The SamGod File
Stolen shamelessly from Peter Hosey’s now defunct Quote-File Central for public archival purposes.
Quote #0
+----------From the Original Iceman UMF maintained by Icegod---------------------+ | SamGod: there r way too many ppl in here tonight, what's up with that? | | SamGod: I can't follow a single convo | | ChrisC-: SamGod, because no one's *talking to you* :) | | SamGod: ChrisC: Much like real life | | | | SamGod: I like how Apple's keeping up with the times... Steve's in touch w/ | | the current FlowerPower pulse of the youth | | SamGod: woops, sorry, I thought it was the '60s | | | | SamGod: hey guys (and I'm talking to the males in here): what do u value | | more, your girlfriend or your Mac? | | baratus: girlfriend (since my mac is only an LC and it doesn't give me | | blowjobs) | | Icegod: sam- why not ask the chicks about their g/fs too? :P | |verbivore: yeah, sam. you kida sidestepped the mac-owning lesbian demographic. | | ChrisC-: SamGod, rephrase that | | SamGod: Icegod: 'cuz I take care of that in my dreams | | SamGod: Would u trade your Mac for a girlfriend? | | Icegod: AAAAARGH | | Icegod: don't give me that kinda question | | ChrisC- hasn't a mac, so it's a moot point. but if i did...hell no | | TedEBear would give anything to get a girlfriend. | | SamGod: Icegod: u a chick? | | Icegod: negatory | | Icegod: hold on | | Icegod: lemme pose the question to a dyke mac-lover i know | | TedEBear: as long as I got it all back when the relationship fell apart. :P | | TedEBear didn't know there was lesbian macintoshes. | | Icegod: she says: "hmmmm depended on the girl, and would i get to keep my | | files?" | | | | SamGod: and what's GPF? | | fGewA: General Protection Fault | | SamGod: umm... whatever that is | | fGewA: it's Windows for 'oops, I fucked up, you have to restart me now' | | SamGod: Barbara Bush, Janet Reno, and Linda Tripp threesome? Oh HELL FUCK | | YEAH!!! | |<editor's note: this wouldn't be nearly as funny if he wasn't reasonably | | sincere, but he's made it obvious that he's fucking (no pun intended) desperate| | for sex.> | | | | SamGod: I turn on the faucet to wash my hands, put my hands in the stream of | | water, and all of a sudden I stop and get TOTALLY grossed out and I'm| | like "Oh GROSS, dammit!!" thinking I just got a ton of piss all over | | my hands. Then I realize it's a freaking FAUCET and water comes out | | of it, not piss. What the HELL was my brain thinking? | +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
Quote #1
Wed, Feb 21, 2001 01:54:57 AM: SamGod: fGewA: considering I had only heard of it until what I thought was a normal human female that I had actually grown to like quite a bit, with whom I had arguments and in-depth discussions with, I found to be some fucking grad student's CS thesis in AI and neural nets.... 01:56:12 AM: Coda: reason #439567337465 why online relationships are a crock of shit
Quote #2
Sat, Feb 24, 2001 12:40:02 AM: SamGod: votergate: Newton's 2nd Law of motion: A computer that's left on will stay on unless otherwise shut off. A computer that's off will remain off unless otherwise turned on.
Quote #3
Sun, Mar 04, 2001 02:43:59 AM: EtherKnot: I have social skills, I just got back from my swim. 02:44:35 AM: SamGod: EtherKnot: interacting with water isn't a social activety since water isn't another human being
Quote #4
Mon, Apr 02, 2001 [this sums it up nicely] 03:50:31 AM: fGewA: samgod - so you're a guilty pathetic sexually-desperate little girl. FINE. that's nice
Quote #5
Sun, Apr 15, 2001 01:26:52 AM: Icegod: the person who was sitting at my computer smells like ass 01:27:10 AM: Icegod: i can hardly stand it 01:27:18 AM: Icegod switches chairs to see if that helps 01:27:33 AM: Icegod opens a window, too 01:28:06 AM: SamGod: Icegod: aren't YOU the person sitting at yer compouter? 01:28:07 AM: Icegod: no, _before_ 01:31:05 AM: SamGod: crap, not only does my everything hurt, I can't breath fresh air 'cuz all I smell is gasoline 01:31:32 AM: Coda: why do you smell gasoline SamGod? 01:32:04 AM: SamGod: Coda: 'cuz I smell like gasoline 01:32:08 AM: Coda: why? 01:32:37 AM: SamGod: Coda: I kinda happened to shove an exaust pipe in my sleve for warmth for a few hours last night 01:32:54 AM: Twist-: See? he is a psycho. 01:33:06 AM: SamGod: well, actually, I switched off between one sleve, then the other, then my pant leg, then the other, etc... 01:33:16 AM: Coda smiles and backs away slowly 01:33:24 AM: Coda turns and runs far and fast 01:33:32 AM: Twist-: didn't occur to you to get inside the car? 01:33:43 AM: SamGod: didn't seem such a bad idea last night though, and I wasn't the only one doing it 01:34:07 AM: SamGod: Twist-: it wasn't a car, it was the generator we were using at the cemetary 01:34:44 AM: SamGod: my mom is like "It has probably absorbed through yer skin" 01:35:09 AM: Twist- avoids any attempt at subterfuge, and just runs the hell away. 01:35:30 AM: SamGod: spent 12 hours at a cemetary fondling a damn exaust pipe, yeah, what a life! 01:36:39 AM: SamGod: It was for wamrth dammit, I wasn't the only one doing it. 01:37:10 AM: SamGod: although the exaust singed off all the hair on my fingers
Quote #6
Mon, Apr 16, 2001 01:36:49 AM: fGewA misses no chance to embarrass, humiliate, and publicly demean samgod 01:36:56 AM: fGewA: (neither, as I see it, does he)
Quote #7
Tue, Apr 17, 2001 01:07:28 AM: SamGod ain't afraid of asking dumbass questions 01:07:37 AM: fGewA: samgod - we've noticed
Quote #8
Thu, Apr 19, 2001 12:36:07 AM: SamGod: one of the most humiliating and emberrasing things that could possibly happen during a phone call with a young female support operator happened to me today 12:37:26 AM: fGewA: she turned you down?
Quote #9
Tue, May 15, 2001 01:03:31 AM: SamGod: I could sure use a good hard kick in the balls right now 01:04:12 AM: fGewA delivers samgod's requested good hard kick in the balls, while wearing a steel-toed boot with 2"-spiked shinguard 01:04:42 AM: SamGod: fGewA: that would be SOOOOO good if u were a chick 01:04:51 AM: SamGod: but since yer not 01:05:00 AM: SamGod: ********** O U C H ***********
Quote #10
Thu, May 24, 2001 02:13:28 AM: SamGod: is it normal to get off on before & after plastic surgery medical pics of naked women? 02:15:30 AM: fGewA: we need to get samgod a girlfriend before he starts trying to get the bots to fellate him :P
Quote #11
Thu, May 24, 2001 10:19:40 PM: SamGod: MadFly: hey, I designed the Nike logo 10:19:51 PM: MadFly: Really? 10:19:52 PM: MadFly: SamGOD???? 10:20:05 PM: SamGod: MadFly: yeah, and the AT&T deathstar 10:20:10 PM: Icegod: hahahah... you just believed something samgod said 10:20:21 PM: MadFly: I don't know SamGod soooo. 10:20:20 PM: fGewA: smile, you're on candid UMF
Quote #12
Thu, Jun 07, 2001 12:22:00 AM: SamGod: I had white creaming milky stuff all over my black pants, shoes, shirt, and the table my friend & I were eating on had about an inch (an INCH) of white foam on it 12:22:09 AM: SamGod: as did the floor under the table
Quote #13
Sat, Jun 16, 2001 01:38:25 AM: SamGod: wow, so the Lakers lost???????? 01:39:12 AM: fGewA: The Lakers have gone from a bickering bunch of apparent malcontents to the best playoff team in history to repeat NBA champions, a transformation capped by their 108-96 victory over the 76ers in Game 5 of the NBA Finals on Friday. --ESPN 01:39:03 AM: SamGod: they're saying Lakers fans got wild and violent 01:39:16 AM: fGewA: samgod, that was LAST year 01:39:23 AM: fGewA: this year was peaceful 01:40:53 AM: SamGod <-- moron 01:40:57 AM: fGewA: no samgod 01:41:07 AM: fGewA: we all know, deep in our hearts, you are not a moron 01:41:17 AM: fGewA: we only call you that because we can't think of a better word... 01:41:19 AM: fGewA: IDIOT.
Quote #14
Sat, Jun 16, 2001 03:01:17 AM: zirkonion: !time 03:04:10 AM: SamGod: the time around here has been temporarly suspended until further notice
Quote #15
Thu, Jan 17, 2002 03:04:44 AM: Samrod: is suit_riot kriptik? 03:06:52 AM: Server: suit_riot is ~nobomb@cube.et.tudelft.nl (Jotham) 03:05:33 AM: suit_riot: sam you're about as perceptive as a public urinal
Quote #16
Wed, Jun 27, 2001 12:55:07 AM: SamGod: I can grow breasts in the time it takes that page to load 12:56:28 AM: LafinJack: i TOLD you that you were a woman
Quote #17
Wed, Aug 08, 2001 02:33:23 AM: Server: Topic for #macintosh: SamGod: it's so not hard, I've done it 0 times
Quote #18
Sat, Sep 15, 2001 11:32:43 PM: Samrod: what's a backhoe? 11:33:02 PM: fGewA: go read a book on construction apparati for 5-year-olds 11:33:27 PM: Samrod: fGewA: go learn regexps 11:33:37 PM: fGewA: samgod - considering I wrote one that works and you didn't... 11:33:48 PM: Samrod: wrote what that works? 11:33:55 PM: fGewA: a backhoe, duh. ;P
Quote #19
Wed, Sep 19, 2001 02:36:32 AM: Samrod: "My love for you is like diareah, I just can't hold it in."
Quote #20
Wed, Nov 14, 2001 <Samrod> only problem is it's a SCSI burner, and my 8600 has SCSI <fGewA> samgod - er, why is that a problem? <Samrod> because <Samrod> oh <Samrod> fGewA: dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Samrod> fGewA: yer a fucking genius!!!!!!!!! * Samrod slaps himself! <fGewA> compared to you, hell yes. <Samrod> that's not a problem!! I can use this burner! <Samrod> damn brain, what the hell was I thinking up here in my head
Quote #21
Sun, Dec 23, 2001 Dr. David Banner == the Incredible Hulk, in case you didn't know. Samrod: STein: I'm just hoping my dick doesn't undergo what David Banner's entire body does fGewA: you mean bursting out of your pants? LafinJack: you mean turn green? Samrod: swell up into a green musclebound giant
Quote #22
Sun, Jan 13, 2002 01:00:19 AM: Samrod: VideoDir: why do you want an IDE burner? 01:00:46 AM: VideoDir: i have it lying around 01:01:20 AM: Samrod: that's one lazy CD burner
Quote #23
Tue, Jan 15, 2002 01:22:05 AM: Samrod: fGewA: yer pretty cute for a 17 year old (not in a kiddyporn way, but a cool guy/geek kinda way) ...cute?!
Quote #24
Sun, Jan 20, 2002 01:02:48 AM: Samrod: showed my mom iMovie, iPhoto, TiBook, iBook, and the iPod, and she was BLOWN AWAY 01:04:11 AM: EtherKnot: This just in. Samrod blew his mother away. News at 11. 01:04:42 AM: erisynne: what, EK? 01:04:47 AM: erisynne: did he finally learn how to wipe his own ass and tie his shoes?
Quote #25
Sun, Jan 20, 2002 02:49:46 AM: Samrod: logic is engranded in my DNA
Quote #26
Mon, Jan 28, 2002 03:25:34 AM: Samrod: who would do such a viscious thing? 03:25:42 AM: fGewA: samgod - a viscous thing? 03:25:47 AM: Samrod: vicious 03:25:54 AM: fGewA: ah, vicious :) 03:25:50 AM: Samrod: visoius 03:26:03 AM: Samrod: vicius 03:26:09 AM: fGewA: Vicius Caesar 03:26:26 AM: fGewA: untold emperor of rome (for about 4 minutes) 03:26:40 AM: MrMojo: sucks to be him 03:26:45 AM: fGewA: sucked. ;) 03:27:32 AM: Samrod: MrMojo: sucks to be who? 03:27:39 AM: fGewA: Vicius Caesar 03:27:43 AM: fGewA: weren't you paying attention? 03:28:14 AM: Samrod: fGewA: dude, if you had any idea how semi-conscious I am whenever I'm in here....
Quote #27
Mon, Jan 28, 2002 03:27:19 AM: Samrod: while ME, on the other hand, FOUND a digital Casio watch, spend 2 days breaking the code to access the phonebook, called a buncha peaple to see who they know in common, and eventually found its rightfull owner, which turned out to be a classmate 03:27:25 AM: fGewA: me find digital watch! 03:27:31 AM: fGewA: me call rightful owner!
Quote #28
Thu, Feb 07, 2002 02:22:48 AM: Samrod: if other guys have sex with a mold of my shlong, does that make me gay? 02:25:23 AM: Samrod: if you jerk off to a picture of yerself as a kid, does that make you gay, a pedaphile, or both?
Quote #29
Wed, May 01, 2002 10:10:28 PM: Samrod: fGewA: who's "michelle"? 10:10:36 PM: michelle: <--- michelle 10:10:38 PM: michelle: duh
Quote #30
Wed, May 01, 2002 NOTE: as of June 2002, samgod has moved to #macintosh-adults. more updates as they occur. of course, Icegod doesn't go to #macintosh-adults, so his contributions end here.
Quote #31
Fri, Jun 21, 2002 02:37:14 AM: Mystara: You thought I was a she? 02:37:37 AM: Samrod: Mystara: no, but I didn't think yer a guy either 02:37:52 AM: Samrod: with androgenous names, I assume nothing 02:37:42 AM: Server: Mystara is ^Alan@m641-mp1-cvx2b.lut.ntl.com (What a guy!)
Quote #32
Mon, Feb 17, 2003 from Undernet #macintosh: 04:13:57 AM: kriptik: we [he and Samgod] had coffee 04:14:06 AM: kriptik: and he complained about how it hurts to drink coffee
Quote #33
Thu, Jul 3, 2003 [he's back in #macintosh!] 03:47:20 AM: <Samrod> my god, what happened, I don't remember all you guys hanging out in Mac- adults, just the regular #Mac channel 03:47:42 AM: <TedEBear> that would be that you joined the regular #macintosh channel, ya know. ;P
Quote #34
Thu, Jul 3, 2003 03:52:55 AM: <kathee> back :) 03:53:15 AM: <Samrod> kathee? is this a different kathee or the same one? 03:53:35 AM: <kathee> there is only ONE kathee =PP 03:53:38 AM: <fGewA> samgod - you need an examine command 03:53:41 AM: <fGewA> > x kathee 03:53:47 AM: <Samrod> x kathee 03:53:50 AM: <Samrod> hmm... 03:53:53 AM: <kathee> :D 03:53:53 AM: <fGewA> I said you need, not you have 03:53:59 AM: <Samrod> ah
Quote #35
Thu, Jul 3, 2003 03:54:11 AM: <Samrod> kathee: remember "samrod"? 03:54:18 AM: <fGewA> who would that be?
Quote #36
Sun, Jul 6, 2003 [of the Samgod File.] 05:16:40 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: why is the initial stuff in the box at the top, and the rest is just normal w/ date stamps and such? 05:16:57 AM: <fGewA> samgod - read the top of the box
Quote #37
Sun, Jul 6, 2003 [talking about the situation that led to 19 Apr 2001.] 05:24:44 AM: <Samrod> never has something I did YEARS earlier end up biting me in the butt like that, and that wasn't even the first time 05:25:06 AM: <ramoth4> Sammy, you just contradicted yourself. 05:25:16 AM: <ramoth4> Congrats.
Quote #38
Sun, Jul 6, 2003 05:33:39 AM: <Samrod> crap, I'm gonna get blOO balls if I don't have some cereal NOW 05:33:47 AM: <fGewA> what the--? 05:34:05 AM: <ramoth4> Samrod: WTF 05:34:11 AM: <ramoth4> Does cereal turn you on or something? 05:34:20 AM: <ramoth4> "Oh, grab my lucky charms, bitch!" 05:35:50 AM: <Samrod> it's the closest thing to sex I can get from food
Quote #39
Tue, Jul 8, 2003 03:06:57 AM: <ramoth4> Samrod: Where do you live, again? 03:06:58 AM: <ramoth4> :) 03:07:15 AM: <Samrod> ramoth: Paris, France 03:07:19 AM: <Samrod> shit, wtf? 03:07:31 AM: <Samrod> no, I'm in Los Angeles (why the FUCK did I say Paris?)
Quote #40
Tue, Jul 8, 2003 03:51:15 AM: <Samrod> OUCH! Mother FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 03:51:40 AM: <TedEBear> sam: um. if it hurt you did it wrong. 03:51:48 AM: <ramoth4> haha 03:52:27 AM: <Samrod> god damnit, never put the TV remote RIGHT by yer balls, because when there's something on TV that pisses you off and you wanna change the channel NOW, you reach for the remote and POW! BAM! CRUNCH! 03:52:35 AM: <TedEBear> um. 03:52:40 AM: <TedEBear> sam. 03:52:56 AM: <TedEBear> you *REALLY* gotta stop playing with yourself. 03:53:07 AM: <Samrod> Ted: I wasn't, I just reach for the remote and missed 03:53:07 AM: <ramoth4> fGewA: SGM 03:53:14 AM: <ramoth4> :) 03:55:10 AM: <Samrod> ya know, you get some serious tunnel vision if you crunch yer balls hard enuf [time passes.] 03:58:27 AM: <Samrod> ok, I'm really faint now 03:58:54 AM: <Samrod> guess that's vasectomy money 03:58:38 AM: <ramoth4> Hm 03:58:54 AM: <ramoth4> Samrod: Maybe you should take your hands OFF your balls now. 03:59:39 AM: <Samrod> ramoth: um, I'm crouching down in pain atm.... type type type, moan and grab balls while reading, type type type, moan & grab balls 04:00:37 AM: <ramoth4> Samrod: OK, that sounds like you're reading nifty.org, not undermac. 04:00:52 AM: <ramoth4> Samrod: Go get some ice 04:01:30 AM: <Samrod> heh.... tryin' to get my mind off my balls... I think a bowl of cereal may do the trick 04:02:15 AM: <ramoth4> Samrod: you should get some ice for your balls, d00d.
Quote #41
Sun, Jul 13, 2003 03:05:02 AM: <Samrod> for example, I have fucked up eating patterns (I don't eat), my male friends usually react like "heh, dumbass" while my female friends are like "oh my god, well go get something to eat, wanna grab a bite? Don't do that to yerself... " 03:05:45 AM: <Samrod> such a fundamental difference between the genders 03:06:00 AM: <ramoth4> Samrod: Actually 03:06:09 AM: <Samrod> ramoth: actually what? 03:06:11 AM: <ramoth4> Samrod: I think it's because annorexia is a more common problem in women then men 03:06:28 AM: <Samrod> ramoth: wtf? I'm not anorexic 03:06:32 AM: <ramoth4> Samrod: I know 03:06:35 AM: <ramoth4> but they dont 03:06:42 AM: <ramoth4> shit i dont even know what we're talking about 03:06:49 AM: ramoth4 kicks cough syrup in the nuts 03:07:16 AM: <Samrod> ramoth: but they genuinely care more, women are just more empathetic 03:07:22 AM: <ramoth4> ah 03:07:29 AM: <kathee> what ARE we talkin about ??? 03:07:38 AM: <Samrod> kathee: yer ppl 03:07:42 AM: <ramoth4> kathee: OK good maybe i'm not nuts 03:08:06 AM: <kathee> 'my' ppl? 03:08:13 AM: <Samrod> kathee: I mean women 03:08:33 AM: <Samrod> kathee: IOW: the beautiful people 03:09:06 AM: <Samrod> the kinder, gentler side... the ones who put "humane" in humanity 03:09:17 AM: <fGewA> there's no 'humane' in 'humanity' 03:09:24 AM: <fGewA> 'human', yes, but no 'humane' 03:09:34 AM: <ramoth4> fGewA: I know, thats ironic part 03:09:35 AM: <ramoth4> :)
Quote #42
Tue, Jul 22, 2003 02:57:00 AM: <Samrod> ramoth: um... stones & toes will break my bones, but I'm sleepy 02:57:22 AM: <fGewA> toes? 02:57:59 AM: <Samrod> yeah, the 5 dildoes on each feet? 02:58:12 AM: <Samrod> um, foot digits 02:58:09 AM: <fGewA> errrrr.
Quote #43
Tue, Jul 22, 2003 03:16:48 AM: <Samrod> so would guys rather have nipples on women's asses, or a whole between their b(o)(o)bs? 03:16:55 AM: <fGewA> WTF? 03:17:07 AM: <Tamahome_> assnipples, ewww 03:17:23 AM: <ramoth4> Samrod: neither? 03:17:48 AM: <Samrod> ramoth: at least the chesthole won't smell bad 03:18:40 AM: <ramoth4> yeah, but think about cleavage 03:19:11 AM: <Samrod> ramoth: hmm..... then maybe a whole with labia?
