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Undernet #macintosh, 23rd July 2003

Just obeyin’ ma bitch… ;)

Undernet #macintosh, 14th March 2003

I wonder if he will get sued for that… ;)

Undernet #macintosh, 10th March 2003

Another example of boundless human generosity…

Undernet #macintosh, 10th March 2003

As fitted to prehistoric computers

Undernet #macintosh, 10th March 2003

Someone getting mathematical with their domain

SlashNET #joyoftech, 8th March 2003

:)

Something Chris gave me a long time ago.

SlashNET, 26th June 2002

It would seem that there are, indeed, no channel name limitations…

Undernet #macintosh, 21st April 2002

Someone gets their introduction to the no-warez policy of #macintosh – I guess one of us needed to asdfdsf him and make him go away ;)

Webchat #tranceaddict, 5th April 2002

And what is your definition of song, nstar? ;)

Undernet #macusers, 1st April 2002

Evidently…

Undernet #macusers(?), 29th March 2002

I must have had the Universal Translator turned off that day.

Undernet #macintosh, 27th March 2002

asdfdsf! 1

Undernet #macintosh, 13th February 2002

Blah: :)

Undernet #machelp, 27th March 2002

Heh, a neat trick, nice, but then, you start to wonder…

WTF?

Undernet #macintosh, 24th March 2002

Oh, of course you don’t

Undernet #macintosh, 18th March 2002

Not only can Pete_ give answers to questions he never saw, DShadow doesn’t see answers when they’re thrown at his face ;)

Webchat #tranceaddict, 15th March 2002

C’mon, tell me who it is… :)

Webchat #tranceaddict, 10th March 2002

Here, have a glass of vidke too!

Undernet #machelp, 9th March 2002

Ho hum :)

Undernet #macintosh, 24th January 2002

The wit and wisdom of aPerson.

Quakenet #clan-nsr, 25th January 2002 [PhAtfiSh]

[17:13] <BaRR> .//echo -at $findfile(C:\,*porn*,0,amsg $1-)
[17:13] <BaRR> type that without the .
[17:13] <Invid> C:\WINDOWS\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\8LAZ0DAB\pornno01[1].gif
[17:14] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\Z1I8R6M1\crespo-porn-king[1].jpg
[17:14] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\8T8TYT6B\pornhill[1].gif
[17:14] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\G12FSXQR\thumb-porncity[1].gif
[17:14] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\IXO1WTU9\porn[1].gif
[17:14] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\07C10PUH\worldporn2000[1].gif
[17:14] <BaRR> lol
[17:14] <Invid> 1 :)
[17:14] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Cookies\default@hot.porngoose[1].txt
[17:14] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Cookies\default@www.pornothumbz[2].txt
[17:14] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Cookies\default@stats3.porntrack[2].txt
[17:14] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Cookies\default@feeds.pornication[1].txt
[17:14] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Recent\Anime Porn - Girl Has Sex with Demon with a HUGE Cock - From La Blue Girl .lnk
[17:14] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Recent\porn--Silvia Saint - Nun..lnk
[17:14] <BaRR> lol#
[17:14] <Invid> rofl
[17:15] <BD|AWAY> oooh Silvia Saint
[17:15] <BD|AWAY> shes fit
[17:15] <BaRR> im not gonna do mine cos i get DC for flooding
[17:15] <Invid> ;)
[17:16] <BaRR> i am the pr0n king!
[17:16] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Recent\Guy & Red Head Sucking & Fucking.lnk
[17:16] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\WINDOWS\Recent\LA Blue Girl (Cartoon Sex) - Guy & Red Head Sucking & Fucking.lnk
[17:16] <Wid-ColdFeet> C:\Program Files\Outlook Express\inbox\Guy & Red Head Sucking & Fucking.mpg
[17:16] <BaRR> C:\WINDOWS\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\K4QK6NO5\porn.sign[1].html
[17:16] <BaRR> C:\WINDOWS\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\K4QK6NO5\porn[2].html
[17:16] <BaRR> C:\WINDOWS\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\01U34123\pornstar01[1].gif
[17:16] <BaRR> C:\WINDOWS\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\01U34123\pornstar2[1].gif
[17:16] <BaRR> C:\WINDOWS\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\01MRG9MZ\pornstar[1].htm
[17:16] <BaRR> C:\WINDOWS\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\01MRG9MZ\astarisporn[1].gif
[17:16] *** Quits: BaRR (Excess Flood)

Aimster (not IRC, but hey) #macusers, 2nd Janaury 2002

With great difficulty, cabelmouse, great difficulty

Undernet #macintosh, 2nd November 2001

Well, never guess what followed that… yes, we had three of them ASCIIing up the channel :)
Oh, and according to translation sites, that means “I bandage when I see you”… *puzzled look* Anyone offer a better translation? Or do us Mac users all induce French-speaking people to start bandaging? Who knows…

Undernet #on_the_roxx, 2nd November 2001

And a happy new year!

Undernet #surrey, 30th August 2001

ShadowIRC only gives ping readouts in seconds; clearly the programmer never anticipated a 5 minute 45 second ping…

Undernet #surrey, 20th August 2001

Well, what can I say?

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Footnotes

1 For the uninitiated: NewUser (or New_User when the former is already taken) is the default nick for the Mac client ShadowIRC, and #macintosh the default channel to join, so we tend to see a lot of blighters pop by with those nicks.