IRC quotes
Undernet #macintosh, 23rd July 2003
Just obeyin’ ma bitch… ;)
Undernet #macintosh, 14th March 2003
I wonder if he will get sued for that… ;)
Undernet #macintosh, 10th March 2003
Another example of boundless human generosity…
Undernet #macintosh, 10th March 2003
As fitted to prehistoric computers
Undernet #macintosh, 10th March 2003
Someone getting mathematical with their domain
SlashNET #joyoftech, 8th March 2003
:)
Something Chris gave me a long time ago.
SlashNET, 26th June 2002
It would seem that there are, indeed, no channel name limitations…
Undernet #macintosh, 21st April 2002
Someone gets their introduction to the no-warez policy of #macintosh I guess one of us needed to asdfdsf him and make him go away ;)
Webchat #tranceaddict, 5th April 2002
And what is your definition of song, nstar? ;)
Undernet #macusers, 1st April 2002
Evidently
Undernet #macusers(?), 29th March 2002
I must have had the Universal Translator turned off that day.
Undernet #macintosh, 27th March 2002
asdfdsf! 1
Undernet #macintosh, 13th February 2002
Blah: :)
Undernet #machelp, 27th March 2002
Heh, a neat trick, nice, but then, you start to wonder
WTF?
Undernet #macintosh, 24th March 2002
Oh, of course you dont
Undernet #macintosh, 18th March 2002
Not only can Pete_ give answers to questions he never saw, DShadow doesnt see answers when theyre thrown at his face ;)
Webchat #tranceaddict, 15th March 2002
Cmon, tell me who it is :)
Webchat #tranceaddict, 10th March 2002
Here, have a glass of vidke too!
Undernet #machelp, 9th March 2002
Ho hum :)
Undernet #macintosh, 24th January 2002
The wit and wisdom of aPerson.
Quakenet #clan-nsr, 25th January 2002 [PhAtfiSh]
[17:13] <BaRR> .//echo -at $findfile(C:\,*porn*,0,amsg $1-) [17:13] <BaRR> type that without the . [17:13] <Invid> C:\WINDOWS\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\8LAZ0DAB\pornno01[1].gif [17:14] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\Z1I8R6M1\crespo-porn-king[1].jpg [17:14] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\8T8TYT6B\pornhill[1].gif [17:14] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\G12FSXQR\thumb-porncity[1].gif [17:14] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\IXO1WTU9\porn[1].gif [17:14] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\07C10PUH\worldporn2000[1].gif [17:14] <BaRR> lol [17:14] <Invid> 1 :) [17:14] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Cookies\default@hot.porngoose[1].txt [17:14] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Cookies\default@www.pornothumbz[2].txt [17:14] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Cookies\default@stats3.porntrack[2].txt [17:14] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Cookies\default@feeds.pornication[1].txt [17:14] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Recent\Anime Porn - Girl Has Sex with Demon with a HUGE Cock - From La Blue Girl .lnk [17:14] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Recent\porn--Silvia Saint - Nun..lnk [17:14] <BaRR> lol# [17:14] <Invid> rofl [17:15] <BD|AWAY> oooh Silvia Saint [17:15] <BD|AWAY> shes fit [17:15] <BaRR> im not gonna do mine cos i get DC for flooding [17:15] <Invid> ;) [17:16] <BaRR> i am the pr0n king! [17:16] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Recent\Guy & Red Head Sucking & Fucking.lnk [17:16] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Recent\LA Blue Girl (Cartoon Sex) - Guy & Red Head Sucking & Fucking.lnk [17:16] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\Program Files\Outlook Express\inbox\Guy & Red Head Sucking & Fucking.mpg [17:16] <BaRR> C:\WINDOWS\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\K4QK6NO5\porn.sign[1].html [17:16] <BaRR> C:\WINDOWS\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\K4QK6NO5\porn[2].html [17:16] <BaRR> C:\WINDOWS\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\01U34123\pornstar01[1].gif [17:16] <BaRR> C:\WINDOWS\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\01U34123\pornstar2[1].gif [17:16] <BaRR> C:\WINDOWS\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\01MRG9MZ\pornstar[1].htm [17:16] <BaRR> C:\WINDOWS\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\01MRG9MZ\astarisporn[1].gif [17:16] *** Quits: BaRR (Excess Flood)
Aimster (not IRC, but hey) #macusers, 2nd Janaury 2002
With great difficulty, cabelmouse, great difficulty
Undernet #macintosh, 2nd November 2001
Well, never guess what followed that
yes, we had three of them ASCIIing up the channel :)
Oh, and according to translation sites, that means I bandage when I see you
*puzzled look* Anyone offer a better translation? Or do us Mac users all
induce French-speaking people to start bandaging? Who knows
Undernet #on_the_roxx, 2nd November 2001
And a happy new year!
Undernet #surrey, 30th August 2001
ShadowIRC only gives ping readouts in seconds; clearly the programmer never anticipated a 5 minute 45 second ping
Undernet #surrey, 20th August 2001
Well, what can I say?
Related links
- bash.org, the quotes database
Footnotes
1 For the uninitiated: NewUser (or New_User when the former is already taken) is the default nick for the Mac client ShadowIRC, and #macintosh the default channel to join, so we tend to see a lot of blighters pop by with those nicks.