Quote #44
Tue, Jul 22, 2003 03:20:37 AM: <Samrod> so Bukaki makes a great name for a girl 03:20:46 AM: <Samrod> or dog I guess 03:20:57 AM: <fGewA> samgod - go to sleep :P 03:21:00 AM: <Tamahome_> Samrod: it's usually romanized as 'bukkake' 03:21:09 AM: <ramoth4> bukkake is NOT a good name 03:21:44 AM: <Samrod> then Genetelia, Gen for short 03:21:49 AM: <Samrod> maybe Jenetelia 03:22:03 AM: <Samrod> Juanitelia if yer latina
Quote #45
Mon, Aug 11, 2003 11:52:52 PM: <kriptik> Samrod: let me demonstrate 11:52:56 PM: <Samrod> heh 11:52:59 PM: <Samrod> go ahead 11:54:06 PM: Samrod wonders wtf krip is up to 11:54:16 PM: <kriptik> nevermind 11:54:19 PM: <kriptik> undernet is fucked 11:54:28 PM: <Samrod> lucky undernet 11:54:26 PM: <kriptik> you'll have to meet Wendy19 another day 11:54:32 PM: <kriptik> she's ten years your junior! 11:54:59 PM: <Samrod> um.... why would Wndy19 want to meet me? 11:55:07 PM: <kriptik> because she thinks your a fox 11:55:36 PM: <Samrod> krip: ok, that's not funny and just plain cruel 11:56:45 PM: Server: Wendy19 (moider@roo.sporkism.org) joined #macintosh 11:56:51 PM: <Wendy19> Hi 11:57:06 PM: <Samrod> uh, Hi 11:56:57 PM: <Wendy19> can someone help me with javascript?! 11:57:23 PM: <fGewA> wendy - what part of your JavaScript-fu needs augmentation? 11:59:17 PM: <Wendy19> someone? 11:59:24 PM: <Samrod> Wendy19: yes? 11:59:26 PM: fGewA prods wendy 11:59:28 PM: <Wendy19> hi samrod 11:59:35 PM: <Samrod> holy shit, JavaScript? Dude, that's my thing 12:00:37 AM: <Twist> Samrod: yeah? wtf doesn't this work? <select onchange="this.blur();"> ... 12:01:10 AM: <Samrod> Twist: that should work I 12:01:27 AM: <Twist> Samrod: I have an amazingly bad relationship with that word. 11:59:44 PM: <fGewA> 'dude'? 11:59:48 PM: <fGewA> ye of poor sight 11:59:50 PM: <Samrod> I mean dudette 11:59:52 PM: <BrainWorm> dudette. 12:00:10 AM: <Samrod> and krip even helped me out, damn 12:00:25 AM: <kriptik> i'm only a cunt some days 12:00:04 AM: <Wendy19> this is confusing me 12:00:18 AM: <Samrod> Wendy: ask away 12:00:29 AM: <fGewA> better yet, ask a person 12:00:33 AM: <fGewA> ways generally don't answer you 12:00:38 AM: <FarmerJoe> Wendy19, did you read the channel rules? Specifically, rule #12: "Women folks should keep atleast 3 area codes between themselves and Samrod? 12:00:53 AM: <fGewA> haha 12:01:18 AM: <fGewA> rule 12 amendment b lists acceptable defensive devices for closer contact 12:01:07 AM: <Wendy19> farmers have the internet? 12:01:31 AM: <FarmerJoe> Wendy, since you were a sparkle in some drunks eye ;) 12:01:28 AM: <Wendy19> ok this is really busy 12:01:35 AM: <Samrod> GREAT, yer gonna scare her off... 12:01:42 AM: <fGewA> hell yeh! 12:01:48 AM: fGewA gets his halloween costume 12:01:50 AM: <Samrod> everyone shut the hell up and let her talk 12:02:04 AM: FarmerJoe shuts up 12:01:50 AM: <Wendy19> i wanted to know how to make an extra item in a list 12:02:07 AM: <Wendy19> with internet explorer on macos 9 12:02:10 AM: <Wendy19> on apple 12:01:54 AM: <etorix> answer her question 12:02:00 AM: <fGewA> all together now: 12:02:02 AM: <fGewA> TROGDOR!!! 12:02:08 AM: <BrainWorm> Wendy19, ask the question. 12:02:20 AM: <etorix> she did 12:03:15 AM: <BrainWorm> there it is, she did already ask the question. 12:02:17 AM: <Samrod> Wendy: what kind of list? Like at array? 12:02:32 AM: <MeCool> Wendy19: a list? on? 12:02:52 AM: <fGewA> mecool - Apple 12:02:57 AM: <fGewA> she already said that 12:03:28 AM: <MeCool> but but ... okay i dunno... an item on the list on Apple? 12:02:55 AM: <Wendy19> i have a list 12:03:24 AM: <Wendy19> days=['one','two']; 12:03:33 AM: <Wendy19> i want to put another word in days? 12:03:51 AM: <MeCool> Wendy19: add something into the array? 12:04:21 AM: <Wendy19> the list? 12:04:31 AM: <Wendy19> say i want to put my name, wendy into the list 12:04:38 AM: <Wendy19> the list days 12:05:07 AM: <MeCool> Wendy19: i could be way off but it seems that your using a language/script to insert something into an array... where are you typing this ? 12:05:25 AM: <Wendy19> MeCool: i said, internet explorer 12:05:29 AM: <Wendy19> MeCool: on my apple 12:05:41 AM: <vetteman> hey Wendy, are you open late? 12:04:28 AM: fGewA prods samgod. not gonna bathe her in your immense, uh.. experience? 12:04:56 AM: <FarmerJoe> fGewA, if she starts hanging out with him, use the url 12:05:06 AM: <fGewA> which url was that again? 12:05:28 AM: <FarmerJoe> to the icegod text file 12:05:42 AM: <fGewA> icegod? I don't maintain his UMF 12:06:13 AM: <FarmerJoe> you still have the url? 12:06:27 AM: <fGewA> only URLs I have are UMF, SGF, and MAF 12:06:39 AM: <FarmerJoe> exactly 12:06:46 AM: <fGewA> joe - which one? 12:07:13 AM: <FarmerJoe> the url to the Samrod text file....any/all of them. let her know what she's getting herself into 12:07:21 AM: <fGewA> ah 12:07:27 AM: <fGewA> yeh, I'll do that if need be 12:06:30 AM: <MeCool> does neone else understand Wendy19's problem? 12:06:41 AM: <fGewA> mecool - I think we should let samgod weigh in on it 12:06:57 AM: <vetteman> give it to her good Samgod 12:07:12 AM: <Samrod> I would be telling her in public if you guys weren't being such dorks 12:07:33 AM: <vetteman> dude, this is IRC, what do you expect 12:07:58 AM: <Samrod> Wendy: the splice method lets you add or remove elements from an array 12:08:17 AM: <Wendy19> i don't know how to check messages with this thing 12:08:26 AM: <fGewA> press the blinking red button 12:08:46 AM: <Wendy19> there is no mouse? 12:08:52 AM: <Samrod> no wonder... 12:09:02 AM: <Wendy19> what does samrod mean 12:09:25 AM: <BrainWorm> now there's a question. 12:09:18 AM: <FarmerJoe> sam=samuel, rod=giant tool 12:09:37 AM: <Wendy19> is he black? 12:09:53 AM: <BrainWorm> black and blue. 12:09:52 AM: <Samrod> is who black? 12:10:00 AM: <Wendy19> samuel? 12:10:00 AM: <MeCool> im just confused 12:10:06 AM: <MeCool> what the hell is everyonetalking about?!?!?!?1?!?1 12:10:15 AM: <fGewA> you 12:10:21 AM: <Samrod> everyone but Wendy just SHUT UP 12:10:24 AM: <Samrod> SILENCE 12:10:36 AM: <fGewA> OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! 12:10:36 AM: <FarmerJoe> Samrod, to much caffine tonight bro? 12:10:32 AM: <MeCool> we all love Wendy19 :) 12:10:48 AM: <BrainWorm> I love Wendy19 too. 12:10:54 AM: <Samrod> fuck.... she's not gonna get help unless you all shut up 12:11:01 AM: <MeCool> lollll 12:11:01 AM: FarmerJoe lusts wendy 12:11:08 AM: MeCool pokes at Samrod :) 12:11:09 AM: <Samrod> Wendy: type /msg samrod to msg me 12:11:30 AM: <MeCool> Samrod: are you okay? 12:11:37 AM: <Samrod> uh boy 12:11:40 AM: <Wendy19> Samrod: why? i can't read it 12:11:40 AM: <FarmerJoe> wendy, watch out for samrod 12:11:54 AM: <FarmerJoe> he's a major dork 12:12:03 AM: <MeCool> i havent heard dork in ages 12:12:03 AM: <fGewA> no no 12:12:06 AM: <fGewA> he's a general dork 12:12:06 AM: <MeCool> hehe 12:12:09 AM: <fGewA> he got promoted 12:11:48 AM: <Wendy19> this guy 12:11:58 AM: <Wendy19> in the lab 12:11:59 AM: Squibby wonders what the big deal about Wendy is. 12:12:16 AM: <BrainWorm> Samrod dosen't have a Ferrari Wendy19. 12:12:24 AM: <Wendy19> no one told me if samuel is black? 12:12:30 AM: <Samrod> who's samuel? 12:12:44 AM: <fGewA> Samuel Big Tool 12:12:45 AM: <FarmerJoe> Wendy, he's not. He's just a 6'1, 250 pound self propelled penis 12:12:49 AM: <MeCool> Wendy19: (Samantha) 12:13:00 AM: <Wendy19> samrod?! 12:13:10 AM: <fGewA> yeh, you should see him type! 12:13:12 AM: <MeCool> Wendy19: Samantha and a rod... u figure it out... 12:13:14 AM: <Samrod> Wendy19: my name isn't Samuel, and I'm not black 12:13:14 AM: <Wendy19> you are samuel??? 12:13:27 AM: <Wendy19> why did you lie to me??? 12:13:27 AM: <Samrod> my name is Samrod 12:13:29 AM: <Squibby> hahaha. 12:13:40 AM: Squibby asked samrod about his name once. 12:13:44 AM: <Squibby> he got all bent, it was funny. 12:13:32 AM: <FarmerJoe> but ask him if he's a giant penis 12:13:41 AM: <Wendy19> does anyone know how to make my list longer? 12:13:42 AM: <Samrod> huh? Who told you I was black and named Samuel? 12:13:56 AM: <MeCool> Samrod: u lying bastard! 12:13:59 AM: <Samrod> Wendy19: can you show me your code? 12:14:12 AM: <MeCool> first the code... then ur bra... watch out 12:14:13 AM: <FarmerJoe> wendy, samrod is a renoun pervert and liar 12:14:17 AM: <fGewA> she ASKED if you were black, samgod 12:14:30 AM: <Samrod> can't believe how everyone in here instantly regressed to 12 years old 12:14:33 AM: <Samrod> fascinating 12:14:40 AM: <fGewA> cool, now you're among your peers 12:14:42 AM: <MeCool> Samrod: I am 12! 12:14:45 AM: <Squibby> no really samrod, that's your real name? 12:14:54 AM: <Samrod> yes, Samrod is my real name 12:14:54 AM: <Wendy19> Samrod: i have a list days=['one','two']; 12:15:06 AM: <Samrod> Wendy19: I mean can you show me your code online? 12:15:13 AM: <Wendy19> internet? 12:15:49 AM: <vetteman> i'll show you my "code" if you show me yours 12:15:14 AM: <MeCool> Wendy19: if u mentioned the list before i wouldve known what u were talking about! 12:15:32 AM: <Wendy19> mecool???? it was first thing i said! 12:16:04 AM: <MeCool> Wendy19: sorry mustve overlooked it... im getting a bit hard of seeing, ask Samrod, at the retirement village we both tease eachother about such things 12:16:04 AM: <Wendy19> maybe i should go and use google 12:16:15 AM: <fGewA> search for "Samuel Big Tool" 12:16:16 AM: <FarmerJoe> Wendy, just don't google 'samrod' 12:16:28 AM: <etorix> wendy-try mozilla 12:17:14 AM: <etorix> Mozilla 131 for MacOS 9 - http://wamcom.org/20030624/macos9/ 12:16:13 AM: <Squibby> you guys are pathetic. I can't believe how out of control you get when a female enters the channel. 12:16:33 AM: <Squibby> why waste your effort? everyone knows I'm the hottest guy here. you shouldn't even bother competing. ;) 12:16:29 AM: <Wendy19> what is samrod? 12:16:40 AM: <fGewA> we've been trying to figure that out for years 12:17:00 AM: <Samrod> Wendy19: days.split(1, 3, ['1.25', '1.5', '1.75']) 12:17:19 AM: <MeCool> Samrod: is that for the list? 12:17:21 AM: <Samrod> Wendy: I'm a regular guy with a ton of JavaScript experience 12:17:25 AM: <Wendy19> samrod i just paste that in? 12:17:30 AM: <Wendy19> ??? 12:17:49 AM: <MeCool> Samrod: regular?! now your being modest! 12:18:06 AM: <fGewA> he's not regular unless he takes his Metamucil 12:18:11 AM: <fGewA> (R) 12:18:12 AM: <MeCool> lol 12:18:17 AM: <Samrod> Wendy19: well here's how it works: arrayName.split( index, numberOfElementsToAdd, [element1, element2, elmentN]) 12:18:19 AM: <Wendy19> what does samrod mean? 12:18:21 AM: <Wendy19> ? 12:18:28 AM: <FarmerJoe> samuel big tool 12:18:41 AM: <FarmerJoe> indian name, Zuni if Im not mistaken 12:18:42 AM: <MeCool> Wendy19: what does your name mean? 12:18:48 AM: <Samrod> um... it's my name, I think traditionally it meant god of thought and enlightenment 12:18:46 AM: <vetteman> she's trying to write java> 12:18:50 AM: <fGewA> vetteman - JS 12:18:57 AM: <vetteman> fuck that 12:18:59 AM: <Samrod> vetteman: +Script 12:19:05 AM: <vetteman> java is such crap 12:19:11 AM: <fGewA> Java is irrelevant 12:19:14 AM: <fGewA> this is JavaSCRIPT 12:19:12 AM: <MeCool> leave java alone! 12:19:30 AM: <MeCool> J2ME? 12:19:14 AM: <Wendy19> this is confusing 12:19:27 AM: <fGewA> wendy - you think YOU'RE confused! think of poor vetteman! 12:19:38 AM: burp621 giggles 12:19:44 AM: <Samrod> Wendy: join #WendyJS 12:19:54 AM: <Wendy19> what is #wendyjs? 12:20:00 AM: <FarmerJoe> Wendy, make sure he has his pants on before you do 12:20:07 AM: <Samrod> just type /join #wendyjs 12:20:08 AM: <vetteman> my problem is trying to follow the channel and watch GGW at the same time 12:20:17 AM: <Wendy19> samrod why? 12:20:29 AM: <Wendy19> samrod what about my list? 12:20:30 AM: <FarmerJoe> Wendy, he's going to try to molest you 12:20:31 AM: <Samrod> so I can help you without all these idiots getting in the way 12:20:37 AM: <Squibby> he wants to lend you a rod, I mean a hand 12:20:39 AM: <Samrod> Wendy19: like FarmerJoe 12:20:40 AM: <MeCool> Wendy19: Never joina channel alone! 12:20:40 AM: <Wendy19> help me with my list? 12:20:44 AM: <burp621> He's going to give you 'private lessons' :-p 12:20:46 AM: <Samrod> Wendy: YES 12:20:54 AM: <Samrod> Wendy: just type it... 12:20:56 AM: <burp621> ...hubba hubba 12:21:00 AM: <Wendy19> what does farmer joe mean? i didn't know farmers were programmers?! 12:21:10 AM: <FarmerJoe> so now I'm an idiot? 12:21:17 AM: <vetteman> hahahha 12:21:23 AM: burp621 giggles 12:21:23 AM: <fGewA> just remember, joe 12:21:34 AM: <fGewA> in the valley of the blind man, the one-eyed men are kings 12:21:51 AM: <Samrod> ok, this isn't working, yer all being dumbasses 12:22:22 AM: <Samrod> Wendy: first of all, you can't add items to arrays in Internet Explorer, only Netscape 12:22:30 AM: <burp621> Samrod: It's what we do... it's in our job description :-p 12:22:31 AM: <vetteman> in the valley of ginas the one eyed snake is king 12:22:31 AM: <Wendy19> hello?? 12:22:35 AM: <Wendy19> can anyone read me? 12:22:46 AM: <Samrod> Wendy: when I say "array" it means list 12:22:54 AM: <Wendy19> samrod is confusing me 12:22:57 AM: <Wendy19> can someone help m e 12:23:05 AM: burp621 suddenly feels like he's back on 'Citezens band' 12:23:05 AM: <Samrod> Wendy: I am helping you, and everyone else is trying to mess it up 12:23:14 AM: <Squibby> you're just confusing her samrod. 12:23:16 AM: <Wendy19> samrod i do not believ eyou 12:23:16 AM: <vetteman> someone warez wendy a copy of frontpage..... 12:23:29 AM: <FarmerJoe> Samrod, you pervert! stop trying to hit on her 12:23:31 AM: <Wendy19> i don't like samrods nickname 12:23:32 AM: burp621 giggles 12:23:35 AM: <Wendy19> can someone help me 12:23:38 AM: <Squibby> samrod: speak english to her, not tech babble. 12:23:44 AM: <Squibby> hahahahahahahaha 12:23:52 AM: Squibby hugs wendy 12:24:12 AM: <Squibby> <Wendy19> i don't like samrods nickname 12:24:19 AM: <Squibby> that's classic. I love it. 12:24:01 AM: <MeCool> Wendy19: your the first girl to say that! 12:24:12 AM: <Samrod> Wendy: ok... you can NOT add/remove items from lists in IE that easily, it requires a bunch of extra JavaScript code, but it's very easy in Netscape 12:24:12 AM: <Wendy19> how do you know?! 12:24:21 AM: <BrainWorm> Wendy19 is a good girl. 12:24:31 AM: <Samrod> Wendy: because I coded JavaScript for like 4 years 12:24:44 AM: <Wendy19> you made code out of javascript? 12:25:14 AM: <Samrod> Wendy: I wrote JavaScript 12:25:24 AM: <fGewA> samgod - YOU WROTE JAVASCRIPT?!?!?! 12:25:26 AM: <Wendy19> samrod made javascript? 12:24:50 AM: <Wendy19> i just want to make my photos on my home page 12:25:01 AM: <fGewA> you need a camera for that, wendy 12:25:11 AM: <Wendy19> i have jpgs i have made 12:25:15 AM: <fGewA> oh good 12:25:18 AM: <Wendy19> with iphoto on my apple 12:24:52 AM: <MeCool> lol 12:25:24 AM: <vetteman> naked jpegs of helen keller? 12:24:56 AM: <Samrod> Squibby: that's only a glimpse of my real life 12:25:00 AM: <MeCool> sorry was thinking of a joke 12:25:00 AM: <vetteman> wendy, are you a retard? 12:25:01 AM: <FarmerJoe> wendy, he did not. He works at McDonalds as a deep fat fryer tech 12:25:25 AM: <MeCool> Wendy19: can we see the photos ;) 12:25:29 AM: <FarmerJoe> Wendy, don't send Samrod your pics. he'll wack off to em 12:25:31 AM: <Wendy19> why can't he help me!?!! 12:25:41 AM: <Samrod> Wendy: I am trying to help you 12:25:41 AM: <fGewA> wendy - first he must learn to help himself 12:25:43 AM: <etorix> Wendy-get Mozilla 131 for MacOS 9 - http://wamcom.org/20030624/macos9/ 12:26:15 AM: <Wendy19> etorix i have no mouse! 12:25:46 AM: <MeCool> Wendy19: Samrod also has photos he made... $2.95 a month and you can see them! 12:25:49 AM: <Samrod> Wendy: either you're not listening or I don't know what 12:26:06 AM: <FarmerJoe> Samrod, you have her afraid dewd 12:26:12 AM: BrainWorm is about to fall on the floor. 12:26:14 AM: <vetteman> what are they pics of Wendy????? 12:26:17 AM: <Samrod> Wendy: and all these guys are just being annoying 12:26:17 AM: <Wendy19> lol 12:26:21 AM: <fGewA> she's spooked. you need to calm her down 12:26:37 AM: <Wendy19> i am in the lab and there is no apple, just unix? 12:26:53 AM: <vetteman> you're asking us? 12:26:52 AM: <MeCool> and u made code? 12:26:57 AM: <MeCool> on IE on unix? 12:27:13 AM: <Samrod> MeCool: M$ actually did release an IE beta for Solaris 12:27:05 AM: <fGewA> ah, so you have the secret UNIX verison of IE that DOES support list-splitting 12:26:55 AM: <Samrod> know what, I bet she's not even a girl, it's one of you guys just fucking w/ me [right-o!] 12:27:07 AM: <Wendy19> i can't show photographs without my internet page 12:27:10 AM: <FarmerJoe> Q 12:27:16 AM: Server: Mode change "+b *!*moider@*.sporkism.org" on #macintosh by kriptik 12:27:17 AM: Server: Wendy19 was kicked off #macintosh by kriptik (kriptik) 12:27:19 AM: <vetteman> sure you can 12:27:27 AM: <burp621> BIATCH! 12:27:30 AM: <FarmerJoe> good move kriptik, she was annoying 12:27:31 AM: <vetteman> HAHAHA! 12:27:39 AM: <MeCool> noooo 12:27:43 AM: <MeCool> let her back in! 12:27:44 AM: <Samrod> yesssss 12:27:47 AM: <burp621> Good eye silly Kiwi 12:28:10 AM: <MeCool> i was procrastinating so well then! 12:28:45 AM: <fGewA> I think we should let her back in and ask her for the secret UNIX version of IE 12:29:07 AM: <FarmerJoe> naw, leave her out in the cold, let Samrod chase her down and deflower her 12:29:14 AM: <etorix> she did say apple 12:29:23 AM: <fGewA> etorix - also UNIX 12:29:31 AM: <fGewA> 12:26:37 AM: <Wendy19> i am in the lab and there is no apple, just unix? 12:29:44 AM: <etorix> ahh 12:29:57 AM: <Squibby> fg is gonna cyberscore, woo hoo. 12:30:11 AM: <fGewA> wha huh? 12:30:58 AM: <MeCool> fuk... the convo has died since she left 12:31:31 AM: <burp621> When the hot chick leaves, the conversation often turns to "Hey, what're you drinking?" 12:31:46 AM: <Squibby> how do we know she was hot? was there pictures invovled here? 12:32:03 AM: <fGewA> well, yeh. it was for a photo album 12:32:07 AM: <fGewA> (so she said) [the msg side of the conversation. submitted by... well, Wendy19. ;) ] 00:03 -!-| Irssi: Starting query in Undernet with Samrod 00:03 Samrod | can you show me your code? 00:03 Samrod | and ignore everyone else, they're trying to make me look bad 00:06 Samrod | splice(index, howMany, [element1][, ..., ..., ...]) 00:11 Samrod | can you see this? 00:11 Samrod | you can't read this? 00:28 Samrod | are you still there? IF you can see this type /msg samrod and reply 00:28 Wendy19 | hello?! 00:28 Samrod | hey... so you can msg me 00:28 Wendy19 | the macintosh window has gone?! 00:28 Samrod | I was really trying to help you but they were trying to screw things up 00:28 Wendy19 | what are you here for? 00:29 Samrod | they kicked you out... you seem like a newbie 00:29 Samrod | we just hang out here for fun, chat, discuss Mac and tech issues 00:30 Wendy19 | what did i do 00:30 Wendy19 | :~~~~~~~((( 00:30 Wendy19 | omg that is bad 00:30 Samrod | nothing, you did nothing wrong, don't worry, they're just assholes 00:30 Wendy19 | can you fix it?! 00:30 Samrod | relax 00:30 Samrod | heh 00:30 Wendy19 | ?!?!!!! 00:30 Samrod | fix what? 00:30 Samrod | do you have a URL? 00:30 Wendy19 | being kicked out? 00:30 Samrod | don't worry, forget about it 00:31 Samrod | what's your URL? 00:31 Wendy19 | my internet page is on my apple, not on my unix account? 00:31 Wendy19 | lol 00:31 Samrod | you're asking me? 00:31 Wendy19 | when it's done 00:31 Samrod | are you a studnet somewhere? 00:31 Wendy19 | it will be on my unix, so then on the internet 00:31 Wendy19 | why do you keep asking me stuff 00:32 Samrod | I have to know exactly what you're doing so I can help you 00:32 Wendy19 | you can make me back in macintosh? 00:32 Samrod | forget about Macintosh, I'll help you right here 00:32 Samrod | and no, I can't 00:32 Samrod | but I can help you 00:32 Wendy19 | but they were helping me! 00:32 Wendy19 | help! 00:32 Samrod | I was helping you, they were trying to make ME look like an idiot 00:33 Samrod | still confused? 00:33 Wendy19 | ok i will tell you what 00:33 Samrod | ok, what? 00:33 Wendy19 | if you can make me back in macintosh 00:33 Wendy19 | i can email you a picture? 00:33 Wendy19 | ok? 00:33 Samrod | a picture of what? 00:33 Wendy19 | lol 00:34 Wendy19 | me of course 00:34 Samrod | oh... heh, I thought you just needed help, and I know JavaScript better than anyone in Macintosh.... why do you want to go back there? 00:34 Samrod | not that I wouldn't want your pic.... 00:34 Wendy19 | you wont help me with macintosh?! 00:35 Samrod | I am trying to help you! 00:35 Wendy19 | good, i want macintosh 00:35 Samrod | you asked a JavaScript question 00:35 Wendy19 | then you get picture 00:35 Samrod | what about your list? 00:35 Wendy19 | ?? 00:35 Wendy19 | i pasted what you gave me 00:36 Wendy19 | i will try it when i get back to my room 00:36 Wendy19 | now i want macintosh 00:36 Samrod | remember? You weren't supposed to just paste it, but modify it for what you need 00:37 Wendy19 | can you help me with macintosh? 00:37 Samrod | well I'm not an op and don't have the power to let you back in.... 00:37 Wendy19 | who does?! 00:37 Samrod | why do you want to go back in? 00:37 Wendy19 | because i have a apple 00:37 Samrod | trust me, they're not gonna let you back 00:37 Wendy19 | i don't trust you 00:37 Samrod | are you in the US? Is English your native language? 00:38 Wendy19 | i need to get the technical support person to bring macintosh back 00:38 Samrod | is it because of what they all said about me? They were trying to bother me, that's it 00:38 Wendy19 | you don't want my photo huh :( 00:38 Samrod | huh.... you're killing me 00:38 Wendy19 | ????? 00:38 Samrod | you're not making it easy to help you 00:39 Samrod | relax... take a breath, and listen to me 00:39 Samrod | what I told you was only an example and only for Netscape, not Internet Explorer 00:39 Wendy19 | what about macintosh? 00:40 Wendy19 | i have javascript now, from before 00:40 Samrod | right, and I'm trying to help you in JavaScript 00:40 Wendy19 | but i don't need help! 00:40 Wendy19 | i need macintosh 00:40 Samrod | is there anything special about your picture that I should see? 00:40 Wendy19 | no, forget it 00:40 Samrod | yeah right, like those idiots will help you, good luck 00:40 Wendy19 | you are a bad man 00:41 Samrod | I have a Mac, actually 2 of them in fact, I can answer any question you have 00:41 Samrod | but you're not letting me answer your questions 00:41 Samrod | bad man? I am trying to HELP you 00:41 Wendy19 | with macintosh? 00:41 Samrod | I am NOT trying to flirt with you (unless YOU want to), but I'm trying to HELP 00:41 Samrod | yes, Macintosh and JavaScript, whichever you need help with 00:42 Wendy19 | the macintosh chat room?!?!! 00:42 Samrod | you want me to help you with your Macintosh or help get you back into the chat room? 00:42 Wendy19 | my apple is good 00:42 Samrod | good 00:42 Wendy19 | but i want to be in macintosh chat room 00:43 Samrod | ok, if you want, all I can do is ask them to let you back in, how's that? 00:43 Wendy19 | ok? 00:43 Wendy19 | lol 00:43 Wendy19 | you can have my picture if i can be back 00:43 Samrod | heh... ok, I'll do my best but remember, it's their decision 00:44 Samrod | if they let you in, I bet they'll start making things up about me again 00:45 Wendy19 | making things up?! 00:45 Samrod | yeah, they were saying "Wendy, be careful, he wants to molest you" 00:46 Samrod | and I think you were believing it because now you seem freaked out by me 00:46 Samrod | so I still get your picture if I let you in right? 00:47 Samrod | hello? 00:47 Wendy19 | ?? 00:47 Wendy19 | yes i said so! 00:47 Samrod | ok, then type /join #macintosh and return to the channel 00:48 Wendy19 | join #macintosh 00:48 Samrod | no, type it with a slash: /join #macintosh 00:49 Samrod | see, I did it 00:49 Samrod | why do I scare you? 00:51 Samrod | [samgod's email address deleted] 00:54 Wendy19 | samrod 00:55 Wendy19 | now i have lost macintosh again 00:55 Samrod | no one kicked you out, you're still in here........ and you lied about your picture 00:56 Wendy19 | ??? 00:56 Samrod | my address is [samgod's email address deleted] and you didn't send me anything 00:58 Samrod | hello? you there still? 00:58 Wendy19 | i didn't have your address 00:58 Wendy19 | i am having trouble with pine 00:58 Samrod | now you do: [samgod's email address deleted] 00:59 Samrod | I don't think you can send it using Pine 00:59 Wendy19 | the guy showed me yesterday =) 01:02 Samrod | kriptik kicked you out again 01:03 Samrod | well? What's going on now? 01:05 Samrod | ask the lab assistant to help you send the pic 01:07 Wendy19 | email? 01:07 Samrod | [samgod's email address deleted] 01:07 Wendy19 | i sent it before 01:08 Samrod | somehow I think you're a joke 01:08 Wendy19 | :D
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Wed, Aug 13, 2003 12:57:55 AM: <thenoid> cany somebody please help me, i don't know what i did in os X but when i rebooted and X loaded back up my desktop was like i had just installed the os X, how can i get X to boot with my old desktop and settings? 01:02:17 AM: <fGewA> thenoid - look in home/Library 01:03:31 AM: <fGewA> thenoid - do you see any folders whose name is similar to 'Preferences', besides the Preferences folder? 01:02:34 AM: <Samrod> heh, he just called someone "thenoid" 01:02:40 AM: <fGewA> yeh, I called thenoid thenoid 01:02:43 AM: <fGewA> what's odd about that? 01:02:52 AM: <Samrod> uh... um, nevermind
Quote #47
Sat, Aug 23, 2003 02:33:57 AM: <Samrod> I'll give you this, for a totally normal guy, I guess I can be considered somewhat eccentric [time passes.] 02:35:45 AM: <ramoth4> Samrod: don't get testy 02:35:59 AM: <Samrod> ramoth: heh, testies? TESTIES???????? 02:36:11 AM: <ramoth4> See, I knew that was coming 02:36:14 AM: <fGewA> remember, folks... 02:36:18 AM: <fGewA> samgod is Totally Normal. 02:36:24 AM: <d`oh> *
Quote #48
Sat, Aug 30, 2003 [submitted by Ben-] <Samrod> so this morning I woke up w/ some "friends" in bed... and to be honest, ants on yer shlong can actually feel pretty damn good early in the morn' <Samrod> this doesn't mean I'm into beastiality right? <haroon> Samrod: ants are the gateway animal to bigger ones <Samrod> bullshit! <Samrod> dude, yer a freak.... I don't think ants giving me a stiffy is anything near animal sex <haroon> if you have an ant problem.. where they actually end up on your cock <haroon> that's a frightening hygiene issue <Samrod> although the thought of some or all of those ants being male has made me uncomfortable all day <Samrod> haroon: well, not just on my cock, this morning they were all over my bed <Samrod> kinda felt like a whole body massage <Samrod> heh, weird feeling <Samrod> so I'm thinking dealing w/ ants is a HELL of a lot than with human females <piv> ants are great <piv> they chase bread you leave behind <Samrod> piv: so you've had ants on yer shlong to? Does it feel good or what? <Samrod> the only fear/concern is that there's a hole there, and the thought of one of those critters getting curious scared the shit outta me and out FLEW outta bed <piv> rod, may i call you that? ive had everything except the maglight shell on my desk on my schlong <Samrod> Samrod, not rod <Samrod> not sam <piv> sr? <Samrod> heh <Samrod> uh... y not just Samrod? <Ben-> but the mere fact that there were little creatures crawling on your schlong was not disturbing enough a concept for you to have done so already? <piv> sammyr? <Samrod> Ben-: no because it felt good at first until i thought of 2 things: they may find the hole, 2) some of them are male <Samrod> piv: not sammy
Quote #49
Sun, Aug 31, 2003 [submitted by kriptik. he says this happened in #macworld.] 20:36 Samrod | you are quite cryptic 20:36 Samrod | wow, I just realized what kriptik's name means
Quote #50
Thu, Sep 25, 2003 10:05:19 PM: Server: Topic for #macintosh: 3:10: <magn0lia> "chix" don't feel all one way about something. || 3:11: <Samrod> oh yeah, that's one thing they hate, being grouped together
Quote #51
Thu, Sep 25, 2003 10:52:49 PM: <fGewA> http://boredzo.fourx.org/irc/samgod.txt [UPDATE 2006-09-06: The URL has changed. It is now http://boredzo.org/irc/samgod.txt .] [time passes] 10:58:06 PM: <Chiper> fGewA: this samrod file is hillarious 10:58:21 PM: <fGewA> chiper - indeed 10:58:52 PM: <Samrod> samrod file? 10:59:03 PM: <Chiper> Samrod: above url 10:59:08 PM: <fGewA> samgod - the SGF 10:59:17 PM: <fGewA> you've seen it before. have you forgotten about it already? :P 10:59:18 PM: <Samrod> oh 10:59:34 PM: <Samrod> why don't I see a URL above? 10:59:43 PM: <fGewA> you're wearing X-ray goggles?
