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SlashNET #joyoftech, Friday 30th January 2004

01:13 pm: *** blimp (Owner73@....dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net) joined #joyoftech
01:13 pm:     blimp: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHINAKI!
01:13 pm:     blimp: so hows everyone this morning?
01:13 pm:     blimp: asshat!
01:13 pm: uilleann: blimp: http://movies.flabber.nl/Madonna.wannabe/ =)
01:14 pm:     blimp: but im not supposed to follow links :(
01:14 pm: uilleann: poor j00
01:14 pm: uilleann: mail it home or something then
01:14 pm:     blimp: fucl you im no jew
01:14 pm: uilleann: :P
01:14 pm:     blimp: asshat!
01:15 pm:     blimp: why the fuck doesnt the command wrk
01:15 pm: uilleann: get out of the wrong side of bed this morning?
01:15 pm:     blimp: no,i sleep in a box below another box,and im at the pblic library
01:15 pm: ShinakuTK: erm
01:15 pm: ShinakuTK: Its my birthday? :P
01:15 pm:     blimp: yeah
01:16 pm: ShinakuTK: ok
01:16 pm: ShinakuTK: not complaining
01:16 pm:     blimp: asshat!
01:16 pm:     blimp: shinaku xdcc send # asshat!
01:16 pm: uilleann: /kick #joyoftech blimp asshat yourself
01:16 pm: *** ShinakuTK has signed off (Quit: CGI:IRC (EOF))
01:16 pm:     blimp: why are u threatining me?
01:17 pm: uilleann: cause you're an asshat?
01:17 pm:     blimp: just because the command doesnt work u dont have to makw fun of me
01:17 pm:     blimp: asshat!
01:18 pm:     blimp: im gettin really tired of this
01:18 pm:     blimp: asshat!
01:18 pm: uilleann: wtf are you on about?
01:18 pm:     blimp: the command dont work
01:18 pm: uilleann: what command?
01:18 pm:     blimp: asshat
01:18 pm:     blimp: !
01:18 pm: Gibbonboy: from the mothership
01:18 pm:     blimp: u 2?!
01:19 pm: uilleann: since when has asshat been a command?
01:19 pm:     blimp: asshat!
01:19 pm:     blimp: since i typed it here 3 weeks ago and i got lotr:rotk
01:19 pm:     blimp: @ send asshat
01:19 pm: uilleann: so if you already have it, now why do you want it?
01:19 pm:     blimp: CEASE!
01:20 pm:     blimp: asshat!
01:20 pm: uilleann: and there are no IRC bots in this channel, no commands will work
01:20 pm:              Gibbonboy unclips tranquilizer gun from under desk...
01:20 pm:     blimp: ur fuckin with me right?
01:20 pm:     blimp: asshat!
01:20 pm: uilleann: Gibbonboy: or just do to him what the guy did in that Madonna flash movie :P
01:21 pm: uilleann: blimp: that command will only work with some guy's bot in another channel
01:21 pm:     blimp: seriously?
01:21 pm: uilleann: yes
01:21 pm:     blimp: im such an ass
01:21 pm:     blimp: fuck im embarassed
01:21 pm: *** blimp has left #joyoftech
01:22 pm: uilleann: asshat...
01:22 pm: Gibbonboy: wow
01:23 pm: uilleann: ah, what a comedian =)
01:23 pm: uilleann: we need to hire guys like that for Monday mornings
01:24 pm: *** blimp (Owner73@....dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net) joined #joyoftech
01:24 pm:     blimp: asshat!
01:24 pm: uilleann: you're in the same channel as before... and we still don't have an asshat bot
01:24 pm: *** blimp has left #joyoftech
01:24 pm: uilleann: lol
01:24 pm: *** blimp (Owner73@....dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net) joined #joyoftech
01:25 pm: uilleann: go away
01:25 pm:     blimp: seriously......is this joy of tech?
01:25 pm: Gibbonboy: uilleann: that movie is great
01:25 pm: uilleann: it's #joyoftech, yes...
01:25 pm: Gibbonboy: indeed it is
01:25 pm:     blimp: asshat!
01:25 pm:     blimp: @find asshat
01:25 pm:     blimp: fuck
01:25 pm:     blimp: fuck it
01:26 pm:     blimp: so whats the topic everybody?
01:26 pm:     blimp: asshats?
01:26 pm: uilleann: some clown shouting "asshat!" ad nauseum...
01:26 pm:     blimp: why you scream at me?
01:26 pm: Gibbonboy: now, [that] is funny
01:27 pm:     blimp: fuck all of you,im just trying to get a little asshat like everyone else here
01:27 pm: uilleann: actually, we manage just fine in life without asshats
01:28 pm:     blimp: oh,real tuff guy making fun of the disableds eh
01:28 pm:     blimp: man,if i had my asshat..........
01:28 pm: Gibbonboy: you'd be a matched set
01:29 pm: uilleann: haha
01:29 pm:     blimp: what do you mean?
