World Wide Wonk page 2
World Wide Web? World Wide Wonk more likely.
Let’s start page two off with Microsoft =) Who are never far from our thoughts. The following Web certificate error comes from Firefox when I tried to sign into MSN Passport:
This is because Microsoft certified themselves. As insane.
The following MSN Personals advert shows probably the worst case of string truncation ever.

Below is a good example of how not to title a link on a Web page.

Apparently, I am forbidden to log out of ntl webmail. A prisoner of ntl forever!

The following kind of makes me imagine the heavens opening and forearms bearing pointing fingers raining from the sky. (You all saw … no? bah.)

The are two interpretations (at least) of the word “nerd”. I go by the positive interpretation. The other lot are responsible for such delightful touches as A drive in the following advert:

Ah, such an unfortunate typo:
Not that being powered by spunk is necessarily a bad thing is it?
It helps to bear in mind that pop-up ads only work, if they work:

Ah, the beleagured VersionTracker Developer system. The old version of this system (where you post your apps to VersionTracker) was so bad that iCab couldn’t understand it and IE:mac and Mozilla both crashed. Nowadays I “only” have to contend with no text cursor in <textarea> boxes and parts of pages that won’t draw in:
Along with the persistent “duplication” of entries, 16×16 icons drawn as 32×32 and unhelpful confirmation mails, I think it is they who need the next engineering genius! (See the full-size version for clues)
I like the “more…” in the middle box below. I mean, you just can’t get enough undefined can you?

Group check?

Finally, a classic. Apparently Webmastermac cannot find the 404 page. Except that I didn’t ask it to find the 404 page. You’d think someone would have checked this from the start?