Quote #52
Thu, Sep 25, 2003 10:56:29 PM: <Samrod> what's the title of the Cure song that goes "Show show show me how you do that trick, the one that makes me scream she said, the one that makes me laugh she said, threw her arms around my neck" 10:58:28 PM: <magn0lia> is that "Catch"? 10:59:05 PM: <magn0lia> Samrod, believe it's Catch 11:00:44 PM: <Samrod> magz: what's Catch? 11:00:57 PM: <Samrod> damn I'm confused 11:01:24 PM: <magn0lia> Samrod, you are hopeless! 11:01:33 PM: <Samrod> mag: yes I am, but what's Catch? 11:01:36 PM: <magn0lia> Samrod, hint: I was answering a question you asked 1 minute before 11:01:59 PM: <Samrod> OH!!!
Quote #53
Tue, Sep 30, 2003 11:49:51 PM: <Samrod> for some reason, the word anal reminds me of the word floss
Quote #54
Wed, Oct 08, 2003 [day after the California election.] 01:12:07 AM: <Samrod> I made a pretty good fool outta myself at work today 01:12:33 AM: <fGewA> samgod - how? you bet on Chuck? 01:13:04 AM: fGewA ponders, btw, who got the reference 01:13:17 AM: <Samrod> we have a whole buncha email aliases at work, everything from an internal ebay, mac stuff, politics, soccer, etc... (one's even called etc) 01:14:26 AM: <Samrod> and I often participate and post to the "life" email alias, where we debate mostly politics and social issues all day, and these debates go on and evolve and stuff 01:15:01 AM: <fGewA> samgod - and you bet on Chuck? 01:15:59 AM: <Samrod> so in the confusing of the whole thing, when replies get really long with many levels of quotes and stuff, I happened to have replied, and even debated this guy's postition, totally ripped his argument apart... did a pretty damn good job of it even... 01:16:19 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: I don't get the Chuck reference 01:16:24 AM: <fGewA> samgod - Maniac Mansion 01:16:31 AM: <fGewA> Chuck was a semi-sentient plant in the mansion 01:16:48 AM: <fGewA> and later, Chuck appeared in Indy 3 (the game) 01:16:46 AM: <Samrod> the ONLY issue, and this was a pretty big issue which make dozens and dozens of people break into laughter all day... 01:17:35 AM: <Samrod> was that I had replied and passionately debated this "guy's" argument, only I didn't realize I was replying, and tearing up MY OWN EMAIL 01:18:31 AM: <Samrod> this "guy" I debated was me, and I argued against my own argument, taking the other side, without realizing I was reading what I had already written earlier in the day 01:18:52 AM: <Strider> Samrod: damn, that musta been some good crack you were smoking 01:18:56 AM: <Samrod> heh 01:19:30 AM: <Samrod> it wouldn't have been that bad if it wasn't the second most popular email alias at a company with over 600 people 01:20:01 AM: <ramoth4> Samrod: ahh, so now everyone at your workplace knows what we knew years ago :) 01:20:16 AM: <Samrod> also wouldn't be that bad if I didn't argue a point totally opposed to a point I made earlier 01:20:21 AM: <Samrod> heh 01:21:53 AM: <Samrod> the way I found out wasn't even fun.... I just noticed the guy behind me starting to laugh harder & harder, and then the guy next to him, and they both turned around and were like "are you for real? You need help..." so the only thing I could do was to reply to myself again and say "why don't you two just get over this and get a life" 01:23:10 AM: <ramoth4> Samrod: hahah 01:23:15 AM: <ramoth4> great way to save face 01:23:18 AM: <ramoth4> :) 01:23:30 AM: <Samrod> I was SOL 01:23:44 AM: <Samrod> don't even wanna know how many of the cuties at work must've read that 01:24:06 AM: <kriptik> Samrod: all i have to say is AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 01:24:14 AM: <kriptik> but i've been drinking 01:24:20 AM: <kriptik> so my laughter could be misplaced 01:24:15 AM: <fGewA> I've actually almost done that a couple times. not replying to myself, but still nearly countering my own arguments 01:24:30 AM: <fGewA> it's at that point that I admit I was wrong, because even I don't agree with me :) 01:24:33 AM: <Samrod> heh 01:24:17 AM: <Samrod> then others started replying to their own previous emails, and debating opposing points of view but just for laughs 01:24:47 AM: <fGewA> kriptik - I doubt it 01:25:02 AM: <kriptik> send another email 01:25:04 AM: <kriptik> from yourself 01:25:06 AM: <kriptik> to yourself 01:25:10 AM: <kriptik> calling yourself a dork 01:25:14 AM: <kriptik> that'll sort it 01:25:14 AM: <fGewA> he did 01:25:16 AM: <fGewA> sort of 01:25:21 AM: <kriptik> i know i mean 01:25:22 AM: <kriptik> a third 01:25:26 AM: <kriptik> BE THREE PEOPLE 01:25:26 AM: <fGewA> yes 01:25:30 AM: <fGewA> that's what he did. sort of 01:25:39 AM: <fGewA> 'the only thing I could do was to reply to myself again and say "why don't you two just get over this and get a life"' --samgod 01:25:31 AM: <ramoth4> omg... samrod started a trend 01:25:35 AM: <ramoth4> BE THREEEEEEEEEE 01:25:33 AM: <haroon> you could send another e-mail to yourself saying you think you're gay 01:25:38 AM: <haroon> but they probably wouldn't get the joke 01:25:34 AM: <kriptik> oh well 01:25:36 AM: <kriptik> I AM A TARD 01:25:41 AM: <kriptik> i am going to drink 01:25:50 AM: <Samrod> heh... 01:26:10 AM: <ramoth4> you should post this to the list, sam 01:26:37 AM: <Samrod> problem was I was falling asleep today at work while writing the first email (sound familiar?) 01:26:50 AM: <ramoth4> Samrod: Yeah :p 01:26:57 AM: <Samrod> ramoth: HA! YEAH RIGHT, that'll get me fired 01:27:06 AM: <ramoth4> Samrod: Did you have an exhasust pipe up your sleeve? 01:27:14 AM: <Samrod> heh 01:27:15 AM: <Samrod> no 01:27:21 AM: <ramoth4> Samrod: you could reply to yourself and say "dude, you're gonna get fired for that" 01:27:32 AM: <Samrod> I don't even know how I'll walk around the office tomorrow
Quote #55
Tue, Oct 21, 2003 [after some of the other regulars had been posing as samgod.] 12:00:29 AM: Server: Samrod (~shadowirc@c-24-126-183-152.we.client2.attbi.com) joined #macintosh 12:00:32 AM: <ramoth4> hahahahahha 12:00:34 AM: <ramoth4> ohhh man 12:00:35 AM: <ramoth4> :D 12:00:47 AM: <ramoth4> it's the 'rodster 12:01:07 AM: <haroon> bring back the other one already 12:01:12 AM: <ramoth4> lol 12:03:08 AM: <ramoth4> Samrod: you there? 12:03:17 AM: <Samrod> unfortunately 12:06:18 AM: <fGewA> hey, it's the real samgod 12:07:45 AM: <Samrod> no, I'm the fake samrod 12:09:09 AM: <ramoth4> Samrod: wtf? 12:09:20 AM: <Samrod> ramoth: wtf what? 12:09:18 AM: <fGewA> so now samgod is pretending to be samgod 12:09:27 AM: <fGewA> wow, what a popular pastime it's becoming 12:09:33 AM: Server: Samrod is ~shadowirc@c-24-126-183-152.we.client2.attbi.com (Kevin Bacon) 12:09:33 AM: <Samrod> what are you guys talking about? 12:09:44 AM: <fGewA> OHHH. all is revealed 12:09:46 AM: <fGewA> 12:09:33 AM: Server: Samrod is ~shadowirc@c-24-126-183-152.we.client2.attbi.com (Kevin Bacon) 12:09:46 AM: <Samrod> am I missing something? 12:09:52 AM: <fGewA> it's Kevin Bacon pretending to be samgod! 12:09:55 AM: <Samrod> Kevin Bacon? WTF?
Quote #56
Tue, Oct 21, 2003 [kriptik was imitating samgod as 'Samrod2'.] 12:31:51 AM: <fGewA> URL for the Samgod File-> http://boredzo.fourx.org/irc/samgod.txt [UPDATE 2006-09-06: The URL has changed. It is now http://boredzo.org/irc/samgod.txt .] 12:31:52 AM: <Samrod> krip: you could've done this when I'm actually more involved in the channel, now i'm somewhere else and missed what just went on 12:32:03 AM: <fGewA> samgod - scroll-bars are your friends 12:32:30 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: thank you, I've never actually had my own personal stenographer [time passes, during which kriptik was doing his impression.] 12:32:42 AM: Server: Samrod2 has left #macintosh (<Samrod> yeah, the 5 dildoes on each feet?) 12:33:25 AM: <kriptik> hi 12:33:50 AM: <fGewA> kriptik! <sarcastic> where've you been all this time? </sarcastic> 12:34:06 AM: <Samrod> hahaaa... krip: now THAT sounds like something I'd say "5 dildoes on each feet"? Only I don't think I'd ever say something that fucked up 12:34:12 AM: <Samrod> but good try 12:34:13 AM: <Samrod> heh 12:34:14 AM: <fGewA> samgod - you did 12:34:29 AM: <Samrod> what? when? 12:34:38 AM: <fGewA> on 22 July 12:34:53 AM: <d`oh> samrod you are as articulate as a camel 12:34:53 AM: <fGewA> [paste from this file] 12:35:00 AM: <Samrod> see what I mean about the personal stenographer thing? wow 12:35:26 AM: <Samrod> does that even make sense?
Quote #57
Mon, Oct 27, 2003 02:07:56 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: I got sick of my freakin imagination when all my imaginary chicks started rejecting me to
Quote #58
Tue, Oct 28, 2003 [submitted by kriptik] 16:18 Samrod | krip: OH NO!!! That hurts me SOO much, I'm gonna cry 16:18 @ kriptik | i don't think you are doing a very good job 16:19 @ Twist | Samrod: So people will go to work in the mornings like good little proles? 16:19 Samrod | krip: you have a habbit of rejecting anything you disagree with, and that's fine with me 16:19 Samrod | Twist: proles? 16:19 @ Twist | proletariat 16:19 @ kriptik | Samrod: uhm, 'rejecting anything you disagree with' 16:19 Samrod | krip: yes 16:19 @ kriptik | Samrod: uhm? a duh? 16:19 @ Twist | haha 16:19 @ kriptik | of course i reject anything i disagree with 16:19 @ kriptik | you fucktard 16:20 @ Twist | excuse me.. I'll just be on the floor. 16:20 @ Twist | *thump*
Quote #59
Thu, Oct 30, 2003 11:56:50 PM: <Samrod> fGewa: where the hell is abeyance? 11:56:56 PM: Server: abeyance is ~abey@cpe-66-27-219-33.socal.rr.com (abeyance) 11:56:59 PM: <fGewA> southern california 11:57:14 PM: <fGewA> or at least, his computer is 11:57:13 PM: <Samrod> fGewA: tell him I MUST speak to him NOW 11:57:20 PM: <fGewA> abeyance isn't here 11:57:31 PM: <Samrod> I can /whois him 11:57:40 PM: <fGewA> so can I. in fact, I did 11:57:50 PM: <fGewA> how did you think I knew he was in socal? (....rr.com) 11:57:58 PM: <Samrod> fGewA: good, so u can tell him 11:58:05 PM: <fGewA> how could I do that? 11:58:15 PM: <Samrod> fGewA: because he's told us 11:58:32 PM: <fGewA> if he's told you, then he already knows and I don't need to tell him anything 11:58:27 PM: <Samrod> or you could've mapped his IP 11:58:45 PM: <Chiper> Samrod: you're not making much sense 11:58:49 PM: <fGewA> I just looked at the hostname. the hostname that says 'socal.rr.com' 11:58:58 PM: <fGewA> deep magic, no? no. 11:59:18 PM: <Samrod> fGewA: he's told us he's in SoCal, but I need you to tell him I need to speak to him, thanks 11:59:01 PM: Server: Samrod is ~shadowirc@c-24-126-183-152.we.client2.attbi.com (Kevin Bacon) 11:59:30 PM: <fGewA> what you need is irrelevant. I cannot tell him anything, Kevin Bacon
Quote #60
Tue, Nov 04, 2003 [submitted by kriptik. all this happened in private message. at the time, samgod was banned from undermac.] 22:47 Samrod | dude, how about you unban me, like now 22:48 kriptik | only if you do '20 bottles of beer on the wall' down to zero 22:48 kriptik | in private message 22:48 Samrod | heh 22:48 Samrod | hahaa 22:49 Samrod | you know, that's somewhat of a perverted thing to do in private 22:49 kriptik | do it 22:52 Samrod | 20 bottle of beer on the wall, 20 bottles of beer, you take one down, pass it around, 19 bottles of beer on the wall. 22:52 Samrod | 19 bottle of beer on the wall, 19 bottles of beer, you take one down, pass it around, 18 bottles of beer on the wall. 22:53 Samrod | 18 bottles of beer on the wall, 18 bottles of beer, you take one down, pass it around, 17 bottles of beer on the wall. 22:53 Samrod | 17 bottles of beer on the wall, 17 bottles of beer, you take one down, pass it around, 16 bottles of beer on the wall. 22:53 Samrod | 16 bottles of beer on the wall, 16 bottles of beer, you take one down, pass it around, 15 bottles of beer on the wall. 22:54 Samrod | 15 bottles of beer on the wall, 15 bottles of beer, you take one down, pass it around, 14 bottles of beer on the wall. 22:54 Samrod | 14 bottles of beer on the wall, 14 bottles of beer, you take one down, pass it around, 13 bottles of beer on the wall. 22:54 Samrod | 13 bottles of beer on the wall, 13 bottles of beer, you take one down, pass it around, 12 bottles of beer on the wall. 22:55 Samrod | 12 bottles of beer on the wall, 12 bottles of beer, you take one down, pass it around, 11 bottles of beer on the wall. 22:55 Samrod | 11 bottles of beer on the wall, 11 bottles of beer, you take one down, pass it around, 10 bottles of beer on the wall. 22:55 Samrod | 10 bottles of beer on the wall, 10 bottles of beer, you take one down pass it around, 9 bottles of beer on the wall 22:55 Samrod | /msg kriptik 9 bottles of beer on the wall, 9 bottles of beer, you take one down, pass it around, 8 bottles of beer on the wall. 22:56 kriptik | redo that line 22:56 Samrod | 9 bottles of beer on the wall, 9 bottles of beer, you take one down, pass it around, 8 bottles of beer on the wall. 22:56 Samrod | 8 bottles of beer on the wall, 8 bottles of beer, you take one down, pass it around, 7 bottles of beer on the wall. 22:56 Samrod | 7 bottles of beer on the wall, 7 bottles of beer, you take one down, pass it around, 6 bottles of beer on the wall. 22:57 Samrod | 6 bottles of beer on the wall, 6 bottles of beer, you take one down, pass it around, 5 bottles of beer on the wall. 22:57 Samrod | 5 bottles of beer on the wall, 5 bottles of beer, you take one down, pass it around, 4 bottles of beer on the wall. 22:57 Samrod | 4 bottles of beer on the wall, 4 bottles of beer, you take one down, pass it around, 3 bottles of beer on the wall. 22:57 Samrod | 3 bottles of beer on the wall, 3 bottles of beer, you take one down, pass it around, 2 bottles of beer on the wall. 22:58 Samrod | 2 bottles of beer on the wall, 2 bottles of beer, you take one down, pass it around, 1 bottles of beer on the wall. 22:58 Samrod | 1 bottles of beer on the wall, 1 bottles of beer, you take one down, pass it around, no more bottles of beer on the wall. 22:59 kriptik | and.. 22:59 Samrod | Happy Birthday to you... Happy Birthday TO you.... 22:59 Samrod | wasn't that fun?!