01:29 pm:     blimp: im a large
01:29 pm:     blimp: ?
01:29 pm: Gibbonboy: some spats and you'd be ready for the ball, cinderella
01:29 pm:     blimp: wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful?
01:30 pm:     blimp: asshat!
01:30 pm:     blimp:  wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become
so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so
hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful?
wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when
did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans b
01:30 pm:     blimp:  wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become
so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so
hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful?
wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when
did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans b
01:30 pm:     blimp:  wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become
so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so
hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful?
wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when
did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans b
01:30 pm:     blimp:  wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become
so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so
hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful?
wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when
did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans b
01:30 pm:     blimp:  wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become
so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so
hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful?
wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when
did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans b
01:30 pm:     blimp:  wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become
so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so
hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful?
wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when
did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans b
01:30 pm:              Gibbonboy sighs
01:30 pm:     blimp:  wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become
so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so
hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful?
wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when
did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans b
01:30 pm:     blimp:  wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become
so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so
hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful?
wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when
did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans b
01:30 pm: *** blimp has signed off (Excess Flood)
01:31 pm: uilleann: oo
01:31 pm: Gibbonboy: I was waiting for the flood control to kick
01:31 pm: *** blimp (Owner73@....dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net) joined #joyoftech
01:31 pm:     blimp: vwow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become
so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so
hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful?
wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when
did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans b
01:31 pm:     blimp: wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become
so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so
hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful?
wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when
did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans be
01:31 pm:     blimp: wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become
so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so
hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful?
wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when
did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans be
01:31 pm: *** blimp has signed off (Excess Flood)
01:31 pm: *** blimp (Owner73@....dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net) joined #joyoftech
01:31 pm:     blimp: wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become
so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so
hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful?
wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when
did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans be
01:31 pm:     blimp: wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become
so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so
hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful?
wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when
did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans be
01:31 pm:     blimp: wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become
so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so
hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful?
wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when
did you mexicans become so hateful? wow,when did you mexicans be
01:31 pm: *** blimp has signed off (Excess Flood)
01:32 pm: *** blimp (~jukeboxhe@....dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net) joined #joyoftech
01:32 pm:     blimp: asshat!
01:32 pm:              Gibbonboy is busy filling a pillowcase with doorknobs
01:32 pm: uilleann: =p
01:32 pm:     blimp: ok guys,im just looking for a little trivia ok?
01:32 pm:     blimp: go head hit me with the trivia
01:33 pm: Gibbonboy: How far is the Batcave from Gotham City?
01:33 pm:     blimp: clue!
01:33 pm:     blimp: clue1!
01:33 pm:              uilleann clobbers blimp over the head with a clue-by-four
01:33 pm:     blimp: 2.4
01:34 pm:     blimp: 2.4 miles
01:34 pm:     blimp: answer:2.4miles
01:34 pm: Gibbonboy: wrong, but a good guess
01:34 pm:     blimp: ahhh what was it?
01:34 pm: Gibbonboy: 5 miles
01:34 pm:     blimp: damn
01:34 pm:     blimp: i was close tho
01:34 pm:     blimp: u gotta admit
01:35 pm:     blimp: im a machine just let me get in the zone
01:35 pm:              Gibbonboy thinks you're already in a zone
01:35 pm:     blimp: no not yet,but thatnks
01:35 pm:     blimp: is the bot broken?
01:35 pm: Gibbonboy: there is no bot
01:36 pm: Gibbonboy: hah, made a funny
01:36 pm:     blimp: who the fuck is giving me the trivia then?
01:36 pm:     blimp: asshat?
01:36 pm: Gibbonboy: I am
01:36 pm:     blimp: ok go head,im ready coach
01:36 pm:     blimp: *gets ready
01:36 pm: Gibbonboy: ok
01:37 pm:     blimp: clue!
01:37 pm:     blimp: o.k.
01:37 pm:     blimp: okay
01:37 pm: uilleann: clue to what>
01:37 pm: uilleann: -?
01:37 pm:     blimp: did i get it?
01:37 pm: uilleann: get what?
01:38 pm:     blimp: the trivia question
01:38 pm: Gibbonboy: Two forty kilo monkeys are sitting on a 38 inch high fence. One monkey blows off,
and the fence rail straightens by 0.24 cm. How thick is the top rail of the fence?
01:38 pm:     blimp: clue!
01:38 pm: Gibbonboy: the rail is made of chestnut
01:39 pm: *** blimp has left #joyoftech
01:39 pm: Gibbonboy: I've got a project meeting, bbl
01:39 pm: uilleann: TMTOWTDI
01:39 pm: uilleann: cya
01:39 pm: Gibbonboy: asshat :)
01:39 pm: uilleann: =p
01:40 pm: *** Gibbonboy is now known as gibbon_afk

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