Quote #61
Thu, Nov 13, 2003 12:06:51 AM: <Samrod> Penelope Cruz is mouthwatering 12:07:05 AM: Server: Samrod is ~shadowirc@c-24-126-183-152.we.client2.attbi.com (Kevin Bacon) 12:07:21 AM: <fGewA> samgod - do you think she's all that interested in Kevin Bacon? 12:08:03 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: what's with you and this kevon bacon 12:08:15 AM: <fGewA> what's with YOU and this Kevin Bacon? 12:08:18 AM: <fGewA> 12:07:05 AM: Server: Samrod is ~shadowirc@c-24-126-183-152.we.client2.attbi.com (Kevin Bacon) 12:08:22 AM: <magn0lia> Samrod's just trying to improve his six-degrees score 12:09:25 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: is this some kind of ShadowIRC bug/feature that replaces user names w/ Kevin Bacon? 12:09:53 AM: <fGewA> samgod - I think it's a ShadowIRC feature that accepts what users put into their real-name fields. in any case, have you updated to 2.0a8? 12:10:11 AM: <fGewA> oh yeh, I suggested you wait 12:11:41 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: btw, I've changed that damn real name field too many damn times, and apparently, it keeps reverting to Kevin Bacon 12:12:00 AM: <fGewA> samgod - why did you set it to Kevin Bacon in the first place? 12:12:15 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: I think it defaulted to that 12:12:39 AM: <fGewA> ShadowIRC's defaults are NewUser/New_User!shadowirc@... (ShadowIRC <version>) 12:12:43 AM: <fGewA> and they always have been 12:12:16 AM: <fGewA> anyway, have you been using the Save Preferences command 12:12:35 AM: <Samrod> uh.... dunno 12:12:54 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: besides, what the hell should I use as the real name? 12:13:19 AM: <fGewA> well, your real name is one idea. or you could just put any random text 12:13:49 AM: <Samrod> that's so damn hard! 12:13:54 AM: <fGewA> it is? 12:14:06 AM: <Samrod> I'll just end up staring at that field for hours 12:14:09 AM: <haroon> put "I'm a 14 year old girl, LOL" 12:14:21 AM: <fGewA> haroon - and it's true! (sort of) 12:14:21 AM: <Samrod> haroon: actually, that's not a bad idea 12:14:40 AM: <Samrod> haroon: only I have the body of a 10 year old girl 12:14:51 AM: <haroon> cept for the penis 12:15:00 AM: <Samrod> u noticed 12:15:25 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: ok how's that 12:15:37 AM: <Samrod> yeah baby! 12:16:01 AM: <fGewA> how's what? 12:16:13 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: when you /whois me 12:16:04 AM: Server: Samrod is ~shadowirc@c-24-126-183-152.we.client2.attbi.com (Kevin Bacon) 12:16:19 AM: <fGewA> 12:16:04 AM: Server: Samrod is ~shadowirc@c-24-126-183-152.we.client2.attbi.com (Kevin Bacon) 12:16:26 AM: <Samrod> wtf? Shit! 12:16:29 AM: <Samrod> forgot to change it 12:17:32 AM: Server: Samrod has signed off (Quit: ShadowIRC 2.0a5) 12:23:47 AM: Server: Samrod (~shadowirc@c-24-126-183-152.we.client2.attbi.com) joined #macintosh 12:24:06 AM: <Samrod> ok, how's it now? 12:25:12 AM: Server: Samrod is ~shadowirc@c-24-126-183-152.we.client2.attbi.com (Kevin Bacon is a 14 year old girl! LOL!) 12:25:12 AM: Server: Samrod is on channels #macintosh 12:25:12 AM: Server: Samrod is on IRC via *.undernet.org (The Undernet Underworld) 12:25:15 AM: <AJJ> yes 12:25:19 AM: <Samrod> in same rare cases, some printers are shipped w/ the wrong gendered guts, and feel akward their entire lives 12:25:24 AM: <fGewA> 12:25:12 AM: Server: Samrod is ~shadowirc@c-24-126-183-152.we.client2.attbi.com (Kevin Bacon is a 14 year old girl! LOL!) 12:25:41 AM: <Samrod> fGewa: better? 12:25:47 AM: <fGewA> mildly
Quote #62
Thu, Nov 13, 2003 12:35:28 AM: Server: Mode change "+o Samrod" on #macintosh by kriptik 12:35:32 AM: <ramoth4> oh god 12:35:35 AM: <ramoth4> we're all fucked
Quote #63
Thu, Nov 13, 2003 01:31:04 AM: <Samrod> they just totally showed bare breasts on ABC 01:31:10 AM: <Samrod> holy crap 01:31:33 AM: <ramoth4> Samrod: what show 01:31:46 AM: <fGewA> NYPD Blue? 01:32:31 AM: <Samrod> ramoth: Oprah's previews for tomorrow 01:32:42 AM: <fGewA> then that's not ABC, that's KABC 01:32:45 AM: <fGewA> Oprah is syndicated, iirc 01:33:00 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: right 01:31:16 AM: <MReedB> big ones? 01:32:09 AM: <Samrod> MReedB: yes/no: it was some 600-800 whatever pound woman who lost all the weight, and was maybe 140? And he boobs sagged down to her hips, or even lower 01:32:27 AM: <MReedB> heh 01:32:43 AM: <macstibs> that's totally disgusting and uncouth 01:32:50 AM: <macstibs> i LIKE it 01:31:59 AM: <scruby> brown national geographic style ones (those are okay for tv) or white ones (can't show those on tv) 01:32:48 AM: <Samrod> scruby: brown 01:33:01 AM: <scruby> haha, i figured since you mentioned oprah 01:33:03 AM: <ramoth4> oh so they're not HOT boobs 01:33:15 AM: <fGewA> ramoth - of course they are. this is samgod who's talking 01:33:13 AM: <Samrod> ramoth: well, that's subjective 01:33:17 AM: <fGewA> see? 01:33:28 AM: <ramoth4> :X
Quote #64
Fri, Nov 14, 2003 02:41:50 AM: <Samrod> bzar: well I'm not on "a side" 02:42:14 AM: <bzar> Samrod: your on your side 02:42:34 AM: <Samrod> bzar: no I'm not 02:42:24 AM: <Samrod> bzar: in fact, you guys tend to be into taking "sides" in every debate in here... interesting 02:42:34 AM: <bzar> Samrod: only when your around. 02:42:56 AM: <Samrod> who TF is Samrod? 02:42:59 AM: <Samrod> n/m
Quote #65
Mon, Nov 17, 2003 01:08:33 AM: <BrainWorm> Samrod probabaly has a Ferrari too. 01:08:54 AM: <FarmerJoe> a battery operated one
Quote #66
Fri, Dec 05, 2003 11:29:01 PM: <MacGOD> Samrod (~shadowirc@c-24-126-183-152.we.client2.attbi.com) was last seen quitting from #macintosh 1 day, 22 hours, 37 minutes ago stating (Quit: ShadowIRC 2.0a5). 11:30:18 PM: <ramoth4> he was back yesterday 11:30:20 PM: <ramoth4> :o 11:31:06 PM: <FarmerJoe> I guess he figured out how to get out of the Neverland ranch
Quote #67
Wed, Jan 07, 2004 11:21:05 PM: Server: Mode change "+o Samrod" on #macintosh by kriptik 11:21:10 PM: <ramoth4> we're fucked 11:21:12 PM: <ramoth4> all fucked. 11:21:18 PM: ramoth4 jumps off a bridge 11:21:17 PM: <fGewA> Kevin Bacon has an @! AAAAAAH!!! 11:21:30 PM: <Ryo-Ohki> AAAAh
Quote #68
Thu, Jan 08, 2004 12:12:11 AM: <Samrod> well? 12:13:25 AM: <fGewA> how deep? 12:13:38 AM: <Samrod> deep what? 12:13:44 AM: <fGewA> deep well. 12:13:53 AM: <TedEBear> how deep is the well. 12:13:49 AM: <Samrod> oh 12:13:33 AM: <fGewA> (my mom always used that on me.)
Quote #69
Sun, Jan 11, 2004 02:04:35 AM: <Samrod> I came here for a reason: so I have my friend's PowerMac G4/450 here, and his HD seems to have deceased 02:04:48 AM: <Samrod> at least according to DFA and DiskWarrior 02:04:55 AM: <fGewA> you want to kill his hard drive? 02:05:54 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: well, it's near or at death already, but he says he's got a buncha docs and other important files on there he needs 02:05:24 AM: <TedEBear> samrod: So slap a new one in and reinstall. 02:05:24 AM: <Samrod> is there ANY way to get some of his files off? 02:05:24 AM: <Samrod> before re-installing? 02:05:34 AM: <fGewA> you could cook them a romantic dinner 02:06:00 AM: <TedEBear> samrod: http://www.drivesavers.com/ if you're really desperate.. 02:06:48 AM: <Samrod> hmm... 02:06:07 AM: Ben- is trying to figure out the Kevin Bacon thing. 02:06:14 AM: <fGewA> ben - so we all are 02:07:22 AM: <Samrod> shit, I think this Sean Connery thing is gonna haunt me forever in here 02:07:30 AM: <Samrod> FUCK, I mean Kevin Bacon thing 02:07:36 AM: <fGewA> oho 02:07:42 AM: <fGewA> so now you have a Sean Connery thing too? 02:07:52 AM: <fGewA> what's that, your finger response? 02:08:09 AM: <TedEBear> fGewA: Sean Connery is featured on the drivesavers website.
Quote #70
Mon, Jan 12, 2004 04:15:06 AM: <Samrod> I'm sitting here wondering why this was the most unsatisfactory, tastelss bowl of cereal I've ever had 04:15:16 AM: <Samrod> until I just realized I haven't had it yet 04:15:22 AM: <Samrod> bastards! 04:15:54 AM: <Samrod> I just put the cereal box and milk back in the fridge, and now I gotta get'em back out again
Quote #71
Mon, Jan 12, 2004 04:18:26 AM: <Samrod> I think my friend Kevin coined the term "Samrodism" 04:18:44 AM: <fGewA> Kevin? as in Bacon? 04:19:03 AM: <fGewA> 'Samrodism'. I like that
Quote #72
Thu, Feb 19, 2004 01:39:53 AM: Server: Samrod (~shadowirc@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com) joined #macintosh 01:40:04 AM: <fGewA> hey, the Bacon's back! 01:40:22 AM: <kathee> uh huh, it's baaaaaaaaaack :) 01:40:12 AM: <Icegod> ? 01:40:24 AM: <fGewA> Icegod: for a long time, samgod's whois name was 'Kevin Bacon' 01:40:28 AM: <Icegod> hahah 01:40:39 AM: <fGewA> still is, sort of-> 01:40:28 AM: Server: Samrod is ~shadowirc@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com (Kevin Bacon is a 14 year old girl! LOL!) 01:40:45 AM: <DaemoniK> LOL [time passes.] 01:48:09 AM: <Samrod> um, did you all just follow me in here? 01:48:17 AM: <fGewA> Samrod: no, we were here first 01:48:33 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: WTF? in #macosx? 01:48:35 AM: <fGewA> no 01:48:48 AM: <fGewA> this is the second time you've joined #macintosh and thought you joined somewhere else :) 01:49:02 AM: <Samrod> I'm in #macintosh right *NOW*? 01:49:14 AM: <fGewA> well, you joined, and you haven't left or been kicked 01:49:16 AM: <fGewA> so yes 01:49:16 AM: <Samrod> oh 01:49:24 AM: <Samrod> well damn 01:49:45 AM: <Samrod> *I* didn't join, this particular IRC client [ShadowIRC --M-A] tends to auto join on its own 01:49:51 AM: <fGewA> unless you tell it not to 01:49:58 AM: <grndzero> Right. 01:50:12 AM: <fGewA> because you didn't, you are ultimately responsible for the join 01:50:14 AM: <grndzero> We should probably fix the autoban. 01:50:50 AM: <Samrod> ah, I see, the #macintosh window was right over the #macosx window, and the same size, and I just didn't notice this join
Quote #73
Sat, Mar 06, 2004 03:30:58 AM: Server: Samrod (~shadowirc@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com) joined #macintosh 03:31:01 AM: Server: Samgod (~shadowirc@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com) joined #macintosh 03:31:14 AM: <Samrod> Samgod? Who the hell is that? 03:31:22 AM: <Samrod> whoami 03:31:25 AM: <Samrod> fuck 03:31:33 AM: <dan--> heh 03:31:37 AM: <dan--> you don't even know who you are?> 03:31:34 AM: <val1s> he is your master 03:32:00 AM: <Samrod> could've sworn I was Samrod 03:32:27 AM: <Samrod> is there both a Samrod and a Samgod in here? 03:33:08 AM: <dan--> according to my client, yes. 03:33:33 AM: <Samrod> how's that possible, there's only one of me 03:34:10 AM: <dan--> so THEY WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE! 03:34:19 AM: <Samrod> technically, if I only have a single copy of ShadowIRC running, wouldn't this require more than one computer? 03:34:27 AM: <dan--> better put on your tinfoil hat 03:34:50 AM: <Samrod> oh shit 03:34:51 AM: <Samrod> wait 03:34:58 AM: <Samrod> i do have multiple computers 03:35:04 AM: <Samrod> and ShadowIRC installed on'em 03:35:08 AM: <Samrod> brb.... 03:35:33 AM: <Samgod> Samrod: You dumb ruck 03:35:35 AM: <Samgod> fuck 03:35:59 AM: <Samgod> this has been logged into here for hours ya shithead 03:36:08 AM: <Samrod> Ok, sorry 03:36:20 AM: <Samgod> yeah, whatever, fucking log me the hell off 03:36:24 AM: <Samrod> ok 03:36:25 AM: <Samgod> now 03:36:29 AM: <Samrod> OK!!! 03:36:33 AM: Server: Samgod has signed off (Quit: ShadowIRC 2.0a5) 03:36:36 AM: <dan--> hah 03:36:47 AM: <Samrod> can you say "ASSHOLE"? 03:36:49 AM: <dan--> dude. i know some good mental health professionals.... 03:37:08 AM: <Samrod> dan--: any of'em desperate females in L.A.? 03:37:11 AM: <dan--> hah 03:37:23 AM: <val1s> haha 03:37:34 AM: <dan--> i know lots of females in LA.... desperate... that's a different story.
Quote #74
Tue, Mar 09, 2004 [submitted by kriptik.] 03:30 Samrod | I flipped open my phone and couldn't figure out how to dial. God dammnit, I just wanna dial. but I was just to stupid to figure it the hell out
Quote #75
Thu, Mar 11, 2004 01:23:31 AM: <Samrod> d`oh: La Jolla doesn't really have a beach? WTF? It's known for some of the states most beautiful beaches 01:23:41 AM: <Samrod> or am I smokin' someone? 01:23:47 AM: <Samrod> -thing
Quote #76
Thu, Mar 11, 2004 01:26:25 AM: <Samrod> California is the "California" of our country, how beautiful is that?!
Quote #77
Thu, Mar 11, 2004 01:28:29 AM: <TheTaxMan> the IRS is advertising publication 550 for assistance on specific securities transactions, and they have yet to release it. 01:29:43 AM: <Samrod> TheTanMan: d(o)(o)d! Ever been on late-night tanning cream infomercials?! U look familiar. 01:30:03 AM: <Samrod> oh, TaxMan 01:30:24 AM: <Samrod> TaxMan: ever been on late-night thumbtax commercials? You look not at all familiar!
Quote #78
Thu, Mar 11, 2004 01:38:12 AM: <Samrod> fucking mirrors 01:38:34 AM: <Samrod> ever noticed how mirrors are the biggest insults? 01:39:06 AM: <Samrod> they might as well have "LOSER" written on'em 01:39:19 AM: <fGewA> that can be accomplished 01:39:42 AM: <fGewA> of course, if you're fucking mirrors, that might be why... 01:40:00 AM: <Samrod> fucking mirrors is so gay 01:40:28 AM: <fGewA> only if the mirror is of the same gender as you
Quote #79
Thu, Mar 11, 2004 02:09:57 AM: <Samrod> ok, that's it, I'm gonna hit the nutsack 02:10:11 AM: <fGewA> I thought your remote got taken away, samgod [the reference is to the second entry for 8 March above.]
Quote #80
Tue, Mar 16, 2004 02:57:14 AM: <Samrod> DEATH TO GAY HETEROSEXUALS!
Quote #81
Thu, Mar 18, 2004 [submitted by Chiper.] Samrod: Stein? How long as it been? Samrod racks his memory.... Samrod: Stein: weren't you going out with eri? SFaulken: bwaahahahahahaah!@ chiper_: ... burp621: Dr_Stein: No no no. We'll have none of that. SFaulken falls over laughing hysterically burp621: <gasp> Samrod: or was that not him? chiper_: I would be laughing if it wasn't so pathetic etorix: heh burp621 is suddenly dumbstruck SFaulken: stein and eri dating, now that's funny =] Samrod: either you guys are laughing at me, Stein, or eri... Samrod: heh chiper_: Samrod: you, just you, always you Tollz: D) Samrod: or was steing the guy w/ the lesbo roommate? Tollz: all of the above burp621: <gasp> <pant> <gasp> Samrod: Chiper: oh good Dr_Stein: Samrod - WHAT THE HELL SFaulken: Tollz: good call Dr_Stein: She lives on the other side of the country! burp621: ...oh, gawd, make it stop SFaulken notes that Stein finally read the scroll chiper_: !seen fgewa Samrod: Stein: oh, good, sorry abuot the insult man Dr_Stein: And we weren't dating, it was just a torrid affair. Y'know, a purely sexual thing. MacGOD: fGewA (~^macrulez@208.186.187.71) was last seen quitting from #macintosh 9 hours, 11 minutes ago stating (Quit: randy swatches). Dr_Stein: :P Dr_Stein: SFaulken - I was in a Safari window, cursing at Microslop. Dr_Stein: Now I'm afk. :P Samrod: Stein: then you had the lesbo roommate right? burp621: ...oh, gawd, make it stop Samrod: heh, sorry about the confusion SFaulken: burp: are you in pain yet? cause I am, after this thread of conversation Samrod: heh burp621: ...must stop laughing so hard ...co workers coming this way ... must get up off floor chiper_ saves it for the samrod file SFaulken: luckily I'm at home, nobody to come see what's wrong with me Samrod: DAMNED be that evil SGF! burp621 ceases what must have looked like seizures to the casual onlooker Samrod: this will get my ass kicked somehow, everything always leads to that
Quote #82
Sun, Mar 21, 2004 01:01:06 AM: Server: Samrod (~shadowirc@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com) joined #macintosh 01:02:45 AM: <monarch> sammy 01:02:47 AM: <monarch> muh rod 01:06:44 AM: <Samrod> oh hey 01:06:48 AM: <Samrod> do I know u? 01:06:58 AM: <monarch> yeah 01:06:57 AM: <fGewA> 'public urinal' comes to mind 01:07:04 AM: <monarch> hehe 01:07:09 AM: <Samrod> monarch: what other nicks do u go by? 01:07:13 AM: <monarch> sam, fgewa just dissed you 01:07:28 AM: <Samrod> monarch: no, he just dissed public urinals 01:07:40 AM: <monarch> uhm 01:07:47 AM: <Samrod> poor things 01:08:33 AM: <monarch> i think the only difference between you and a public urinal, would be that you'd apologise for having the urine splash offof you, and the urinal wouldn't 01:09:04 AM: <Samrod> monarch: so what other nicks have you gone by? What's yer real name? How long have you been here? 01:09:11 AM: Server: monarch is moider@3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937.org (ACRONYM TERRORIST) [that's kriptik, btw.] 01:09:23 AM: <monarch> here..10 years almost 01:09:43 AM: <fGewA> he was disguised as a caterpillar; that's why you don't recognise him 01:10:00 AM: <stibles> and now he's transformed 01:10:15 AM: <stibles> into a be-U-tee-ful butterfly 01:10:22 AM: <Samrod> I like how stibles almsot finished fGewA's sentence 01:10:32 AM: <Samrod> eh 01:10:36 AM: monarch flits about
Quote #83
Sun, Mar 21, 2004 01:11:18 AM: *Samrod[~shadowirc@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com]* d(o)(o)d! Jerked off to my pic of a flower last night!!! 01:11:27 AM: --> *Samrod* Samrodism! 01:11:46 AM: *Samrod[~shadowirc@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com]* huh? No seriously, this one: http://homepage.mac.com/samrod/photos/flowers/ 01:15:21 AM: *Samrod[~shadowirc@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com]* only, I didn't use THAT one, I used the full res one on my desktop 01:18:09 AM: --> *Samrod* you need help, man 01:18:24 AM: *Samrod[~shadowirc@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com]* huh? was that meant for someone else? 01:18:42 AM: --> *Samrod* no 01:18:53 AM: *Samrod[~shadowirc@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com]* then what r u referring to? 01:20:10 AM: --> *Samrod* 01:11:18 AM: *Samrod[~shadowirc@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com]* d(o)(o)d! Jerked off to my pic of a flower last night!!! 01:20:19 AM: *Samrod[~shadowirc@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com]* oh that
Quote #84
Tue, Mar 23, 2004 03:02:20 AM: Server: Samgod (~Overexpos@adsl-68-120-224-102.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) joined #macintosh 03:03:41 AM: <Samgod> does anyone here know me? 03:03:51 AM: <fGewA> that depends 03:03:59 AM: <fGewA> are you the real samgod, or an overexposed imitation? 03:04:27 AM: <Samgod> overexposed?! 03:04:16 AM: <Samgod> why am I listed as samgod rather than samrod? 03:04:05 AM: Server: Samgod is ~Overexpos@adsl-68-120-224-102.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net (John Shnider) 03:04:31 AM: <fGewA> probably for the same reason your name is listed as John Shnider rather than Kevin Bacon 03:04:49 AM: <Samgod> you're weird 03:05:16 AM: <fGewA> comments for the real samgod should be addressed to him, not me 03:05:14 AM: <Samgod> ok, I'll be right back 03:05:16 AM: Server: Samgod has signed off (Quit: ShadowIRC 2.0a10) 03:05:26 AM: <fGewA> ha! proof. the real samgod uses 2.0a5. ;P 03:05:31 AM: Server: Samgod (~Overexpos@adsl-68-120-224-102.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) joined #macintosh 03:05:36 AM: <Samgod> test 03:05:45 AM: Server: Samgod is ~Overexpos@adsl-68-120-224-102.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net (John Shnider) 03:05:46 AM: <Samgod> again, samgod 03:06:48 AM: <Samgod> I'm logged in as both samrod and samgod 03:06:55 AM: <fGewA> so, person-who-may-or-may-not-be-the-real-samgod (I'll just call you PWMOMNBTRS), what's new? 03:07:22 AM: <monarch> cluebot: samrod? 03:07:22 AM: <cluebot> hmmm... samrod is roffle-mayo 03:07:25 AM: <Samgod> well, it took me almost an hour to find an OS X version of this chat client 03:07:25 AM: <monarch> hah 03:07:36 AM: <fGewA> why didn't you look on your other computer? 03:07:44 AM: <Samgod> what other computer? 03:07:47 AM: <fGewA> the Cube 03:07:58 AM: <Samgod> what are you talking about? 03:08:10 AM: <fGewA> your Cube, and the copy of ShadowIRC 2.0a5 running thereon 03:08:12 AM: <fGewA> ...as Samrod 03:08:15 AM: <fGewA> which you just said was you 03:08:21 AM: <Samgod> there was no client on this computer, so I downloaded Fire, then Adium, and none of them work with IRC 03:08:33 AM: <Samgod> oh 03:08:37 AM: <Samgod> wow 03:09:08 AM: <fGewA> speaking of which, how's the Cube doing? running well? 03:09:14 AM: <Samgod> no 03:09:18 AM: <fGewA> oh? 03:09:31 AM: <fGewA> elaborate; maybe we can help 03:09:33 AM: <Samgod> PowerLogix emailed me suggesting that I send them the ENTIRE Cube, they'll cover shipping 03:09:41 AM: <Samgod> I'm at my mother's house 03:09:52 AM: <fGewA> ah. so that was your mother before? 03:09:57 AM: <fGewA> or did you just forget that you have a Cube? :) 03:09:59 AM: <monarch> hehe 03:10:06 AM: <monarch> Miss Bacon I presume? 03:10:14 AM: <Samgod> same issue: file system spontaneously becomes unwritable 03:10:34 AM: <Samgod> no, my "mother" has been asleep for a couple hours 03:10:39 AM: <monarch> your mother is a lot of fun 03:10:45 AM: <fGewA> '"mother"'? 03:11:04 AM: *Samgod[~Overexpos@adsl-68-120-224-102.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net]* the chick who gave birth to me, i.e. "mother" 03:10:49 AM: <fGewA> why the quotes? 03:10:56 AM: <monarch> hahaha 03:11:09 AM: <monarch> i love it when irc actually makes me laugh out loud 03:11:14 AM: <monarch> it's happend a couple of times tonight 03:11:18 AM: <fGewA> monarch: it's his unique talent 03:11:39 AM: <Samgod> another question, this "samrod" has been logged in for hours, yes? 03:11:50 AM: Server: Samrod is ~shadowirc@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com (Kevin Bacon is a 14 year old girl! LOL!) 03:11:50 AM: Server: Samrod has been idle for 19 hours, 59 minutes, 43 seconds 03:11:50 AM: Server: Samrod signed on at Monday, March 22, 2004, 10:35:56 AM 03:11:53 AM: <fGewA> 03:11:50 AM: Server: Samrod has been idle for 19 hours, 59 minutes, 43 seconds 03:12:03 AM: <Samgod> oh, ok 03:11:37 AM: <fGewA> samgod - so why the quotes? 03:11:50 AM: <Samgod> fGewA: I don't know 03:12:06 AM: <fGewA> samgod - are you just typing things randomly, then? 03:12:10 AM: <Samgod> no 03:12:12 AM: <Samgod> why? 03:12:20 AM: <fGewA> well, you don't know why you put quotes around 'mother' 03:12:24 AM: <Samgod> fGewA: why are you acting so weird? 03:12:35 AM: <fGewA> talking to yourself is a sign of impending mental collapse, samgod 03:12:49 AM: <fGewA> although, you being you, it may have already impended 03:12:56 AM: <monarch> fgewa, this happend yesterday, (Annieland is 8 months pregnant and had just finished showing off her mac.com gallary of ultrasounds) 03:13:00 AM: <monarch> Annieland: oops 03:13:02 AM: <monarch> Caitlin: Annielands pregnant 03:13:04 AM: <monarch> Annieland: no i'm not 03:13:24 AM: <monarch> i was like, wtf 03:13:14 AM: <fGewA> kriptik - ha 03:13:14 AM: <Samgod> fGewA: because it's not a word I commonly use, and I'm trying to be normal, otherwise I would've just said female parent and you guys would've given me crap for it 03:13:30 AM: <fGewA> samgod - I've never given you crap for saying 'female parent' 03:13:28 AM: <Samgod> but now I'm also getting crap for mother, so it's a lose/lose deal 03:13:33 AM: Samgod sighs 03:13:35 AM: <fGewA> and you're getting crap for the quotes 03:13:47 AM: <fGewA> had you just said 'my mother has been asleep', no problems would have arisen 03:14:07 AM: <monarch> my "donkey" is afk 03:14:16 AM: <Samgod> why does finding the OS X version of this chat client have to be so difficult? 03:14:37 AM: <monarch> Samgod: because god gave you a challenge when you were born 03:14:32 AM: <fGewA> it doesn't. you could have looked on your Cube 03:14:46 AM: Server: CTCP VERSION reply from Samrod: ShadowIRC 2.0a5 © John Bafford 1996-2002 (09/20/02 17:04:24) 03:14:50 AM: <fGewA> 03:14:46 AM: Server: CTCP VERSION reply from Samrod: ShadowIRC 2.0a5 © John Bafford 1996-2002 (09/20/02 17:04:24) 03:14:51 AM: <Samgod> fGewA: I am not at home 03:15:05 AM: <fGewA> so you should have emailed it to yourself or something 03:15:23 AM: <monarch> poor old sam 03:15:50 AM: <Samgod> OMG 03:16:09 AM: <Samgod> this new virgin of ShadowIRC lets you toggle the user list with command-U 03:15:58 AM: <fGewA> oh, btw, here's why I said 'overexposed'... 03:16:07 AM: <fGewA> and 'John Shnider'... 03:16:07 AM: <fGewA> 03:04:05 AM: Server: Samgod is ~Overexpos@adsl-68-120-224-102.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net (John Shnider) 03:16:20 AM: <Samgod> what the hell? 03:16:25 AM: <Samgod> weird 03:16:32 AM: <fGewA> is your mother named John Shnider? 03:16:35 AM: <Samgod> no 03:16:54 AM: <Samgod> John Shnider was Lude Duke from the Dukes of Hazard 03:17:01 AM: <Samgod> or the actor who plaid him rather 03:17:26 AM: <fGewA> so John Shnider was Scots? 03:17:40 AM: <Samgod> dunno 03:17:31 AM: <Samgod> but I like how the ShadowIRC people use actor names as the defaults 03:17:38 AM: <fGewA> they don't 03:17:56 AM: <Samgod> ok, then names that sound like actor names 03:18:01 AM: <fGewA> they don't 03:18:09 AM: <Samgod> whatever
Quote #85
Fri, Mar 26, 2004 02:48:58 AM: <ramoth4> JiveAt5: Are you on an apple ][ at the moment? 02:49:10 AM: <JiveAt5> 6115 02:49:16 AM: <ramoth4> ah :) 02:49:25 AM: <JiveAt5> actually im on a chair 02:49:31 AM: <fGewA> hehe 02:49:40 AM: <ramoth4> JiveAt5: Don't fGewA me >:P 02:49:55 AM: <ramoth4> only fGewA can do that ;) 02:50:20 AM: <Samrod> even then it's fucking annoying and reminds me too much of myself and my friend in highschool geeking off 02:51:12 AM: <ramoth4> Samrod: A bit sensitive, are we? 02:51:25 AM: <Samrod> no, it's just irritating and jeuvanile 02:51:36 AM: <fGewA> your spelling of juvenile is jeuvanile 02:51:42 AM: <fGewA> literally and figuratively :D 02:51:51 AM: <Samrod> yeah 02:51:26 AM: <JiveAt5> yay the weekend is hre! 02:51:31 AM: <Samrod> hre! 02:51:36 AM: <ramoth4> hre! 02:51:54 AM: <ramoth4> oh my gut 02:52:03 AM: <fGewA> tug ym ho 02:52:09 AM: <fGewA> that sounds vaguely dirty, y'know 02:52:03 AM: <ramoth4> it still hurts from seeing Eurotrip 02:52:16 AM: <ramoth4> I definitely strained something seeing that movie. 02:52:06 AM: <Samrod> and yer only *19* man, wtf is up with that?! 02:52:16 AM: <fGewA> samgod - only? 02:52:24 AM: <fGewA> juvenile refers to younger ages, y'know 02:52:26 AM: <ramoth4> I'm 17. 02:52:27 AM: <Samrod> ramoth: my gut hurts from eating a huge Dos Manos at Baja Fresh tonight 02:52:33 AM: <ramoth4> And I quoth the Zo... 02:52:38 AM: <fGewA> why did you eat two hands? 02:52:41 AM: <ramoth4> ;) 02:52:45 AM: <Samrod> see, he's geeking out again 02:52:55 AM: <Samrod> yer like, addicted 02:52:55 AM: <ramoth4> Samrod: Valid question though. 02:53:00 AM: <ramoth4> Why DID you eat two hands. 02:53:20 AM: <Samrod> someone save me from this teen geek nightmare!!! 02:53:45 AM: ramoth4 thrust Samrod into the pre-pubescent geek nightmare. 02:53:47 AM: <ramoth4> Saved! 02:53:48 AM: <fGewA> you could go to mars. all you need is a fish-bowl, a wet suit, and a SCUBA [Zak McKracken reference.] 02:53:50 AM: <Samrod> ok fine: it's the fucking name of the meal at Baja Fresh 02:54:02 AM: <fGewA> do they have a non-fucking name for it? 02:54:09 AM: <ramoth4> fGewA: Probably not. 02:54:11 AM: <Samrod> heh 02:54:13 AM: <fGewA> I want only dishes with virgin names. 02:54:27 AM: <fGewA> the ironic thing, that dish would probably have crabs... 02:54:26 AM: <JiveAt5> the term "throws up his/her hands.." always gave me the wrong mental image 02:55:24 AM: <JiveAt5> thats why u eat dos manos 02:54:35 AM: <fGewA> JiveAt5: hehehe 02:54:26 AM: <Samrod> yer on a downward spiral 02:55:09 AM: <ramoth4> You make me wanna SHOUT / throw my hands back / SHOUT / kick my heels up
Quote #86
Fri, Mar 26, 2004 02:55:15 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: when u were still jerkin' it, how often did you imagine poppin pimples to get off?
Quote #87
Fri, Mar 26, 2004 03:08:33 AM: <OoTLink> the only thing you can't confuse samrod with is sex 03:08:36 AM: <Samrod> damn... Carter, Clinton, Gore, Edwards, and a ton of other bigtime democrats are backing Jim Carrey! 03:08:45 AM: <OoTLink> ... and politics 03:09:41 AM: <Samrod> Haward Dean is now campaigning for Carrey 03:09:56 AM: <fGewA> Jim Carrey? is he running for office? 03:10:10 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: heh, JOHN 03:10:16 AM: <TheTaxMan> "Howard" Dean, and John Kerry. 03:10:17 AM: <JiveAt5> its cash n kerry 03:10:18 AM: <fGewA> oh, John Kerry? 03:10:21 AM: <Samrod> yeah 03:10:26 AM: <fGewA> you said Jim Carrey... 03:10:27 AM: <ramoth4> Oh, same difference. 03:10:38 AM: <ramoth4> Jim, John, same diff. 03:10:31 AM: <TheTaxMan> and goowah, it's Carey. 03:10:38 AM: <fGewA> no. it's Jim Carrey. 03:10:46 AM: <ramoth4> No, It's JC. 03:10:52 AM: <TheTaxMan> oh. right carrey. 03:11:02 AM: <ramoth4> No, Jim Carrey. 03:11:06 AM: <ramoth4> Right Carrey is his cousin.
Quote #88
Mon, Mar 29, 2004 03:37:24 AM: <Samrod> damn, some dude wrestles a shark off his nefew, then they removed the kid's arm from the shark's stomach and reattached it to the kid 03:37:50 AM: <Samrod> wonder if the kid will ever be able to jerk w/ that arm again
Quote #89
Tue, Mar 30, 2004 02:08:25 AM: <Samrod> kathee: so what do u have planned for when yer dead? 02:08:51 AM: <kathee> Samrod - to haunt you 02:09:08 AM: <Samrod> kathee: you better wear something sheer then 02:09:35 AM: <Samrod> kathee: and be willing to lower those damn standards, I don't wanna be getting rejected by no dead chix 02:10:22 AM: <fGewA> you do that now, samgod. think about it - has a dead chick ever been willing to sleep with you? 02:10:32 AM: <Samrod> nope 02:10:35 AM: <Samrod> not even dead ones 02:10:36 AM: <fGewA> see?
Quote #90
Tue, Mar 30, 2004 03:12:29 AM: OoTLink puts samrod on kathee's lap 03:12:36 AM: <kathee> noooooooooo 03:12:40 AM: <kathee> =P 03:12:55 AM: <OoTLink> um 03:12:56 AM: <OoTLink> oops 03:13:00 AM: OoTLink puts samrod on fG's lap instead 03:13:08 AM: Samrod hops the fuck off! 03:13:15 AM: <fGewA> GETHIMOFFGETHIMOFFGETHIMOFF 03:13:22 AM: fGewA takes a decon shower
Quote #91
Tue, Mar 30, 2004 03:50:41 AM: <fGewA> samgod - here... I'll send you a build of the fGewA Edition [of ShadowIRC] 03:51:35 AM: <Samrod> wait, but the version my mom has has the userlist integrated into the chat window 03:51:54 AM: <fGewA> Userlist preferences, samgod 03:52:08 AM: <Samrod> ok 03:52:22 AM: <Samrod> amazing, I finally have a userlist window after so many years since using Ircle! 03:56:50 AM: Server: Samrod has signed off (Quit: ShadowIRC 2.0a10) 03:57:08 AM: Server: Samrod (~my@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com) joined #macintosh 03:57:15 AM: <Samrod> woo hoo!! I'm back? 03:57:22 AM: <fGewA> samgod - you're not back. you're samgod 03:57:25 AM: <fGewA> back was here earlier 03:58:10 AM: <Samrod> no, I'm not samgod, I'm Samrod 03:57:40 AM: <Samrod> whoami 03:57:46 AM: <Samrod> hmm... , no' 03:57:51 AM: <fGewA> we've been trying to figure that out for years 03:57:57 AM: Server: Samrod is ~my@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com (0) 03:57:57 AM: Server: Samrod is on channels #macintosh 03:57:57 AM: Server: Samrod is on IRC via *.undernet.org (The Undernet Underworld) 03:58:10 AM: <fGewA> 03:57:57 AM: Server: Samrod is ~my@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com (0) 03:58:20 AM: <fGewA> well, it beats 'Kevin Bacon is a 14-year-old girl!!! LOL!' 03:59:01 AM: <kathee> i'm back :) 03:59:13 AM: <fGewA> see, samgod? I told you you weren't back 03:59:18 AM: <fGewA> kathee's back. you can't both be back 03:59:14 AM: <Samrod> interesting, that's all yer getting? No the real name and username fields? 03:59:26 AM: <fGewA> samgod - those are the username and realname fields 03:59:36 AM: <fGewA> 'my' for the username; '0' for the realname 03:59:42 AM: Server: OoTLink is ~Linkeh@adsl-64-175-247-140.dsl.sntc01.pacbell.net (OoTLink) 03:59:44 AM: <fGewA> 03:59:42 AM: Server: OoTLink is ~Linkeh@adsl-64-175-247-140.dsl.sntc01.pacbell.net (OoTLink) 04:00:06 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: so it's not displaying the fields' actual contents 04:00:12 AM: <fGewA> samgod - yes it is 04:00:53 AM: <Samrod> first off, I'm in here as Samrod, not samgod, secondly, "my" and "0" aren't what are in those fields right now 04:00:58 AM: Server: OoTLink has signed off (Quit: ShadowIRC 2.0a10) 04:01:04 AM: <fGewA> samgod - check your prefs 04:01:09 AM: <Samrod> just did 04:01:10 AM: <ZoraLink> samrod isn't samgod 04:01:13 AM: <fGewA> and I've ALWAYS called you samgod, ever since you started coming here 04:01:22 AM: <fGewA> ZoraLink: he is too. 04:01:23 AM: <ZoraLink> oh joy 04:01:24 AM: <ZoraLink> brb 04:01:28 AM: <kathee> he IS 04:01:34 AM: <ZoraLink> oh 04:01:35 AM: <Samrod> is not 04:01:40 AM: <Samrod> who's ZoraLink? 04:01:46 AM: <Samrod> fucking new ppl 04:01:52 AM: <ZoraLink> zora link is joe 04:01:52 AM: <ZoraLink> :P 04:01:54 AM: <Samrod> oh 04:01:57 AM: <fGewA> ZoraLink == OoTLink 04:02:06 AM: <ZoraLink> zora link is a fish... sorta... 04:02:11 AM: Server: ZoraLink is now known as OoTLink 04:02:12 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: I'm telling you, the prefs don't contain "my" and "0" 04:02:12 AM: <OoTLink> happy? 04:02:15 AM: <OoTLink> brb 04:02:17 AM: <Samrod> yeah, better 04:02:18 AM: Server: kathee is now known as CheriPopr 04:02:21 AM: CheriPopr 04:03:05 AM: <CheriPopr> hands Samrod a viagra,' 04:03:30 AM: <CheriPopr> c' mon baby - get it up :) 04:04:07 AM: <Samrod> kathee: handing me viagra is like putting out a fire with a flamethrower 04:04:40 AM: <CheriPopr> oh, it is? 04:02:30 AM: <Samrod> actually, "my" is the first word of the username 04:02:46 AM: <Samrod> guess it strips out everything past the first whitespace 04:02:48 AM: <fGewA> you can't have a username of more than one word 04:02:53 AM: <fGewA> IRC law. 04:02:58 AM: <Samrod> but "0" is definitely NOT the Real Name 04:03:22 AM: <Samrod> what was my username normally? 04:03:27 AM: <fGewA> back up your prefs, then save them 04:03:30 AM: <fGewA> 'shadowirc' 04:03:41 AM: <Samrod> why can't u see my real name then? 04:03:48 AM: <fGewA> because you haven't set it 04:03:52 AM: <fGewA> or you connected before you set it 04:04:17 AM: <Samrod> hmm.... ok 04:04:28 AM: Server: Samrod has signed off (Quit: ShadowIRC 2.0a10) 04:04:37 AM: Server: Samrod (~my@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com) joined #macintosh 04:04:58 AM: <Samrod> asdfasdf 04:05:01 AM: <Samrod> as;kjasd;jag;hasdkhfasdkhasdf 04:05:05 AM: <Samrod> hmm..., working 04:05:15 AM: <Samrod> fucking defaults 04:06:22 AM: <fGewA> you need to reconnect, samgod 04:06:27 AM: <Samrod> I just did 04:06:34 AM: Server: Samrod is ~my@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com (0) 04:06:37 AM: Server: Samrod has signed off (Quit: ShadowIRC 2.0a10) 04:06:53 AM: Server: Samrod (~my@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com) joined #macintosh 04:06:53 AM: <fGewA> NOW you did 04:06:55 AM: Server: Samrod is ~my@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com (0) 04:06:58 AM: <fGewA> 04:06:55 AM: Server: Samrod is ~my@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com (0) 04:06:59 AM: <Samrod> um, ok 04:07:05 AM: <Samrod> nope, still not working 04:07:09 AM: <fGewA> screenshot your prefs 04:07:14 AM: <Samrod> ok 04:07:23 AM: <fGewA> make sure to cut your autoexec if you have one 04:07:26 AM: <fGewA> so I don't see your passwords [he showed me the screenshot.] 04:12:17 AM: <fGewA> samgod - fix the username 04:14:30 AM: Server: Samrod has signed off (Quit: ShadowIRC 2.0a10) 04:14:45 AM: Server: Samrod (~haroon@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com) joined #macintosh 04:15:37 AM: Server: Samrod is ~haroon@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com (Dana Plato killed herself) 04:15:40 AM: <fGewA> 04:15:37 AM: Server: Samrod is ~haroon@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com (Dana Plato killed herself) 04:15:50 AM: <Samrod> working 04:15:40 AM: <OoTLink> lol 04:15:47 AM: <fGewA> oh, setting your username to haroon. that's evil 04:15:53 AM: <fGewA> haroon's gonna be so pissed :D 04:15:49 AM: <OoTLink> hhahaha 04:15:59 AM: <OoTLink> hahahaha 04:16:43 AM: OoTLink high fives samrod 04:16:46 AM: <OoTLink> nice move :) 04:16:57 AM: <Samrod> Joe: referring to the username? 04:17:00 AM: <OoTLink> yeah 04:17:05 AM: <Samrod> ah, ok 04:17:44 AM: <Samrod> couldn't think of anything... username fields and passwords fields scare the SHIT outta me... I get stuck spending HOURS staring at them, burning away half a day figuring out what to enter
Quote #92
Tue, Mar 30, 2004 [after the SGF URL was pasted.] 02:45:44 AM: <monarch> haha 02:46:08 AM: <monarch> sam has to be pulling our leg 02:48:47 AM: <ramoth4> samrod couldn't find his own legs in the dark with a flashlight and a map. 02:49:32 AM: <Samrod> I'd be pulling yer legs if they were shaved 02:49:42 AM: <fGewA> even though he's male, samgod? 02:50:24 AM: <abeyance> at this point i don't think sam's too picky 02:51:24 AM: <abeyance> lmao.. 02:51:25 AM: <abeyance> Twist-: didn't occur to you to get inside the car? 02:52:03 AM: <monarch> hahaha the jerking off one is really disturbing 02:51:39 AM: <abeyance> oh this page is soooo being bookmarked. 02:51:43 AM: <Samrod> heh 02:51:54 AM: <Samrod> u know...... 02:52:10 AM: <Samrod> laughing at SGF is essentially no different than laughing at the mass of neurons in my skull 02:52:29 AM: <fGewA> that's kinda the point, samgod 02:52:30 AM: <monarch> hahaha 02:52:09 AM: <abeyance> alisen would LOVE this page. 02:52:17 AM: <Samrod> oh fukc 02:52:18 AM: <Samrod> fuck 02:52:23 AM: <Samrod> holy fuck no 02:52:23 AM: <Samrod> NO 02:52:26 AM: <monarch> hahaha 02:52:34 AM: <fGewA> hehe 02:52:42 AM: <fGewA> good one, abeyance ;) 02:52:41 AM: <Samrod> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crap. 02:52:47 AM: <abeyance> i can't stop laughing. and my face hurts. 02:53:22 AM: <Samrod> franky: you don't want her sweet face to hurt do you? You really wouldn't wanna her Alisen do you? [a little later... SHAMELESS PLUG.] 03:00:36 AM: <monarch> haha 03:01:03 AM: <monarch> i am laughing so much i just squirted myself in the eye with my sports-water bottle 03:01:06 AM: <monarch> haah 03:01:09 AM: monarch tries to get a grip
Quote #93
Tue, Mar 30, 2004 03:15:21 AM: <Samrod> OMFG! A cloud just rolled INTO MY FUCKING LIVING ROOM 03:15:28 AM: <Samrod> mother FUCK 03:15:43 AM: <fGewA> on wheels? 03:15:47 AM: <fGewA> or was it tumbling? 03:16:08 AM: <monarch> <squeek of little trundling wheels> 03:16:15 AM: <monarch> that's how he noticed it i guess 03:16:08 AM: <Samrod> I'm sitting here why visibility is just getting lower & lower, then I realized something's not normal 03:16:34 AM: <Samrod> then I look toward the TV and it's fucking FOG in my living room 03:16:54 AM: <Samrod> the window is open and a fag bank rolled in right by the window, and right inside 03:17:44 AM: <Samrod> but this isn't normally supposed to happen 03:17:52 AM: <OoSLink> LOL samrod 03:18:07 AM: <OoSLink> you left the window open and now you have FOG in your room?!!?! 03:18:08 AM: <OoSLink> HAHAHAA 03:18:13 AM: <Samrod> living room 03:18:13 AM: <fGewA> you're absolutely right, samgod! 03:18:26 AM: <fGewA> clouds shouldn't roll, they should drift! 03:18:29 AM: <Samrod> bastard cloud! 03:18:36 AM: <fGewA> damn right!
Quote #94
Tue, Mar 30, 2004 03:18:58 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: our feet smell but our noses run, so it's all fucked up!
Quote #95
Tue, Mar 30, 2004 03:34:11 AM: <fGewA> I just noticed this 03:34:15 AM: <fGewA> 03:16:54 AM: <Samrod> the window is open and a fag bank rolled in right by the window, and right inside 03:34:23 AM: <fGewA> what exactly is a fag bank? 03:34:36 AM: <Samrod> bank 03:34:39 AM: <Samrod> of fog 03:34:48 AM: <Samrod> i.e. fog bank 03:34:46 AM: <etorix> fog wank 03:34:46 AM: <fGewA> a fag bank is a bank of fog? 03:34:58 AM: <fGewA> I thought that was a fog bank 03:35:13 AM: <Samrod> yeah 03:35:19 AM: <Samrod> what? fag? 03:35:48 AM: <fGewA> that's what you said - 'fag bank' 03:35:58 AM: <Samrod> oh, I meant fog bank 03:36:06 AM: <fGewA> OHHHHHHHHHHH! 03:36:09 AM: <fGewA> :)
Quote #96
Tue, Mar 30, 2004 03:40:44 AM: <Samrod> so if women had shlongs, would they get hardons as often and as easily as men? 03:41:24 AM: <monarch> would these fantastical women be attracted to men or women? 03:41:42 AM: <Samrod> dunno 03:41:55 AM: <monarch> FILL IN THE VARIABLES SOLDIER 03:41:59 AM: <Samrod> I guess maybe women's asses or descaled fish w/ really soft mouths
Quote #97
Tue, Mar 30, 2004 03:42:06 AM: <OoSLink> a hawt girl gets my engine running :P 03:42:43 AM: <Samrod> mine ran outta gas, it's just all ignition ticking 03:43:21 AM: <OoSLink> my engine is powered by um.. 03:43:30 AM: <OoSLink> easily renewable resources 03:43:35 AM: <Samrod> mine's powered by cum 03:44:11 AM: <OoSLink> eew 03:44:24 AM: <OoSLink> I know what you mean but 03:44:24 AM: <OoSLink> TMI
Quote #98
Tue, Mar 30, 2004 04:01:11 AM: OoSLink throws a giant wrench at samrod 04:01:30 AM: OoSLink watches it soar through the air towards samrod's skull 04:01:45 AM: <fGewA> ooh! soon we'll get to see samgod's mass of neurons! 04:01:51 AM: <OoSLink> and thus your life flashes before your eyes :P 04:01:58 AM: <OoSLink> Adios! 04:02:06 AM: <OoSLink> *THUD* 04:02:27 AM: OoSLink dives under his shield 04:02:49 AM: <Samrod> oh, wasn't referring to a cookie 04:03:10 AM: <OoSLink> aww crap 04:03:15 AM: <OoSLink> I didn't hit samrod 04:03:19 AM: <Samrod> no, SPLOOGE 04:03:38 AM: OoSLink notices a giant mess of glass next to .. oh.. blakespot's. ... oh crap 04:03:50 AM: <OoSLink> does ANYONE have an apple repair man here? 04:04:04 AM: <fGewA> ootlink - I have six of them in blister-packs 04:04:11 AM: <OoSLink> hahah 04:04:20 AM: OoSLink notes the smashed cinema display 04:04:26 AM: <OoSLink> darnit samrod 04:04:51 AM: <Samrod> what splooged cinema display? 04:04:56 AM: <Samrod> smaged 04:04:58 AM: <Samrod> smashed 04:05:02 AM: <Samrod> FUCK
Quote #99
Wed, Mar 31, 2004 03:04:09 AM: <Samrod> Joe: I'm telling u man, you gotta squirt off a couple rounds in a high school administration office during normal business hours or forget about getting into a good university 03:04:26 AM: <Samrod> use a nudy mag if ya half to 03:04:28 AM: <OoTLink> what samrod? 03:04:46 AM: <Samrod> hmm.... n/m
Quote #100
Wed, Mar 31, 2004 03:05:58 AM: <Samrod> Joe: samgod's dick has a cold tonight, bummer, it's been running and spewing all night 03:06:01 AM: <ramoth4> i think it's time to sleep 03:06:07 AM: <ramoth4> yes , yes i tis 03:06:08 AM: <fGewA> AIGHH!!!!
Quote #101
Wed, Mar 31, 2004 03:16:28 AM: <kathee> SAmrod, wtf is the URL for yer ad? :) 03:17:06 AM: <Samrod> kathee: uh... hold on, lemme get it, you have to be a member (free registration only needs you to fill out a really simple form, takes about a minute) 03:17:11 AM: Server: Samrod has left #macintosh 03:17:29 AM: <fGewA> apparently, the URL for samgod's friendster page is not on IRC
Quote #102
Fri, Apr 02, 2004 [submitted by kriptik.] 05:07 Samrod | god DAMN I want that chick! 05:07 Samrod | she makes my toes erect, and that's saying something
Quote #103
Wed, Apr 07, 2004 10:57:57 PM: <Samrod> how much carbs, cholesterol, and calories in female cum?
Quote #104
Sat, Apr 10, 2004 01:49:43 AM: <Samrod> damn, I can't believe how extreme sleepyness just knocks one out
Quote #105
Sat, Apr 10, 2004 11:54:27 PM: <Samrod> ya know, for all the crap I get about squirtting off, I don't do it as frequently as you guys seem to think 11:54:41 PM: <fGewA> only every hour instead of every half-hour, samgod? 11:55:28 PM: <Samrod> fGewA: so far I've done it only once this week... since last Friday that is
Quote #106
Sun, Apr 11, 2004 04:49:28 AM: <Samrod> ok, I gotta go do something.... 04:49:35 AM: <fGewA> okay, samgod [time passes.] 04:50:56 AM: <Samrod> yeah, so I'm drained 04:51:00 AM: <Samrod> so I guess this is it then 04:52:01 AM: <fGewA> what is what? 04:53:27 AM: <Samrod> peeing 04:53:42 AM: <fGewA> this is peeing, or peeing is it? 04:54:14 AM: <Samrod> listening to myself pee is like poetry, they have beautiful feathers and glide on the thermals so gracefully 04:54:52 AM: <CheriPopr> ehh? 04:55:00 AM: <fGewA> who's they? 04:55:17 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: peeing & poetry
Quote #107
Sun, Apr 11, 2004 04:56:12 AM: Server: dan-- has changed the topic on #macintosh to <Samrod> listening to myself pee is like peotry, they have beautiful feathers and glide on the thermals so gracefully 04:56:30 AM: <Samrod> y'd he just topic that? 04:56:39 AM: <dan--> cuz it's funny. 04:57:13 AM: <dan--> that's the funniest thing i've heard all night. 04:57:19 AM: <dan--> funny in a sad kinda way. 04:56:47 AM: <Samrod> ? Um, ok 04:57:46 AM: <Samrod> mdan, yer acting like a fucking stick 04:58:15 AM: <dan--> a fucking stick? 04:58:16 AM: <dan--> wassat? 04:58:35 AM: <fGewA> fucking stick... I can only think of one thing that could be 04:58:59 AM: <dan--> hmmm. 04:59:20 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: he's acting like a dick 04:59:30 AM: <fGewA> I was right 04:59:58 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: I was being considerate in the presense of a bitch [he apparently meant kathee/CheriPopr --M-A] 05:00:11 AM: <fGewA> emphasis on 'was'
Quote #108
Tue, Apr 13, 2004 [after many had read the episode of Wendy19, from 11 aug 2003 above.] 03:38:12 AM: Server: Wendy21 (have.you@dsl092-146-207.wdc2.dsl.speakeasy.net) joined #macintosh 03:38:15 AM: <Wendy21> *titter* 03:38:43 AM: <abeyance> buwhahahahahaha 03:38:55 AM: Server: wendy20: There was no such nickname 03:39:01 AM: <fGewA> so... return of wendy :) 03:39:03 AM: <fGewA> ;) 03:39:04 AM: OoSLink smirks 03:39:07 AM: <abeyance> lol 03:39:07 AM: Server: samrod: There was no such nickname 03:39:11 AM: Server: samgod: There was no such nickname 03:39:15 AM: <fGewA> pity. the rod isn't online 03:39:17 AM: <kathee> :/ 03:39:33 AM: <Wendy21> i *need* the rod! 03:39:36 AM: Wendy21 moisens 03:39:45 AM: Server: Wendy21 has left #macintosh [time passes] 03:42:36 AM: Server: Samrod (~haroon@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com) joined #macintosh 03:42:40 AM: <OoSLink> oh yay! 03:42:48 AM: <fGewA> samgod - YOU MISSED WENDY! 03:43:15 AM: CheriPopr missed wendy :( 03:43:16 AM: <abeyance> heya sam 03:43:35 AM: CheriPopr pops Samrod :) 03:44:11 AM: <Samrod> who's Wendy? 03:44:30 AM: <Samrod> and so what if I missed her? 03:44:19 AM: <abeyance> wendy21 03:44:28 AM: <fGewA> samgod - she wanted JavaScript help, remember? 03:44:32 AM: <fGewA> about a year ago 03:44:57 AM: <Samrod> dunno wendy, don't care 03:45:13 AM: <fGewA> samgod - she wanted to add a word to a list, remember? :) 03:45:27 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: no 03:45:35 AM: <fGewA> alright, then... I'll show you the log 03:45:40 AM: <fGewA> cluebot: samgod file 03:45:41 AM: <cluebot> i guess samgod file is http://boredzo.fourx.org/irc/samgod.txt [UPDATE 2006-09-06: The URL has changed. It is now http://boredzo.org/irc/samgod.txt .] 03:45:45 AM: <fGewA> 11 aug 2003 03:46:19 AM: <outcry> if someone gives me a shell on whitehouse.gov 03:46:26 AM: <outcry> i'll bring wendy back 03:47:00 AM: <Samrod> wasn't Krip Wendy? 03:47:19 AM: <fGewA> oh, so he did figure it out! 03:47:25 AM: <fGewA> you never let on :D 03:48:33 AM: *Samrod[~haroon@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com]* sometimes I can't tell if you guys are really buying my shit, or if yer that amusingly malleable [!!! --M-A] 03:49:23 AM: <abeyance> i think farmerjoe was more in the dark than samrod was. 03:48:06 AM: Server: AliceGrl (have.you@dsl092-146-207.wdc2.dsl.speakeasy.net) joined #macintosh 03:48:07 AM: <CheriPopr> !seen wendy* 03:48:09 AM: <MacGOD> Wendy21 (have.you@dsl092-146-207.wdc2.dsl.speakeasy.net) was last seen parting #macintosh 8 minutes ago stating "{}". 03:48:27 AM: *outcry[moider@3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937.org]* this uis where you hear the slow motion 'noooooooooooooooooooooooo' 03:48:33 AM: *outcry[moider@3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937.org]* as both those hostmasks match up 03:49:29 AM: <OoSLink> but it's not worth any trouble 03:49:38 AM: <AliceGrl> Hi, does anyone know about Macintosh? 03:49:47 AM: <AliceGrl> Computer? 03:49:56 AM: <fGewA> AliceGrl: likely so 03:50:00 AM: <fGewA> this being, well, #macintosh 03:50:01 AM: <OoSLink> Alice, this is the Macintosh chat ;) 03:50:11 AM: OoSLink tosses fG a drink 03:50:13 AM: <AliceGrl> Oh, is this all boys? 03:50:22 AM: <etorix> no 03:50:25 AM: <OoSLink> I doubt that :) 03:50:32 AM: <Samrod> AliceGrl: including you? Yeah, all boys 03:50:39 AM: <CheriPopr> uh huh 03:50:50 AM: <AliceGrl> Samrod :~( 03:51:01 AM: <CheriPopr> brb 03:51:11 AM: <outcry> sam do you have your helm of perception on tonight 03:51:23 AM: OoSLink hands alice a cookie 03:51:25 AM: <Samrod> outcry: elaborate 03:51:42 AM: <OoSLink> samrod: not necessary 03:51:56 AM: <Samrod> whatever 03:51:28 AM: <OoSLink> how can we help you? 03:52:04 AM: <AliceGrl> Samrod is a strong name 03:52:10 AM: <AliceGrl> It must be a girls name 03:52:17 AM: <AliceGrl> Men have weak names 03:52:18 AM: <OoSLink> you think? 03:52:19 AM: <Samrod> AliceGrl is a drag queen name 03:53:02 AM: <OoSLink> yeah I tihink link is a pretty dinky name but that's cool, isn't it? Think about it some 03:53:14 AM: <OoSLink> at least it isn't written in ink :P 03:53:25 AM: <OoSLink> Joe is a man's man :D 03:53:41 AM: <OoSLink> hrmm Samuel Rod 03:53:42 AM: <OoSLink> :) 03:53:47 AM: <AliceGrl> :( 03:53:53 AM: AliceGrl bursts into tears 03:53:57 AM: Server: AliceGrl has left #macintosh 03:54:03 AM: <OoSLink> oh my 03:54:10 AM: <Samrod> great 03:54:11 AM: <abeyance> doesn't undernet mask hostnames? 03:54:15 AM: <abeyance> :P 03:55:34 AM: <fGewA> abeyance: CService does 03:55:47 AM: OoSLink eats cService 03:54:15 AM: <OoSLink> I smell a troll :) 03:54:38 AM: <OoSLink> changed their name :P 03:54:16 AM: <Samrod> took long enuf 03:55:38 AM: OoSLink grins
Quote #109
Wed, Apr 14, 2004 03:31:48 AM: <Samrod> kathee: if a woman were to use a fish as a dildo (scaled of course), what would smell worse afterwards? The fish or the woman? 03:32:02 AM: <Samrod> or would both smell better? 03:32:21 AM: <Samrod> and taste better also 03:32:23 AM: kathee never used a fish as a dildo :) 03:32:41 AM: <Samrod> kathee: y not? 03:32:55 AM: <kathee> i'm outta fish?? 03:32:58 AM: <kathee> lol 03:33:02 AM: <Samrod> would that be considered intercourse w/ a fish, or would the fishy be eating out the woman? 03:33:12 AM: <etorix> them scales can be scratchy 03:33:20 AM: <kathee> i bet et 03:33:22 AM: <Samrod> specially on the way out 03:35:39 AM: <kathee> WHY would i EVER wanna use a fish as a dildo????? 03:36:08 AM: <Samrod> kathee: it's long & slimy, and depending on how fresh it is, it'll wiggle around in there
Quote #110
Sat, Apr 17, 2004 04:29:34 AM: <Samrod> btw, cameos in my dream: Robert Dinero, Will Smith, that guy from Emergency (the '70s TV show), who else? 04:31:13 AM: <Stereo> Samrod: was kevin bacon in it too? 04:31:33 AM: <Samrod> Stereo: u ppl and Kevin Bacon!!! DIE YOU ALL!
Quote #111
Tue, Apr 20, 2004 03:41:01 AM: <Samrod> so fGewA, which tire treads most closely match yer scrotum?
Quote #112
Wed, Apr 21, 2004 01:04:13 AM: <Samrod> d`oh|afk: well, he's the one interested in seeing restart speed, so just gonna show him what he wants 01:04:36 AM: <Samrod> ok, here I go 01:04:54 AM: Server: Samrod has signed off (Quit: ShadowIRC 2.0a10) 01:04:45 AM: <gotmilf> mine reboots faster 01:04:54 AM: <gotmilf> ready? 01:04:57 AM: <gotmilf> back 01:05:02 AM: <gotmilf> see?
Quote #113
Wed, Apr 21, 2004 02:50:30 AM: <Samrod> watching people read the SGF for the first time is like watching someone lose their virginity
Quote #114
Wed, Apr 21, 2004 02:51:15 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: by any chance, and not that there's anything wrong with it, but you've never jerked off to the SGF I hope, right? 02:51:44 AM: Server: Mode change "+b *!*@c-24-126-170-1.we.client2.attbi.com" on #macintosh by grndzero 02:51:44 AM: Server: Samrod was kicked off #macintosh by grndzero (wtf?)
Quote #115
Mon, May 10, 2004 12:14:53 AM: <FarmerJoe> Samrod! you get a job yet? 12:15:29 AM: <Samrod> FarmerJoe: yeah, I get paid to bang yer sister 12:16:14 AM: <dan--> obviously, given his Samrod's record, he's not too good at his job.
Quote #116
Tue, May 18, 2004 03:19:15 AM: <kriptik> i'm in a very odd mood 03:19:19 AM: <kriptik> sex with dolphins will do that to a man 03:19:32 AM: <Miroku> hahahaha krip 03:19:38 AM: <Miroku> that still stuck in your head? 03:19:46 AM: <kriptik> is what? 03:20:00 AM: <Miroku> kriptik: the dolphin sex stuff 03:20:00 AM: <kriptik> i don't remember us discussing sex with dolphins 03:20:01 AM: <Miroku> oh 03:20:09 AM: <Miroku> it was brought up last night 03:20:11 AM: <Miroku> rofl 03:20:27 AM: <Miroku> after seeing a few anecdotes about it I decided to wipe my browser cache 03:20:20 AM: <Samrod> kriptik: fuck you, I regret ever mentioning that god damn dolphin fetish. Do you always have to find theh wound and pick at it? 03:20:22 AM: <kriptik> oh 03:20:26 AM: <kriptik> ? 03:20:32 AM: <kriptik> i really wasn't here for the dolphin talk 03:20:45 AM: <Miroku> kriptik: yeah probably not 03:20:44 AM: <kriptik> i think i have an inate ability to see peoples sore spots 03:20:51 AM: <kriptik> like womans intuition 03:20:54 AM: <kriptik> but for being a cunt 03:20:53 AM: <Miroku> hahahaha 03:20:47 AM: <Garamond> Samrod: you have a dolphin fetish? 03:20:55 AM: <fGewA> samgod has a dolphin fetish? 03:20:58 AM: <Stereo> oh my. What did I walk into? Dolphin what? 03:21:06 AM: <Miroku> samrod has a dolphin fetish?! 03:21:00 AM: <kriptik> it's a gift 03:21:15 AM: <Garamond> wicked, man 03:21:12 AM: <Miroku> OMG goowah, the sgf... 03:21:24 AM: <Miroku> it's so going to benefit from *THAT!* 03:21:18 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: why the hell do u think krip keeps bringing it up? 03:21:45 AM: <fGewA> samgod - well, he brings lots of stuph up... 03:21:40 AM: <kriptik> fGewA: i really had no idea.... 03:21:38 AM: <Garamond> how do you, uhm, operate a dolphin? 03:21:47 AM: <kriptik> Garamond: with a gammy trout 03:21:49 AM: <Miroku> garamond: doggy style 03:21:42 AM: <Miroku> samrod: tell me, have you considered having arelationship with one? 03:21:50 AM: <Samrod> and NO, I don't have a fucking dolphin fetish anymore, so let's just drop it, thank you 03:22:00 AM: <Garamond> enymore? 03:22:02 AM: <fGewA> ooh, so this is a fucking fetish 03:22:05 AM: <Miroku> heh 03:22:12 AM: <Miroku> there was a site I bet he saw 03:22:12 AM: <Miroku> lol 03:22:27 AM: <Samrod> Miroku: do I even know you? 03:56:24 AM: Server: Miroku is ~JoeG4@ppp-67-116-228-86.dialup.pltn13.pacbell.net (Joe) 03:22:39 AM: fGewA knows him. 03:22:35 AM: <Miroku> only as joe 03:22:53 AM: <Samrod> Miroku: oh, joe 03:23:07 AM: Miroku points at ootlink again 03:22:38 AM: <kathee> Samrod has a fish fetish tho [reference: quote 108] 03:22:49 AM: <Miroku> you sure do! O_o 03:23:50 AM: <Samrod> um, this was supposed to be me having a serious conversation w/ floop about something I've been working on for the better part of a week with no more than an hour of sleep each night, and now this shit flies in my face 03:24:08 AM: <Miroku> samrod: you were overdue/ 03:24:25 AM: <Miroku> you knew a major piece of shit flying into your face was long overdue man 03:24:38 AM: <Miroku> I'm sorry :( 03:24:58 AM: <d`oh> what about dolphins? 03:29:20 AM: <Samrod> btw, just so u all know, not once have I ever had a wet dream about a *male* dolphin, so don't even think of going in that direction w/ the dumb jokes 03:29:42 AM: <Miroku> samrod: wow you have guts
Quote #117
Tue, May 18, 2004 03:47:35 AM: <kriptik> I wish i wasn't so dysfunctional with girls 03:47:39 AM: <kriptik> oh well 03:47:53 AM: <etorix> at least they like u 03:48:09 AM: <kriptik> true 03:49:06 AM: <Samrod> oh great, let's all listen to a guy bitch about his failure w/ women. Somone shoot me
Quote #118
Tue, May 18, 2004 04:19:07 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: what's the difference between bash.org? 04:19:40 AM: <fGewA> and? 04:19:49 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: and what? 04:19:56 AM: <Miroku> AND THEN! 04:20:04 AM: <fGewA> well, for a difference, you need two things. 04:20:07 AM: <Miroku> AAAAAAND THEN?! 04:20:26 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: do u have to be so damn picky? 04:20:34 AM: <Miroku> AND THEN?! 04:20:48 AM: <fGewA> picky nothing. there was nothing I could do with your incomplete sentence :) 04:21:19 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: yer whole obsession with grammer is irritating 04:21:39 AM: <Miroku> samrod: AAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDD THEEEEEEEEEEN?!!?!?!?!?! 04:21:39 AM: <fGewA> samgod - again, an obsession is not required. your sentence was unusable 04:22:00 AM: <Samrod> Miroku: wtf? 04:22:26 AM: <Miroku> what's the differenece between bash.org 04:22:38 AM: <floop> i think samrod is taking a break from having me talk to him about AE to have flame wars with dorky people 04:22:52 AM: <fGewA> floop - you think we're dorky? 04:23:04 AM: <fGewA> http://boredzo.fourx.org/irc/qf.py?qf=sgf&view=quotes 04:23:08 AM: <Samrod> floop: I'm sorry, I'm extremely at the moment 04:23:14 AM: <fGewA> samgod - yes you are 04:23:19 AM: <floop> haha 04:23:25 AM: <Miroku> damnit samrod 04:23:30 AM: <Samrod> Miroku: what? 04:23:36 AM: <Miroku> stop using adjectives when forgetting your nouns 04:23:53 AM: <Samrod> I have to finish 51 comps by morning, and I can't even stay awake long enuf to finish a 04:23:59 AM: <Samrod> yes 04:24:01 AM: <Samrod> a thought
Quote #119
Sun, May 23, 2004 03:24:32 AM: <kriptik> watching samrod chat is like watching a kid running around with his head in a box, you know any second now he's going to run into something head first, fall down and scream bewilderedly
Quote #120
Mon, May 24, 2004 03:59:27 AM: <Tamahome> anyways, time for cereal 03:59:46 AM: <Samrod> my god, everyone's going for cereal now 03:59:59 AM: <fGewA> samgod: lemme guess, you don't have any? 04:01:14 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: oh but I do man, the dreams of cereal were getting unbearable so I splurged on a whole gallon of milk and a half gallon of chocolate, and I actually have cereal... only I may not be entirely conscious enough to surgle it down, but that's another story 04:01:45 AM: <fGewA> I don't think I've ever surgled anything down. 04:01:53 AM: <Samrod> hmmm... 04:02:22 AM: Samrod is trying to figure out WTF he meant by surgled 04:02:11 AM: <ramoth4> I think it's a combination of slurp and gargle? 04:02:17 AM: <fGewA> maybe 04:02:21 AM: <ramoth4> Which, in a weird way, makes sense. 04:02:23 AM: <fGewA> odd thing to do with cereal 04:02:32 AM: <Samrod> yeah, I guess 04:02:34 AM: <fGewA> but hey, it's samgod's cereal; he can do what he wants with it 04:02:35 AM: <ramoth4> I know! 04:02:41 AM: <ramoth4> You're choking on the cereal! 04:02:46 AM: <ramoth4> And surgle is like a death rattle. 04:02:49 AM: <ramoth4> That's it
Quote #121
Mon, May 24, 2004 04:03:58 AM: <Samrod> uh oh, fGewA, yer just what I need when I'm trying my best to come off as normal around women, you just shit on my parade 04:04:25 AM: <Tamahome> RAIN Samrod, RAIN 04:04:46 AM: <Samrod> Tamahome: WTF am I god? I can't make it rain, sorry 04:07:10 AM: <fGewA> Tamahome: samgod has a point. I'm more capable of shitting on his parade than raining on it 04:07:21 AM: <fGewA> which presumes, of course, that he has a parade 04:12:04 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: if yer right cheeck was red & swollen right now, I'd slap u upside the face for shitting on my marching band 04:12:19 AM: <fGewA> wouldn't you be in your own parade? 04:12:38 AM: <Samrod> I would, but I don't play any parade instruments 04:12:36 AM: <fGewA> and logically, if I were to shit on your parade, I would do it from an elevation beyond the reach of your arms 04:12:41 AM: <Tamahome> I'm not sure I want to know how one shits on a marching band 04:13:09 AM: <Samrod> marching band? 04:13:16 AM: <fGewA> 04:12:04 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: if yer right cheeck was red & swollen right now, I'd slap u upside the face for shitting on my marching band 04:13:24 AM: <Samrod> oh 04:13:24 AM: <fGewA> keep up, samgod 04:13:30 AM: <Samrod> yeah, ok 04:13:38 AM: <Samrod> y'd I say marching band? 04:13:44 AM: <Samrod> I meant sharade 04:14:37 AM: <fGewA> you mean charade? 04:14:39 AM: <fGewA> not parade? 04:14:47 AM: <Samrod> yesno 04:14:53 AM: <Samrod> noyes
Quote #122
Mon, May 24, 2004 04:15:19 AM: <Samrod> darkbunni: so I don't get to see new pix? :( 04:15:40 AM: <darkbunni> sammy, no :) private :) 04:16:14 AM: <Samrod> /msg darkbunni ok, then I'll ask im private.... how about the new pix... however long ago you were last here, you said you'd send one 04:16:24 AM: <fGewA> samgod: so much for that plan
Quote #123
Tue, May 25, 2004 02:40:47 AM: Server: ramoth4 [ramoth4] is now known as fGewA 02:40:55 AM: Server: GooIzYou [me] is now known as ramoth4 02:41:22 AM: Server: fGewA [ramoth4] is now known as kathee 02:41:23 AM: Server: ramoth4 [me] is now known as fGewA 02:41:35 AM: Server: Samrod [Samgod] is now known as ramoth4 02:41:45 AM: Server: kathee [ramoth4] is now known as Samrod 02:41:50 AM: <ramoth4> oh hell no! 02:41:54 AM: Server: ramoth4 [Samgod] is now known as kathee 02:41:58 AM: Server: Samrod [ramoth4] is now known as ramoth4 02:42:06 AM: <fGewA> amazingly, I'm able to track who's who 02:42:11 AM: <fGewA> I've been IRCing for too damn long 02:42:12 AM: <ramoth4> Me too. 02:42:16 AM: <ramoth4> It's scary. 02:42:14 AM: Server: notlb [notlb] is now known as Samrod [refresher: temp. nick reg. nick kathee Samgod Samrod notlb GooIzMe kathee ] 02:42:21 AM: <kathee> ya'll should learn to love Jesus! PRAISE the lordy he's great! 02:42:23 AM: <Samrod> indeed 02:42:33 AM: <Samrod> hahahah 02:42:43 AM: <Samrod> yeah, I think I'm cool, what do you think? 02:42:38 AM: Server: GooIzMee [kathee] is now known as DoMeeFirst 02:42:51 AM: DoMeeFirst 02:42:39 AM: fGewA plugs samgod into his own vibrator 02:42:47 AM: <fGewA> oh 02:42:50 AM: <fGewA> sorry. my mistake 02:42:53 AM: fGewA plugs samgod into his own vibrators 02:42:53 AM: <kathee> gotta get the paper, brb... 02:42:59 AM: <kathee> cereal, bbs 02:43:06 AM: <fGewA> remote, AIIEEEE 02:43:16 AM: <kathee> kids are up, gotta songebath'em 02:43:36 AM: <Samrod> well 02:43:43 AM: <kriptik> hi 02:43:53 AM: <Samrod> hi kriptik 02:43:56 AM: <Samrod> how can I help you? 02:44:03 AM: <Samrod> my name is Samrod, the all powerfull 02:44:08 AM: <kathee> Samrod: you are such a loser, even if I was single and horny on a deserted island you'd still have no chance in hell 02:44:30 AM: <Samrod> kathee don't be so mean, I mean, remember last night?!!? 02:45:00 AM: <kathee> Samrod: last nighth when you jerked off while yer were bugging me for a pic? Get a life 02:45:15 AM: <Samrod> why do you have to tell everybody? 02:45:26 AM: <Samrod> I thought it was out little secret! 02:45:30 AM: <kathee> Samrod: because you creep me out like all other women 02:45:49 AM: <kathee> Samrod: you're just so, I mean eeewwwwww, gag me 02:45:43 AM: <Samrod> well 02:45:59 AM: <Samrod> if you want to be this way, I will kill you with my powefull intelect! 02:46:13 AM: <kathee> hah 02:46:17 AM: <Samrod> do you know I have an IQ over 240? 02:46:25 AM: <fGewA> ...thirds 02:46:36 AM: <kathee> Samrod: is that your IQ or cholesterol? 02:46:42 AM: <DoMeeFirst> this is better than the cartoon channel 02:46:48 AM: <DoMeeFirst> lol 02:46:50 AM: <ramoth4> DoMeeFirst: Definitely 02:46:48 AM: <fGewA> yeh 02:46:55 AM: <fGewA> definitely a candidate for both SGF AND UMF 02:47:04 AM: ramoth4 munches on DoMeeFirst's popcorn 02:47:13 AM: fGewA munches on ramoth4's popcorn 02:47:12 AM: <Samrod> I'm speechless 02:47:20 AM: <kathee> Samrod: face it, we've never even met you and you still manage to creep out most women who come here, doesn't that tell you something? 02:47:25 AM: <Samrod> I should bave been a god! 02:47:29 AM: <Samrod> and look what I became 02:47:38 AM: <Samrod> a laughing subject, for you poor mortals! 02:47:32 AM: DoMeeFirst moons kathee 02:47:51 AM: <kathee> Samrod: yeah, there's no applicable word to describe you even 02:48:07 AM: <kathee> Samrod: with dellusions of grandeur 02:48:16 AM: <Samrod> people used to come to me, in the old times with sacrifices, and now look at me?? 02:48:17 AM: <kathee> brb... coffee 02:48:23 AM: <kathee> back 02:48:29 AM: <DoMeeFirst> front 02:48:33 AM: <fGewA> having the small mug, 'kathee'? 02:48:35 AM: <Samrod> how can you make fun of me, when I lower myself to your level? 02:48:49 AM: <kathee> fGewA: remember, I'm cutting back 02:48:57 AM: <fGewA> ah yes. 02:48:58 AM: <ramoth4> Cutting back on the penis sa--kathee? 02:49:06 AM: <Samrod> lol 02:49:07 AM: <fGewA> ramoth4: >rimshot< 02:49:14 AM: <kathee> Samrod: honestly, I think you really need Jesus in your heart 02:49:17 AM: <ramoth4> ::D 02:49:23 AM: <Samrod> I have it 02:49:25 AM: <DoMeeFirst> wow 02:49:36 AM: <Samrod> I'm his equal 02:50:07 AM: Server: DoMeeFirst is now known as iAmKathee 02:50:09 AM: <kathee> Samrod: women have a certain spirituality that you totally lack and are clueless about. And they sniff that on you like sharp cheddar 02:50:27 AM: <kathee> Samrod: NO ONE is is equal, HE is the savior! 02:50:29 AM: <kathee> :PP 02:50:40 AM: <gigolo_> samrod is my god 02:51:04 AM: <kathee> um, who's Samrod? 02:51:07 AM: <kathee> I mean who's me? 02:51:13 AM: <kathee> I mean, who am I/ 02:51:16 AM: <kathee> ? 02:51:23 AM: <fGewA> notlb 02:51:18 AM: iAmKathee 02:51:31 AM: <Samrod> cluebot sgf 02:51:36 AM: <kathee> oh, even IRC drag feels kinda creepy 02:51:38 AM: Server: kathee is now known as Samgod 02:51:24 AM: <gigolo_> who is who? 02:51:29 AM: <fGewA> gigolo_: who made you? 02:51:40 AM: <Samrod> thank you gigolo_ 02:51:40 AM: <Samrod> you have my blessing 02:51:40 AM: <Samrod> child! 02:51:41 AM: <Samgod> that didn't work 02:51:59 AM: Server: Samrod is now known as notlb 02:51:59 AM: Server: Samgod is now known as Samrod 02:52:06 AM: Server: iAmKathee is now known as kaqyjee 02:52:14 AM: Samrod is hyperconfused 02:52:20 AM: Server: Samrod is now known as Samgod 02:52:53 AM: <ramoth4> Samgod: why back to the old nick? 02:52:22 AM: Server: kaqyjee is now known as kathee 02:52:32 AM: <cluebot> somebody said sgf was the Samgod File, which is at http://boredzo.fourx.org/irc/samgod.txt or at http://boredzo.fourx.org/irc/qf.py?qf=sgf&view=quotes 02:52:50 AM: Server: Samgod is now known as Samrod 02:52:55 AM: <Samrod> WOO HOO!! I'm me again! 02:53:03 AM: <fGewA> you were already you again 02:53:12 AM: <fGewA> ShadowIRC reclaimed your nick automatically when notlb changed back 02:53:18 AM: <fGewA> then YOU changed BACK BACK to Samgod 02:53:14 AM: <ramoth4> fGewA: Don't ask 02:53:20 AM: <ramoth4> Just don't ask
Quote #124
Mon, May 31, 2004 11:53:37 PM: <fGewA> okay... who wants the Bored Zo Edition of ShadowIRC 2.0a11? 11:53:52 PM: <Samrod> ME 11:53:55 PM: <Samrod> I mean I do 11:53:57 PM: <Samrod> Here here! 11:54:01 PM: <Samrod> I volunteer 11:54:04 PM: <Samrod> affirmative 11:54:06 PM: <Samrod> positive 11:54:11 PM: <fGewA> okay. samgod doesn't want it 11:54:15 PM: <fGewA> so. anyone? 11:54:16 PM: <fGewA> :) 11:54:17 PM: <Samrod> absolutely, definitely, yes aie 11:54:35 PM: <fGewA> there's the URL, samgod 11:54:35 PM: <Samrod> woo hoo! 11:55:08 PM: <Samrod> downloading [time passes.] 12:01:55 AM: <fGewA> samgod: is it done? 12:04:24 AM: <Samrod> is what done? 12:04:39 AM: <fGewA> the muffins 12:04:50 AM: <Samrod> oh yeah 12:04:54 AM: <Samrod> wait, I'm not making muffins 12:04:57 AM: <Samrod> wtf? 12:05:07 AM: <fGewA> your download, samgod :P 12:05:20 AM: <Samrod> oh
Quote #125
Mon, May 31, 2004 02:20:30 AM: <Samrod> anyone else ever bothered by "Titanic" having only 2 T's instead of 3? 02:21:02 AM: <Samrod> it's just, well, irritating 02:21:06 AM: <Squibby> samrod: why would anyone be bothered by that? 02:21:26 AM: <Samrod> Squibby: um, I just prefer "Tittanic" over "Titanic" 02:21:46 AM: <Server> OoTLink (~Link@adsl-66-127-243-55.dsl.sntc01.pacbell.net) joined #macintosh 02:21:48 AM: <cybs4u> when he see tit he loses it 02:21:58 AM: <kriptik> OoTitLink 02:21:59 AM: <Samrod> Squibby: sounds nicer, spells nicer 02:22:18 AM: <Squibby> samrod: so are you saying you'd prefer Titan is spelled that way as well? 02:22:45 AM: <cybs4u> and Title 02:22:23 AM: <Squibby> btw, is this going in the samgod file? 02:22:48 AM: <Samrod> Squibby: hey.... not a bad idea man!
Quote #126
Sat, Jun 05, 2004 05:04:04 AM: <Samrod> HOLY SHIT! 05:04:15 AM: <Samrod> crap, I forgot what I just HOLY SHITed about
Quote #127
Mon, Jun 28, 2004 03:09:23 AM: Samrod almost died today 03:09:32 AM: <fGewA> how did you almost die? 03:09:32 AM: <ramoth4> Shucks. 03:11:46 AM: <Samrod> where my feet can reach the bottom... 03:12:31 AM: <ramoth4> ? 03:12:44 AM: <Samrod> until I started riding the waves right as they broke to kinda body surf forward faster, and eventually I *STRUGGLED* to shore, noticed my shlong was hanging out, zipped up my suit, and collapsed right there 03:13:01 AM: <OoSLink> hahahahah 03:13:21 AM: <OoSLink> the SGF gets another line ;) 03:13:23 AM: <OoSLink> lol 03:13:11 AM: <Samrod> I mean I fucking COLLAPSED, my legs just gave in, and I couldn't walk for like 10 mins 03:13:23 AM: <ramoth4> Samrod: I missed part of that :( 03:13:24 AM: <OoSLink> why? 03:13:28 AM: <OoSLink> because the shlong? 03:13:33 AM: <Stereo> lol 03:13:56 AM: <Stereo> Samrod: there was something missing in there 03:14:06 AM: <Stereo> * Samrod almost died today 03:14:06 AM: <ramoth4> 0009.43| < fGewA> how did you almost die? 03:14:07 AM: <ramoth4> 0011.56| < Samrod> where my feet can reach the bottom... 03:14:29 AM: <Stereo> Samrod | until I started riding the waves right as they broke to kinda body surf etc. 03:14:21 AM: <Samrod> OoSLink: I didn't give a crap about my shlong, point was that I wasn't gonna miss Steve's announcement (no kidding, first thought in my head when I realized "Fuck, I will die right now, my life is about to end and I will miss the keynote!") 03:14:42 AM: <OoSLink> hahahahaha samrod 03:14:43 AM: <Stereo> LOL 03:16:33 AM: <Stereo> and dying would also mean no more kisses from cherryminx 03:15:01 AM: <Samrod> you didn't get that line I just typed? The fat paragraph? 03:15:18 AM: <OoSLink> that part yes but 03:15:19 AM: <OoSLink> I don't get it 03:15:41 AM: <OoSLink> you're missing how you almost died 03:16:01 AM: <Samrod> simple: one moment I'm swimming around, having fun w/ my friend, pointing out chix in bikinis, the next moment I'm totaly void of energy 03:17:06 AM: <Samrod> I was struggling for my fucking life as the waves were pushing me down and back 03:17:19 AM: <OoSLink> ouch samrod 03:17:28 AM: <ramoth4> ouch sam 03:17:36 AM: <Samrod> it's not that the waves or current were that strong, but even to treat the water or swim, you need ENERGY 03:17:44 AM: <Samrod> hell, I didn't have any energy left to STAND UP 03:17:51 AM: <Samrod> I couldn't WALK for 10 minutes 03:18:18 AM: <OoSLink> why wree you suddenly void of energy? 03:18:27 AM: <OoSLink> maybe lack of some mineral? 03:18:31 AM: <OoSLink> errm... protein? 03:18:31 AM: <Samrod> my friend was like "Well, they're waiting for us, we have to get going" and I had to attempt a few times before I was able to STAND on my legs without them buckling under me 03:19:02 AM: <Samrod> Joe: my friends said "See, this is what happens when you don't sleep or eat... yer blood sugar is low" 03:19:43 AM: <Samrod> for the next few hours after that, I was shaking, lightheaded, and quite dizzy 03:19:58 AM: <OoSLink> ouch 03:20:51 AM: <Samrod> and it was even worse since there was a quite chick in our group, in front of whom I was trying to act like I'm totally fine. 03:21:24 AM: <OoSLink> mmm 03:21:33 AM: <Samrod> chix aren't impressed when a guy she's talking to suddenly has to grab a tree of pole to keep from falling for no other reason than sporadic loss of balance 03:22:26 AM: <Samrod> I was trying to pretend like the world wasn't spinning around me while talking to her 03:22:19 AM: <groundzero> Being physically hurt is not a turn off, it just is, Samrod. 03:22:27 AM: <groundzero> Trying to hide it to save face, however, is a turn off. 03:22:36 AM: <OoSLink> shoula just said you were feelign sick 03:22:46 AM: <Samrod> groundzero: but she didn't know about what happened 03:22:49 AM: <groundzero> so? 03:23:01 AM: <groundzero> Tell her, if she's wondering why you're falling over. 03:23:21 AM: <Samrod> and explaining to her that I couldn't swim at the beach would've been just weird 03:23:06 AM: <fGewA> samgod: so did you get to a doctor? 03:23:56 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: doctor? Hell no, we all just went to lunch and it was all better after I injested sugar, protein, & carbs 03:24:41 AM: <fGewA> samgod: well, that's good. perhaps this was your first experience with true hunger 03:25:18 AM: <ramoth4> *True Hunger 03:25:32 AM: <fGewA> *The One True Hunger 03:25:16 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: apparently, but I still never got the craving for food 03:26:12 AM: <Samrod> it was fucking weird though, at the moment when I actually thought I was gonna die, I mean really drown right there, I couldn't stop thinking about the keynote & Tiger 03:26:51 AM: <Samrod> I tell ya, Apple is one great source of suicide prevention
Quote #128
Mon, Jun 28, 2004 submitted by chiper. this happened 'around 4:30 pm PST'. Samgod: why don't we have people named Snak and Minerva in here? Chiper: Samrod: because minerva makes people come up with a unique nickname, rather then having a default Samgod: Chiper: oh Samgod: heh Chiper: I'd assume snak does the same Samgod: Chiper: well, i also meant why don't the Snak & Minerva developers hang out here Chiper: Samrod: uhm, they do Tamahome: Samrod: you're talking to him Samgod: oh, Chiper makes Minerva.... I was assuming, like DShadow has Shadow in his nick, Minvera's dad would have Minerva in his Chiper: and kinch is the author of snak Samgod: damn Samgod: and you guys all somehow manage to get along Chiper: Samrod: heh, you'll notice however that Onno is NOT in this channel Samgod: Chiper: Onno is yet another IRC client? Chiper: Samrod: onno = ircle Samgod: Chiper: oh that guy, he's still alive? I figured he went into a comma since Ircle never seemed to make it out of beta... or did it? friendy: Ircle 3.1 final was released April, 2004. Magic_Al: friendly... really? ircle got out of beta? is there a killer asteroid on the way or something? Ibiwan: what what? Ibiwan: an ircle version that doesn't end in 'b'? Ibiwan goes to look it up TaxManWork: ircle? There seems to be a faint memory of that. Chiper: how long was ircle 3.1 in beta? two years? Ibiwan: I always had 3.0bxx versions Samgod: Chiper: was in beta? I don't remember ever seeing any version of Ircle not being in beta Chiper: yeah, brifly there was 3.0 friendy: I just looked at the frontpage and thought it was so :p
Quote #129
Tue, Jun 29, 2004 01:54:31 AM: <Samrod> hello? Anyone around? Can I take a piece of bread, put it in a pan and drop in a couple eggs? Is that something? 01:54:40 AM: <Samrod> and cook the eggs 01:55:05 AM: <friendy> Samrod: With sugar and cinnamon that's french toast. 01:55:37 AM: <Dr_Stein> Samrod - just fry the fucking eggs and put the toast in the goddamn toaster 01:55:51 AM: <Samrod> Stein then how would I eat the toast? 01:55:56 AM: <Dr_Stein> Samrod - what? 01:56:00 AM: <fGewA> samgod: wait for the toast to come out 01:56:02 AM: <Dr_Stein> Samrod - put it in the toaster! 01:56:03 AM: <Samrod> who the hell eats eggs with toast? 01:56:05 AM: <friendy> No, serious. Take some sugar, a little vanilla, milk, add in the eggs. Whip and dip the toast. Fry & add cinnamon. 01:56:08 AM: <fGewA> samgod: my mom does. 01:56:11 AM: <fGewA> dips the toast in the eggs. 01:56:22 AM: <Samrod> hmmm 01:56:25 AM: <friendy> Oh. If you're going to do that, soft boil the eggs. 01:56:29 AM: <friendy> My wife does that all the time. 01:56:43 AM: <friendy> Soft boiled eggs on top of toast. 01:56:55 AM: <Samrod> ok, so I'll put the bread in the toaster and the eggs in the pan 01:57:11 AM: <Samrod> friendy: oh, like an omlette sandwich 01:57:28 AM: <friendy> No, she breaks up the toast. 01:57:40 AM: <dan--> samrod - never had a friend egg sandwich? 01:57:54 AM: <Samrod> dan--: um... not sure 01:58:05 AM: <Samrod> dan--: not deliberately, no 01:58:10 AM: <Samrod> otherwise, yes 01:58:33 AM: <Samrod> I'm so not even hungry 01:58:33 AM: <dan--> they're good. you're actually making me hungry, and thinking of making a friend egg sandwich. 01:58:49 AM: <Samrod> dan--: sorry 01:58:34 AM: <TaxMan> fried egg sandwiches are good, but I prefer to do 'em with scrambled eggs. 01:59:09 AM: <Samrod> TaxManWkr: scrambled eggs tend to fall apart being, well, scrambled 01:59:36 AM: <dan--> do an omlette sandwich 01:59:43 AM: <Samrod> ok 01:59:54 AM: <friendy> Eat the eggs raw and snort crumbled toast. 02:00:04 AM: <Samrod> the whole near death thing at the beach yesterday kinda scared me, so now I gotta "eat" 02:00:07 AM: <TaxMan> Samrod: set up the scramble on the toast, set cheese on, add second piece of toast, place back in pan for a minute... 02:00:39 AM: <Samrod> Tax: oh, that'll melt the cheese into the scrambled eggs and kinda bind it all together for strength 02:00:45 AM: <friendy> Roll the bread up into a straw and snort the eggs. 02:00:51 AM: <cheese> grilled cheese is the bestest 02:01:30 AM: <Samrod> my American cheese slices are green now, but that hasn't stopped me before 02:01:37 AM: <friendy> Ugh. 02:01:46 AM: <cheese> aged to perfection imho 02:01:57 AM: <Samrod> um wait a minute, grilled cheese sandwiches are for chix though 02:02:12 AM: <dan--> what makes grilled cheese sandwiches for chicks? 02:02:15 AM: <cheese> no no no grilled cheese sandwiches score chicks 02:02:16 AM: <Samrod> cheese: and you'd be the one to think so 02:02:34 AM: <cheese> okay so my opinion is biased who fucking cares? 02:02:51 AM: <Samrod> dan--: well, I've never seen a dude eat a grilled cheese sandwich, they're very light snacks, and pretty much offer nothing 02:03:03 AM: <Samrod> oh yeah, not to mention I've never had one either 02:03:06 AM: <dan--> samrod - i love grilled cheese sandwiches. 02:03:20 AM: <cheese> Samrod: I think you are gay 02:03:27 AM: <Dr_Stein> ahhahahah 02:03:33 AM: <Dr_Stein> uh 02:03:40 AM: <Dr_Stein> I like grilled cheese sandwiches too, asshole 02:03:45 AM: Dr_Stein kicks people 02:03:45 AM: <Dr_Stein> :P 02:03:00 AM: <fGewA> samgod: throw out the cheese. 02:03:35 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: YTF would I do that? 02:03:39 AM: <fGewA> because it's green 02:03:44 AM: <fGewA> green cheese is bad for you 02:03:54 AM: <cheese> green cheese is ripe 02:04:06 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: dude, if I trashed everything just 'cuz it's gone bad, I'd have to empty my fridge 02:04:48 AM: <fGewA> samgod: sounds like emptying your fridge is a good plan, then. 02:05:43 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: dude, I've had so much rotten food without ANY physical adverse health effects, I think it's mostly urban legend 02:05:57 AM: <fGewA> samgod: or you've been lucky 02:06:47 AM: <Samrod> ok, I'm gonna go make this grilled greencheese scrambled egg sandwich 02:06:53 AM: <fGewA> samgod: ick. 02:06:57 AM: <fGewA> better put 911 on speed-dial. :P 02:07:10 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: you guys suggested it, WTF? 02:07:19 AM: <fGewA> samgod: I suggested grilled cheese 02:07:33 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: oh, so yer grossed out by the combination of cheese & eggs? 02:07:24 AM: <fGewA> I also suggested not using green cheese 02:07:34 AM: <fGewA> combined, this is a suggestion of grilled non-green cheese 02:07:36 AM: <friendy> Or green toast. 02:07:38 AM: <Samrod> oh, green cheese 02:07:43 AM: <friendy> Green eggs are ok. 02:07:47 AM: <friendy> And ham. 02:07:50 AM: <dan--> samrod - it's supposed to be GREEN EGGS 02:07:53 AM: <fGewA> friendy: I will not eat it, sam I am! 02:08:20 AM: <friendy> fG: Who the fuck is Sam? Eat yer fucking eggs. 02:08:34 AM: <friendy> :D 02:08:37 AM: fGewA throws his eggs at friendy, and naturally they land on his eyes 02:08:45 AM: <friendy> <sizzle> 02:08:07 AM: <Squibby> I will not eat green eggs and ham 02:08:17 AM: <Samrod> hell, I've had no problem drinking rotten milk, cheese, fruit, or whatever the hell 02:08:37 AM: <Squibby> that's gross samrod [time passes.] 02:21:19 AM: <Server> Samrod has signed off (Ping timeout) [more time passes.] 02:35:32 AM: <Server> NewUser (~shadowirc@ip68-6-248-226.sd.sd.cox.net) joined #Macintosh 02:35:35 AM: <Server> Samrod (~shadowirc@c-24-126-183-236.we.client2.attbi.com) joined #Macintosh 02:35:36 AM: <NewUser> hi 02:35:47 AM: <NewUser> HIIIII 02:35:49 AM: <NewUser> hello 02:35:53 AM: <NewUser> hi 02:36:03 AM: <Samrod> wait a min, am I supposed to toast the bread before putting it in the pan? 02:36:06 AM: <NewUser> helloooo 02:36:15 AM: <NewUser> lol 02:36:15 AM: <Samrod> or will the pan toast it? 02:36:18 AM: <Samrod> NewUser: hello? 02:36:20 AM: <NewUser> pan 02:36:22 AM: <NewUser> hi 02:36:24 AM: <Samrod> oh ok 02:36:25 AM: <Samrod> thanks 02:36:25 AM: <NewUser> how old are u???? [further idiocy from this NewUser deleted.] 02:38:18 AM: <cheese> Samrod: you toast one side of the bread then flip it and add cheese. the next step is to toast the other side and combine the two slices. afterwards you consume orally. [still more time passes.] 02:47:59 AM: <Samrod> god dammit, the toast burnt before the cheese even had a chance to begin melting 02:49:15 AM: <cheese> I thought my directions were clear on this 02:49:36 AM: <dan--> samrod - it's taken you this long to scramble some eggs and toast some bread? 02:50:27 AM: <TaxMan> he had to wake the maid. 02:50:57 AM: <Samrod> yeah 02:51:01 AM: <fGewA> you mean butler. no way he could get a woman into any bed of his 02:51:45 AM: <Samrod> but the damn cheese never melted, and the toast is black 02:51:49 AM: <Samrod> still edible though 02:52:18 AM: <fGewA> if you can eat green cheese, you can eat black toast 02:52:10 AM: <dan--> samrod - you're supposed to turn down the heat when you are melting the cheese 02:52:29 AM: <Samrod> dan--: dude, I did, I turned it off even 02:52:52 AM: <fGewA> samgod: you turned off the heat and the cheese failed to melt 02:52:53 AM: <fGewA> hmmm 02:52:58 AM: <fGewA> I wonder how THAT could happen 02:53:10 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: the pan was really hot 02:53:21 AM: <fGewA> samgod: but not under heat. thus, it was cooling down 02:53:11 AM: <TaxMan> Samrod: I grill toast my bread -- leave one side untoasted 'till melting point... prevents burning that way. 02:53:48 AM: <Samrod> y the ell is this shit so complicated? 02:54:00 AM: <Samrod> you guys gave me the most complicated cooking task ever 02:53:54 AM: <cheese> Samrod: on electric you need to lower the current on burners to almost nothing a little before you flip 02:54:09 AM: <Samrod> flip? 02:54:16 AM: <Samrod> cheese: and it's gas, btw 02:54:31 AM: <dan--> samrod - you can't even make a chick sandwich? 02:54:43 AM: <Samrod> dan--: no chix 02:56:16 AM: <cheese> Samrod: okay so you do mediam to low flame. melt a tablespoon of cheese per 2 slices of bread. saturate the slives evenly. you need to grill them for about 3.5 minutes at sea level. then flip and add two slices of cheese. after 30 seconds combine. after about 45 seconds flip and leave for 30 seconds and then it is done.
Quote #130
Wed, Jul 07, 2004 12:39:46 AM: <FarmerJoe> Top 10 Samrod selling points 12:39:57 AM: <FarmerJoe> #10: HE's almost housebroken 12:40:57 AM: <fGewA> joe: 9: he knows how to keep a girl warm 12:42:14 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: I don't get #9 12:42:19 AM: <fGewA> samgod: exaust pipe 12:42:28 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: oh! hahaa 12:41:39 AM: <FarmerJoe> #8: Save $, no need for birth control 12:42:24 AM: <Stereo> fGewA: 8: if you don't want to fuck him after going back to his flat, he'll drive you back to san bernardino 12:42:41 AM: <fGewA> Stereo: 8 is taken :) 12:42:54 AM: <Stereo> sorry, s/8/7/ 12:43:00 AM: <Squibby> stereo: that was below the belt man. :D 12:42:52 AM: <Samrod> you know, as much as you guys are trying to be funny, these are more true than comical 12:43:08 AM: <FarmerJoe> Samrod, it's called ironic humor 12:43:13 AM: <Samrod> no kidding 12:43:32 AM: <fGewA> 6: never take another purity test again 12:44:39 AM: <FarmerJoe> #5: will peek other girls interest as your "secret new guy" 12:44:44 AM: <fGewA> (pique) 12:44:57 AM: <FarmerJoe> sorry 12:45:00 AM: <FarmerJoe> tired 12:44:59 AM: <fGewA> #4: he'll never argue with you; he can do that by himself 12:45:45 AM: <Stereo> #4: invisible in the dark, only wears black 12:45:51 AM: <fGewA> Stereo: 3 12:46:05 AM: <Stereo> for pete's sake stop taking my numbers guys 12:46:14 AM: <fGewA> we can't help being ahead of you :) 12:47:03 AM: <fGewA> 2 and 1 remain, guys 12:47:30 AM: <ste_vem> 1. can lick his own eyebrows! 12:47:43 AM: <fGewA> ste_vem: need something better'n that :P 12:48:19 AM: fGewA prods joe and stereo. 12:48:40 AM: <FarmerJoe> fGewA, I'm thinking 12:49:01 AM: fGewA has #1. 12:53:14 AM: <fGewA> ramoth4: top 10 samgod selling points. what's your suggestion for #2? 12:53:14 AM: <ramoth4> Not sure 12:53:44 AM: <eriberri> fg: the known lack of STDs? 12:53:52 AM: <FarmerJoe> #2: Walking cure for insomnia 12:53:58 AM: <fGewA> hahaha 12:54:01 AM: <fGewA> I like both of those 12:54:06 AM: <fGewA> and #1: no need to worry about other women
Quote #131
Sat, Jul 31, 2004 03:32:27 AM: <Samrod> crap, I can't stuff that bothers me 03:32:31 AM: <Samrod> no 03:32:33 AM: <fGewA> you forgot a word 03:32:50 AM: <Samrod> I mean I get bothered by stuff I can't stand 03:33:03 AM: <fGewA> that happens to all of us
Quote #132
Sat, Jul 31, 2004 04:04:42 AM: <Samrod> whoa, today is September 11! 04:04:48 AM: <Samrod> oh no, wait 04:04:54 AM: <Samrod> n/m
Quote #133
Thu, Aug 12, 2004 02:29:45 AM: <Samrod> um, Type: Pentium 4 2.80Ghz contradicts CPU Speed: 2.8Ghz 02:29:54 AM: <Samrod> what the FUCK? 02:29:55 AM: <kriptik> why 02:29:55 AM: <Samrod> wow 02:29:59 AM: <fGewA> 2.8 GHz contradicts 2.8 GHz? 02:30:01 AM: <fGewA> how? 02:30:15 AM: <Samrod> oh no 02:30:18 AM: <Samrod> wtf 02:30:22 AM: <Samrod> 2.8 == 2.8 02:30:25 AM: <Samrod> n/m
Quote #134
Thu, Aug 12, 2004 02:33:42 AM: <Samrod> kriptik: you're familiar with my webdev tools? 02:33:45 AM: <kriptik> yes 02:33:53 AM: <Samrod> HOW the hell? 02:33:56 AM: <kriptik> you mention them 2x a week 02:34:01 AM: <kriptik> at least 02:34:08 AM: <kriptik> and i basically follow ever url people paste on irc 02:34:25 AM: <fGewA> kriptik: http://:::1:337:80/ 02:34:30 AM: <kriptik> fGewA: :p 02:34:41 AM: <fGewA> samgod: check that out 02:35:38 AM: <kriptik> fGewA: IS THAT IPv6 localhost? 02:35:41 AM: <kriptik> er caps 02:35:58 AM: --> *kriptik* blabbermouth ;P 02:36:10 AM: *kriptik[moider@3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937.org]* oh :p 02:35:54 AM: <fGewA> kriptik: wouldn't it be funny if it was? 02:36:04 AM: <kriptik> what's localhost in IPv6 02:36:18 AM: <kriptik> sorry, it's late 02:36:23 AM: <kriptik> samrod can't read anyway 02:36:27 AM: <kriptik> it'll be ok i bet 02:36:52 AM: <fGewA> samgod: http://:::1:337:80/ 02:37:09 AM: <kriptik> Samrod: if your mom is around i wouldn't follow FG's link 02:37:15 AM: <kriptik> Samrod: do you live with your mom? 02:37:22 AM: <fGewA> oh come on. there's nothing there anyone's mom would object to 02:37:32 AM: <kriptik> fGewA: there was when i visited it :( 02:37:38 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: your link simply points to http://localhost/ 02:37:41 AM: <kriptik> >_< 02:37:48 AM: <fGewA> aw. 02:38:24 AM: <kriptik> samrod proves how accessable the internet really is to people with disabilities
Quote #135
Sun, Aug 22, 2004 02:10:07 AM: <Samrod> hm... well, it's not like I haven't been rejected by hookers
Quote #136
Sun, Aug 22, 2004 02:29:46 AM: <friendy> So so so damned good: http://boredzo.fourx.org/irc/qf.py?qf=sgf&idx=118 02:31:56 AM: <Samrod> friendy: you're weird man 02:32:07 AM: <Samrod> not that weird is bad or anything 02:32:30 AM: <Stereo> Samrod: what's dhe difference between weird? 02:32:49 AM: <Samrod> well, TO ME, there isn't one 02:33:00 AM: <Samrod> but that's just me
Quote #137
Sun, Aug 22, 2004 03:27:09 AM: <Samrod> !define foo; rm -rf /* 03:27:15 AM: <Stereo> lol 03:27:19 AM: <Samrod> heh 03:27:34 AM: <Samrod> abeyance: fuck, say ssomething! 03:27:40 AM: <Stereo> abeyance: did it work? 03:27:41 AM: <Samrod> abeyance: SAY SOMETHING! 03:27:57 AM: <Samrod> NMOTHER FUCKER! 03:28:03 AM: <dan--> hah 03:28:14 AM: <Samrod> FRANK! SPEAK TO ME MAN!! SAY SOMETHING!!! 03:28:26 AM: <Samrod> AARRRRGHGHH NOOOOOOOOOO! 03:28:30 AM: <Stereo> I guess he's fixing his script 03:28:44 AM: <Samrod> at least he's still pingable 03:29:04 AM: TaxMan sets Samrod on fire. 03:29:06 AM: <Samrod> I hope that didn't work! 03:29:22 AM: <Samrod> please say nothing happened Frank 03:29:32 AM: <Samrod> !define test 03:29:37 AM: <Samrod> fuck 03:29:40 AM: <TaxMan> "nothing happened Frank" 03:29:50 AM: <Samrod> !findurl samrod 03:29:56 AM: <Samrod> motherfuck 03:30:01 AM: <Stereo> he's dead, sam 03:30:02 AM: <Samrod> !define foo 03:30:03 AM: :Server: abeyance has signed off (Ping timeout) 03:30:06 AM: <Stereo> lol 03:30:10 AM: <TaxMan> and away he goes. 03:30:13 AM: Samrod craps his pants 03:30:29 AM: <Samrod> I think I'm gonna have a heart attack [for the record, it actually did work. abeyance has vowed to implement molly-guards before deploying from now on.]
Quote #138
Mon, Sep 13, 2004 [submitted by LafinJack.] <Samrod> I can't even count how many times they've rolled their eyes or just got up and left at a single word "Hi..." <LafinJack> try talking to their face and not their chest
Quote #139
Tue, Sep 14, 2004 02:44:43 AM: <Samrod> which is a better name for a baby boy: Gonad or Scrotus? 02:44:59 AM: <Samrod> the latter commands more power and respect
Quote #140
Fri, Sep 24, 2004 09:42:05 AM: :Server: Topic for #macintosh: <Samrod> Radie: um, you're a totally newbie here right? || <Radie> yes i am samrod || <Samrod> Radie: then how the hell did you know my name? 09:42:05 AM: :Server: Topic set by dan-- on Friday, September 24, 2004 at 11:31:13 AM
Quote #141
Mon, Oct 04, 2004 01:34:36 AM: <Samrod> wow, there's a local store called Batteries+ that sells nothing but butteries... wonder if they sell the NewerTech iPod buttery with over 20 hours of run time, or the newer one by someone else with up to 40 hours 01:34:50 AM: <fGewA> buttery, eh? 01:35:10 AM: <Sprfluous> a and u are nowhere near each other... 01:35:15 AM: <Samrod> BATtery 01:38:25 AM: <fGewA> samgod: URL for the newertech one 01:38:35 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: uh... 01:39:21 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: http://eshop.macsales.com/Catalog_Item.cfm?ID=7095&Item=NWTBAPT4800LI [it's a TiBook battery.] 01:39:42 AM: <Samrod> oh wait, WRONG URL
Quote #142
Mon, Oct 04, 2004 01:45:59 AM: <d`oh> anyway 01:46:03 AM: <d`oh> i need sleep 01:46:06 AM: <Verry> me too 01:46:15 AM: <d`oh> yeah it's 5am there 01:46:16 AM: <d`oh> you nut 01:49:16 AM: <Samrod> it's 5am here too 01:49:31 AM: <fGewA> samgod: you left the Pacific time zone? 01:49:35 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: no, why? 01:49:50 AM: <Verry> lol, samrod your'e insane 01:49:40 AM: <fGewA> well 01:49:42 AM: <fGewA> here in PDT 01:49:44 AM: <fGewA> it's 1:49 AM 01:49:55 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: um.. ok 01:50:03 AM: <fGewA> meaning, it's not 5 AM. 01:50:09 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: oh yeah
Quote #143
Mon, Oct 04, 2004 02:23:12 AM: <Samrod> E 02:23:15 AM: <Samrod> "E" 02:23:15 AM: <Samrod> *E* 02:23:18 AM: <Samrod> -e 02:23:25 AM: <Samrod> _E_ 02:23:21 AM: <fGewA> samgod: WTF are you doing? 02:23:34 AM: <Samrod> um... 02:23:45 AM: <Samrod> hmm... well, THAT ^ up there 02:23:59 AM: <Samrod> up above, was brought to you by the letter "e"
Quote #144
Tue, Oct 05, 2004 03:42:08 AM: <Samrod> Strauss: so dude, left or right, which is your favorite nad?
Quote #145
Tue, Oct 05, 2004 03:51:59 AM: <Samrod> WHOA! Hey check this out: 03:52:07 AM: <Samrod> um... 03:52:18 AM: <Samrod> wait, fuck, I have nothing to show 03:52:25 AM: <Samrod> n/m
Quote #146
Thu, Oct 07, 2004 02:50:41 AM: <Samrod> we have certain individuals in here who feel the need to constantly post the same URLs over and over again. Hey, you don't see me posting http://smarod.com/photos all the time do you? Then enough with the SGF! 02:51:35 AM: <fGewA> hey samgod, you know what I say to that? 02:52:05 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: no, what? 02:53:17 AM: <fGewA> http://boredzo.fourx.org/irc/qf.py?qf=sgf&view=quotes 02:54:12 AM: <fGewA> btw, you spelled your URL wrong. 02:55:16 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: so why do you assume it's MY URL? I was just using a random URL as an example... it's not like I have any new pix to show you guys 02:55:30 AM: <fGewA> hm 02:55:34 AM: <fGewA> why do I assume it's your URL... 02:55:41 AM: <fGewA> because it has YOUR NAME (misspelled) in it? 02:56:03 AM: <Samrod> fGewA: or perhaps that just a random URL that happens to remind you of my name? 02:56:17 AM: <fGewA> yeah... that must be it. RIGHT.
Quote #147
Thu, Oct 07, 2004 03:27:48 AM: <Samrod> krip: so you guys broke up, got back together, hm... 03:27:56 AM: <NetwrkAdaptr> Samrod: yeah like a long while ago 03:27:59 AM: :Server: NetwrkAdaptr has left #macintosh 03:28:50 AM: <Samrod> krip: the same Olivia you were complaining about? Saying how some annoying bitch likes you so much more than you like her but you have no balls to tell her you can't stand her so you'll just deal with it? Didn't you also say she's ugly? And that she smells? 03:29:53 AM: <Samrod> Hey Olivia, Jotham's told us so much about you... it's good to finally meed you. 03:30:43 AM: <fGewA> samgod: he's not here, dumbass
Quote #148
Fri, Oct 08, 2004 03:27:08 PM: <Samrod> Samrod: nnanaananaaa
Quote #149
Tue, Oct 12, 2004 01:10:59 AM: <TaxMan> Samrod: you have to earn the right to be pedantic. 01:11:51 AM: <Samrod> pendantic isn't a word
Quote #150
Thu, Oct 21, 2004 12:29:51 AM: <Samrod> any designers in here? 12:29:55 AM: <Samrod> Designers? Hello?!?!?! 12:30:25 AM: <Samrod> a freakin Mac channel and it's filled with codergeeks 12:30:24 AM: <maruko> i'm a designer 12:30:40 AM: <Samrod> maruko: hey, ok, listen to this: 12:31:20 AM: <Samrod> maruko: I'm working on a project that'll display on a jumbotron before the band goes on stage at a concert 12:31:36 AM: <Samrod> maruko: it's a 60 second clip that'll loop throughout the song 12:31:38 AM: <maruko> Samrod: I'm a circuit designer 12:31:46 AM: <Samrod> maruko: grrrr!!!
Quote #151
Fri, Oct 22, 2004 11:36:45 PM: <Samrod> you know that feeling when your huge dump shoots back up your ass?
Quote #152
Wed, Oct 27, 2004 12:31:52 AM: <fGewA> cluebot: seen cherryminx 12:31:53 AM: <cluebot> cherryminx was last seen on #macintosh 13 days, 8 hours, 55 minutes and 5 seconds ago, saying: ill be back laters [Wed Oct 13 18:51:27 2004] 12:32:10 AM: <Samrod> cluebot: hey man, that's a lot more recently than I've seen here 12:32:11 AM: <cluebot> Samrod: i'm not following you... 12:32:33 AM: <Samrod> cluebot: uh, she's been in here long after the last time I saw her 12:32:34 AM: <cluebot> Samrod: excuse me? 12:32:38 AM: <Samrod> cluebot: n/m 12:32:39 AM: <cluebot> Samrod: sorry... 12:32:58 AM: <Samrod> you should be
Quote #153
Fri, Oct 29, 2004 02:20:58 AM: <Samrod> G5macman: tu peut utilizer VirginTracker.com por cette qui sont libres 02:21:28 AM: <dan--> samrod - you started your own website for tracking your quest for sex? 02:21:39 AM: <Samrod> dan--: no, why? 02:21:53 AM: <dan--> VirginTracker.com? 02:22:06 AM: <Samrod> s/Virgin/Version/ 02:22:18 AM: <Samrod> why the hell did I type that 02:22:26 AM: <dan--> if that's not a freudian slip, i don't know what is
Quote #154
Fri, Nov 05, 2004 03:10:50 AM: <Samrod> without men, women would be nothing more than wo
Quote #155
Sat, Nov 13, 2004 01:39:46 AM: OoSLink laughs 01:39:49 AM: OoSLink laughs some more 01:39:57 AM: <Samrod> Joe: what's so funny? 01:40:03 AM: <Samrod> Samrod: who the hell is Joe? 01:40:15 AM: <Mac-arena> damn, man 01:40:19 AM: <Samrod> wait, uh..
Quote #156
Fri, Nov 19, 2004 02:27:06 AM: <Samrod> got a pic? 02:27:15 AM: <OoTLink> no 02:27:21 AM: <OoTLink> not one I'm gonna show you 02:27:46 AM: <Samrod> OoTLink: then just show me one you're not gnona show me 02:28:09 AM: <Samrod> wait a minute
Quote #157
Tue, Nov 30, 2004 [just changed his mom's home directory] 02:11:05 AM: <Samrod> gonna log out & back in again.... see if it works 02:11:08 AM: :Server: Samrod has signed off (Quit: ShadowIRC 2.0a10) 02:13:25 AM: :Server: Samrod (~Overexpos@ppp-68-122-210-150.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) joined #macintosh 02:13:32 AM: <Samrod> didn't work. 02:13:51 AM: <Mac-arena> what didn't? 02:13:54 AM: <Samrod> do I need to reboot for the new user directories to take effect? 02:13:58 AM: <Mac-arena> yeah 02:14:04 AM: <Samrod> oh, so a logout won't do it 02:14:31 AM: <Samrod> damn... then I'll be back then then 02:14:35 AM: :Server: Samrod has signed off (Quit: ShadowIRC 2.0a10) 02:17:36 AM: :Server: Samrod (~Overexpos@ppp-68-122-210-150.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) joined #macintosh 02:17:44 AM: <Samrod> still didn't take effect 02:17:50 AM: <Samrod> weird 02:17:56 AM: <Mac-arena> did you save the directory after you made the change? 02:18:08 AM: <Samrod> what do you mean by save the directory? 02:18:14 AM: <Mac-arena> what I said. 02:18:21 AM: <Samrod> it already exists 02:18:27 AM: <Mac-arena> yeah, but you changed it. 02:19:12 AM: <Samrod> when I launch NetInfo Manager, the home string is the new pathname 02:19:20 AM: <Mac-arena> samgod: then it's changed 02:19:31 AM: <Samrod> uh oh, I'm a moron 02:19:33 AM: <Samrod> DUMBASS! 02:19:38 AM: <Mac-arena> you're both! 02:19:40 AM: <Mac-arena> what happened? 02:19:53 AM: <Samrod> I forgot to actually CHECK if it's taking effect at all 02:19:59 AM: <Mac-arena> uh... that would help 02:20:04 AM: <Samrod> for some reason, I just kept assuming it's not working 02:20:07 AM: <Samrod> yeah
Quote #158
Thu, Jul 14, 2005 from #mozilla on irc.mozilla.org: 02:33:31 AM: <Samrod> fgewa: dude, I'm only half a virgin now! 02:33:49 AM: <Samrod> I think 02:33:48 AM: <Mac-arena> ? 02:34:07 AM: <Mac-arena> how does that work? 02:34:32 AM: <Samrod> well, I kinda happen to have received oral for about 4 mins while wearing latex protection 02:34:43 AM: <Mac-arena> samgod: latex? not steel mesh? 02:34:50 AM: <Samrod> ouch, heh 02:34:58 AM: <Mac-arena> exactly my point :)
Quote #159
Thu, Jul 14, 2005 [lollerbater = kriptik.] 02:35:06 AM: <Samrod> Oh, and a messed up thing happened 02:35:27 AM: <Mac-arena> you mean besides getting head while wearing a condom? 02:35:33 AM: <Samrod> this chick couldn't find my unit, so well, here's what happened 02:35:37 AM: <Mac-arena> ... 02:36:22 AM: <Samrod> we're making out and I thought that I must be getting very nervous because my left hand felt like it was getting hardcore pins & needles, just like you do when your foot falls asleep 02:36:36 AM: <Samrod> so I ignore it and continue 02:36:53 AM: <Samrod> but the more we make out, the worse the pins & needles get 02:37:22 AM: <Mac-arena> until eventually, you bled all over her! right? 02:37:33 AM: <Samrod> so anyway, we get further & further, and I start using my finger "in there" and she yelps like a dog, loudly 02:37:51 AM: <Samrod> like "yyeeeowwwwouch!" 02:37:58 AM: <Mac-arena> I've never heard a dog say that 02:38:33 AM: <Samrod> turns out it wasn't pins & needs and I wasn't getting nervous, but when she got to my apartment building, she couldn't find my unit so she circled the building at which point her back brushed up against the cacti 02:38:42 AM: <Mac-arena> hahahaha 02:38:47 AM: <lollerbater> haha 02:39:02 AM: <Samrod> and while making out, I naturally put my arms around her and rubbed thousands of tiny pricks and needles onto my hand 02:39:35 AM: <Samrod> and naturally, moments later proceeded to finger her with a hand full of cacti needles 02:40:03 AM: <Samrod> she didn't find it that comfortable 02:40:23 AM: <Mac-arena> which is why you didn't go all the way right? 02:40:30 AM: <Mac-arena> after you basically laid a barbed wire fence for yourself 02:40:49 AM: <Mac-arena> 'What did you do that for, samrod?!' 'Oh, I'm into S&M *thrust*' 02:41:17 AM: <Mac-arena> that's when you REALLY want that steel mesh condom 02:41:44 AM: <Samrod> but it got worse, because she ran to the bathroom and I heard a lot of running water, she returned and I had to use my other hand (luckly I had a spare) but I kept forgetting not to use my hand to grab her thingies and such, so a few days later when she was back, her left breast had developed a rash and tiny bumps all over it because I kept grabbing it w/ thousands of needles all over my hand
Quote #160
Thu, Jul 14, 2005 02:42:19 AM: <Samrod> Mac-arena: heh, didn't go all the way 'cuz 1) she doesn't want to, and 2) I'm not attracted to her 02:42:34 AM: <Mac-arena> you're not attracted to her, so you were making out with her and you let her give you head 02:42:42 AM: <Mac-arena> yeah, that makes a lot of sense
Quote #161
Tue, Jul 19, 2005 01:21:34 AM: <Squibby> what's wrong with her? 01:21:51 AM: <Samrod> uh, her face, her teeth 01:22:03 AM: <Samrod> she looks NOTHING like the pix she sent 01:22:23 AM: <Squibby> does she look good in the dark? 01:22:35 AM: <Samrod> umm.... uhh....
Quote #162
Tue, Jul 19, 2005 03:21:02 AM: <humongous> Samrod: http://weblogs.macromedia.com/flashjavascript/ [much discussion snipped] 03:36:03 AM: <dan---> samrod - looks like you can do it with the integration kit that jotham posted 03:36:19 AM: <dan---> it doesn't seem like the cleanest thing in the world, but it should work. 03:36:25 AM: <Samrod> jotham? Is he even here? 03:36:44 AM: <dan---> humongous == jotham 03:36:53 AM: <Samrod> oh shit 03:37:11 AM: humongous urinates down samrods back
Quote #163
Fri, Jul 22, 2005 06:22:54 AM: :Server: lenalarsson (~Snak@441a.brf-vatan.net) joined #macintosh 06:23:26 AM: <Samrod> anyone seen lenalarsson lately? 06:24:02 AM: <lenalarsson> who's that? 06:24:15 AM: <Samrod> why do you ask? 06:24:38 AM: <lenalarsson> why do you ask? 06:24:41 AM: <Samrod> btw, who's who? 06:25:00 AM: <lenalarsson> it's me 06:25:09 AM: <Samrod> ya don't say! 06:26:03 AM: <lenalarsson> where is everybody? 06:26:10 AM: <Samrod> Earth 06:26:37 AM: <lenalarsson> ya don't say! 06:27:01 AM: <Samrod> no, I don't
Quote #164
Wed, Jul 27, 2005 01:40:02 PM: <Samrod> I don't see a URL in the topic 01:40:13 PM: <Samrod> oh, no, that's the channel name
Quote #165
Fri, Jul 29, 2005 02:18:49 AM: <Samrod> well it's official 02:21:39 AM: <Mac-arena> what is? 02:23:04 AM: <Samrod> what is what? 02:24:50 AM: <friendy> Ah Samrod, we missed you. 02:24:55 AM: <friendy> For precisely this reason. 02:25:24 AM: <Samrod> uh... um, ok? 02:26:04 AM: <Mac-arena> samgod: so, what is? 02:27:53 AM: <Samrod> Mac-arena: where's the rest of your question? What is... what? 02:28:03 AM: <Mac-arena> the rest of my question is at the end of your initial statement 02:29:59 AM: <Samrod> my initial statement.... 02:30:23 AM: <Samrod> wtf? What's official? 02:30:28 AM: <Mac-arena> right
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Mon, Aug 01, 2005 04:44:19 AM: <Samrod> btw, as of Friday, I am no longer a 30 year old virgin!!! 04:44:55 AM: <kriptik> wow 04:44:59 AM: <kriptik> sam you fucker 04:45:04 AM: <kriptik> CONGRATS 04:45:09 AM: <kriptik> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 04:45:13 AM: <kriptik> ^G^G^G^G 04:45:13 AM: <Samrod> thanks man! 04:45:15 AM: <kriptik> ^G^G^G^G 04:45:18 AM: <Kyrina> neat 04:45:20 AM: :Server: Unknown channel CTCP "SAMROD_GOT_LAID " for #macintosh" from kriptik[jotham@kriptik.users.undernet.org], ignoring. 04:45:24 AM: <kriptik> this is big news 04:45:32 AM: <Samrod> uh no. I didn't get laid man 04:45:36 AM: <kriptik> oh 04:45:38 AM: <Samrod> I just turned into a 31 year old virgin 04:45:39 AM: <kriptik> you are 31? 04:45:40 AM: <kriptik> that sucks 04:45:41 AM: <Samrod> yeah
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Sat, Aug 06, 2005 03:46:00 AM: <Samrod> Ben-: dude, my voice is REALLY sexy 03:46:05 AM: <Samrod> well, unless i talk
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Thu, Aug 11, 2005 02:20:07 PM: <hb_> SBC is such an incompetent organization. 02:20:21 PM: <Samrod> hb_: you mean that in a good or bad way?
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Fri, Dec 16, 2005 [submitted by Ben- to qdb. original URL is http://qdb.us/52791 .] <samrod> Ghost_of_XmasFuture: I have proof of part of the night <samrod> guys, I'm freakin' the hell out right now <NDPTAL87> Extreme and frequent sexual hallucinations can occur in virginal males over the age of 30. <samrod> alright you dildoes, I'll show you what's a halucinatino <samrod> halucination rather <stajaClaws> hallucination <Ben^> typing skills? <NDPTAL87> samrod: Fantasize about Mavis Beacon